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Samuel sanoo:
venaa saatana
hahh
mull on menkat

Samuel sanoo:
tukehdu yskänlääkkeesees homo!

1. OIKEA NIMESI:
Taneli

2. GANGSTA NIMESI: (nimesi kolme ensimmäistä kirjainta + izzle.)
Tanizzle

3. SALAPOLIISI NIMESI: (lempivärisi ja lempieläimesi)
Sininen Koala

4. SAIPPUAOOPPERA NIMESI: (toinen nimesi + kotikatusi)
Matias Villilänniemi

5. STAR WARS NIMESI: (sukunimesi kolme ensimmäistä kirjainta, nimesi kaksi ensimmäistä kirjainta)
Tenta

6. SUPERSANKARINIMESI: (toinen lempivärisi, lempijuomasi)
Kultainen Cokis

7. IRAKILAINEN NIMESI: (nimesi toinen kirjain, sukunimesi kolmas kirjain, mikä tahansa kirjain toisesta nimestäsi, äitisi tyttönimen toinen kirjain, isäsi toisen nimen kolmas kirjain, sisaruksesi nimen ensimmäinen kirjain, äitisi tyttönimen viimeinen kirjain)
Antolti

8. TODISTAJANSUOJELU NIMESI: (kaverisi toinen nimi)
michael

9. GOOTTI NIMESI: (musta + lemmikkisi nimi)
musta anna

Janski sanoo:
:D:D ei vittu taneli:D
Janski sanoo:
oot kyl yks tapaus:D

A : You like to drink.
B : Everyone wants you.
C : You are really silly.
D : You like to drink.
E : Damn good kisser.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
I : You are great in bed.
J : People adore YOU!
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Everyone loves you.
M : Best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Awesome kisser.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fuckin crazy
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : Best g/f b/f anyone could ever ask for.
Z : Always ready.


T : You're loyal to those you love
A : You like to drink
N : You like to drink
E : Damn good kisser
L : Everyone loves you
I : You are great in bed

mä rupeen kaivaan huomenna syvää koloo, haluaaks joku auttaa?

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys’ side of the story. (I must admit, it’s pretty good). We always hear “the rules” from the female point of view… Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!

Please note… these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. YouÂ’re a big girl. If itÂ’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You donÂ’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. ItÂ’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. ThatÂ’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you wonÂ’t dress like the VictoriaÂ’s Secret girls, donÂ’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think youÂ’re fat, you probably are. DonÂ’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you donÂ’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you donÂ’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fineÂ…Really.

1. DonÂ’t ask us what weÂ’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really donÂ’t mind that? ItÂ’s like camping.

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