Our Barney who art at New York
Hallowed be thy code.
Thy chicks may cum.
Whenever your done.
In any place as it is in thy bed.
Give us this day our daily
awesomness.
And forgive us our weakness.
As we forgive those who broke thy
code.
And lead us not in the drought.
But deliver us from wussness.
For thine is the magic,
the father issues,
and the booty call,
for this night and all others.
(awesome) Amen