Stranger: Hi.
You: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS ULTIMATE TEST??!!
You: :D
Stranger: Yeah.
You: OK HERE WE GO!
You: (it's really hard but I've warned you)
You: U READY???
Stranger: yeah
You: OK OMFG HERE WE GO!!
You: HAVE YOU WON THE OLYMPICS IN HELSINKI IN 1952
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