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YoutubeTiistai 25.11.2008 00:11

I used to walk through life, now I frolic.
Youtube has been like a father to me,
Except Youtube's not an alcholic.
Before Youtube I was just a skinny white kid,
that thought he was funnier, & cooler
than he actually was.
Now,
Not much has changed,
but I have a s**tload of money.

Because Youtube is a place for people to share they're ideas.
If by people you mean
13-year-old girls,
and by ideas you mean
how they love the Jonas Brothers.
I'm just kidding!
But let's be honest,
that's a hefty majority.
And if you don't believe me
You must be a noob..


So, Welcome to Youtube!
You don't know what you're missing,
and just by searching,
"Women Kissing".
-It's Youtube!
This country's been needing a
generation of kids who
don't waste their time reading.
Am I the only one who thinks that
Lisa Nova's hot?
And Chris Crocker's Not!
(He's Hotter).

Most of the best Youtubers
are either asian or their gay.
So if there's an untapped
youtube celebrity,
and his name is George Takei!
and your favorite coat
has a doo-doo stain.
I pray to god that it's
chocolate rain!
And I find videos of
babies laughing a bit intrusive.
Because Barack Obama won the election,
Cuz of Youtube
Wait, did I say youtube?
I meant the "Black Vote"...
And I think Youtube and Fred are
"So Cool!"
And What The Buck!
will be back in a Jiffy (Lube!)


So, Welcome to Youtube!
Yeah...
So, Welcome to Youtube!
Hey...
Welcome to Youtube!
I said, listen and linger,
Charlie the Unicorn bit my finger!
It's youtube!
The impact is evident.
Miss Teen South Carolina just ran for Vice President!

Upload a video,
You have nothing to lose!
except all your friends...
& the approval of your parents...
"Hi, my Mary, and I'm 19 years-old
I got drunk at a party, and I think someone
was video-taping it, but I don't want
anyone to see it, cuz
I showed half of my boobs!"
Sorry Mary!

Welcome to Youtube!
Say Hello to Youtube!
Yeah...
Say "Goodbye" to your College Scholarship.
And it will keep on going and it'll never stop!
Until it's privatized.

KeijoTiistai 11.11.2008 00:17

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpCq0VHKTNw <--- : DD

1. "Ruotsin kuningas oli kauhee apina, mutta sen muija..kuningatar oli aikoinaan aika hyvännäiköinen kinkku.."

2. "Pitäskö keijon korottaa vähän vuokraa, hiiren verran.."

3. "Nyt pelataan keijolla on kova käsi..hiljaa nyt!"

PARAS: "Saako vielä pienen bitin makkaraa vielä kun hiukoo niin..?" - "No ota nyt.."
"Saisko keijokin pienen jöötin sieltä..?"
-"Saako keijokinnn....no ota! Puolukkahilloo ette saa!"
-"No kyllä nyt vähän kastiketta, tähän suorastaan huutaa puolukka hilloo... :s"
-"Ole sinä hiljaa saatana!"

-"Hertta väri.."
-"Kellä?"
-"MINULLA!" : D


5. "Mites keijo..? Lähteekö keijo mukaan?" -"Keijolla ei oo rahaa, mutta keijolla on nyt kyllä kauhee käsi.."

6. "Keijo, pistäisitkö veden päälle? Mä oon värjänny hiukset ja tää kirvelee!"
-"Vettä ei tu! Saatte häädön!!"
"Vesi päälle, vesipää! Keikka alkaa, täällä on kaverilla letti jäykkänä.."
-"Ite ootte kusipäitä!"

7. "Muurinmurtaja! Meillä on rappukäytävässä norsu!"

8. "Mehän ollaan spuden kanssa suhteellisen perseaukisia kavereita.." -"Älä.."

9. "Minä rahoitan ainoastaan Suomi-Espanja -seuraa ja Herätkää -lehteä!"

10. "Keijolla on keijolla, kertynyt mania. Kolkytä tonnia, fyffee ja massia ja myöskin kyhnyä!"

Time for a change..Keskiviikko 05.11.2008 00:32

I'm not supposed to be scared of anything
But I don't know where I am
I wish that I could move but I'm exhausted
And nobody understands (how i feel)
I'm tryin' hard to breathe now but there's no air in my lungs
There's no one here to talk to
And the pain inside is making me numb

I try to hold this, under control
They can't help me
'Cause no one knows

Now I'm going through changes, changes
God, I feel so frustrated lately
When I get suffocated save me
Now I'm going through changes, changes

I'm feelin' weak and weary walkin' through this world alone
Everything I say, every word of it,
Cuts me to the bone (and i believe)
I've got something to say but now I've got nowhere to turn
It feels like I've been buried underneath all the weight of the world

I try to hold this, under control
They can't help me
'Cause no one knows

Now I'm going through changes, changes
God, I feel so frustrated lately
When I get suffocated save me
Now I'm going through changes, changes

I'm blind and shaking
Bound and breaking
I hope I make it
Through all these changes

Now I'm going through changes, changes
God, I feel so frustrated lately
When I get suffocated save me
Now I'm falling apart now I feel it

But I'm going through changes, changes
God, I feel so frustrated lately
And I get suffocated I hate this
But I'm going through changes, changes




Looking forward for the change, for new airwaves..
New style, new attitude, same person inside, not outside...

Just wait.. ;)
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