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"Confidence is the best chemo."
"The world makes way for the man who knows where he's going."
"Winning is my habit. What's yours?"
"Strength doesn't come from your physique, it comes from your unstoppable will."
"As long as you're breathing you haven't really failed."
"Yesterday was practice for a perfect tomorrow."
"The best way out is always through."
"No gods, no masters."
"Ignore your doubts, trust your instincts."
"Falling is not defeat. Not getting up is."
"Seize the day by the throat."
"If life's fucked you, fuck it back."
"Things will get better. Make 'em."
"You'll have the last laugh."
"Even if you fall 100 times, get back up 101 times."
"Fuck you, I'm great."
"Don't believe in yourself, believe in me, who believes in you."
"Ignore their taunts, focus on your power."
"80% of success is showing the fuck up."
"Tomorrow is a synonym for opportunity."
"You miss every shot you don't make. The odds are with you."
"Questioning and bitching gets you nowhere."
"Failing to prepare is preparing to fail."
"Monotony means predictable. If you can predict the future your victory is assured."
"He who hesitates is lost."
"It is time to take what's yours."
"Being a winner is a state of mind."
"You are better then you think you are."
"Who are we but a stepping stone into what we can become."
"Eat lightning, shit thunder."
"Quit whining, make life your bitch."
"So you're depressed. Fuck it, everyone else is too."
"You're stronger then you think.
"Why fear the unknown when you can conquer it."
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
"Mistakes make you stronger."
"The man ontop of the mountain didn't fall there."


Mikä on suosikkisi?

A : You like to drink.
B : Everyone wants you.
C : You are really silly.
D : You like to drink.
E : Damn good kisser.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
I : You Are Great in bed.
J : People Adore YOU!
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Everyone loves you.
M : Best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Awesome kisser.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fuckin crazy.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let ever ask for.
Z : Always ready.

Katso mitä sun nimi tarkoittaa, ja laita myös omaan päiväkirjaan! :)

V : You are not judgmental.
I : You Are Great in bed.
L : Everyone loves you.
L : Everyone loves you.
E : Damn good kisser.

Muita tuomitsematon, sänkypeto, helvetin rakastettu ja vieläpä pirun hyvä suutelija.

This appeared as a moral dilemma ‘cause at first
It was weird though I swore to eliminate the worst
Of the plague that devoured humanity itÂ’s true
I was vague on the “how” - so how can it be that you
Have shown me the light

It's a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you're gonna die
How I hesitated
Now I wonder why
ItÂ’s a brand new day

All the time that you beat me unconscious I forgive
All the crimes incomplete - listen, honestly I'll live
Mr. Cool, Mr. Right, Mr. Know-It-All is through
Now the future's so bright and I owe it all to you
Who showed me the light

It's a brand new me
I got no remorse
Now the water's rising
But I know the course
I'm gonna shock the world
Gonna show those boys
It's a brand new day

It's a brand new day
Yeah the sun is high
All the angels sing
Because you're gonna die
Go ahead and laugh
Yeah I'm a funny guy
Tell everyone goodbyeÂ…
ItÂ’s a brand new day

Heräsin tänä aamuna vasen silmä sokeana.

McGyver-juomapeli: Tuttu ja turvallinen, shotti aina kun 1) McGyver keksii jotain, 2) näkyy naurettava kasariletti, 3) kasarimusiikki alkaa soimaan, 4) jokin räjähtää.

Band of Brothers -juomapeli: Shotti jokaisesta kuolleesta natsista. Kaksi shottia loukkaantumisesta. Kolme shottia jenkistä.

Sosiaalinen juomapeli: Shotti aina kun joku juo jotain.

Commando-juomapeli: Jokaisesta näkyvästä Arskan lihaksesta shotti.

Linnanjuhlat-juomapeli: Shotti aina kun joku kättelee presidenttiä.
VARIAATIO: Shotti jokaisesta tunnistetusta vieraasta.

Bam Margera / Jackass / Extreme Duudsonit -juomapeli: Aina kun joku tekee jotain tyhmää, noh, tiedät kyllä mitä.

Sitcom-juomapeli: Juo naururaidan kohdilla.


Ihan ite keksin. :<

Matikankoe siis aamulla.

Nukun pommiin (8:05), oven edessä on pakkautuneena sen verran paljo lunta että pitää tommonen kymmenen minuuttia sitä rynkyttää, ja sitte vielä auton ovet on jäässä.

Kohtalo ei vissiin halunnu meikäläistä siihen kokeeseen.

Tuli muuten taas uus juttu mieleen siltä maagiselta Hevimestareissulta viime koeviikolla.

Ilmeisesti me oltiin syöty pitsaa Raatissa.

Ikävä vaan että mitään muistikuvaa ei ollut.

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
C&C3 screencappi, "Welcome back, commander"

Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
Yski.


BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Oikea.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Nielurisat.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Piano vissiin.

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Lyönnillä? Ei. Kivusta? Kyllä.


BULLSHITOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
En oikeastaan. Parempi että tulee yllättäen.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Viktor -> Vikke. KAUHIA muutos.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Omasta mielestä musta, se kun näyttää aina hyvältä.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Kyllä.


DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Kyllä, olettaen että kyse on euroista.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
En varmaankaan.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Kyllä.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Vois läpällä.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
En.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Kyllä.


DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
Lompakko.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Ei oikeasti, siinä vaan on pari kestoläppää.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Parkettia ja kokolattiamattoa.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Seison? Ei siihe mahu istumaan.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Yhdet.


LASTOLOGY

Q: Last person who texted you?
Sebu.

Q: Last person who called you?
Aleksi.

Q: Person you hugged?
Esa.


FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
1911.

Q: Season?
Talavi tai kevät.

Q: Color?
Syvänsininen tai musta.


CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
Mjoo.

Q: Mood?
Hiukka tylsistyny, ei kai tätä muuten tulis naputeltua.

Q: Listening to?
The Headmasters - Final Countdown

Q: Watching?
Screeniä.

Q: Worrying about?
Mitä sitä huomenna tekis.

Q: Wearing?
Koko lista? Bokserit (mustat), sukat (mustat), farkut (tummansiniset), alupaita (valkea), päällypaita (musta), takki (tummansininen) ja buutsit (ruskeat).


RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
Suihku.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Valmistua. :|

Q: Do you smile often?
Kyllä.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
Aika lailla.

Everything's going to shit.

Oli siinä taas stna vaalit.