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1. Libanonissa miehet saavat vapaasti harrastaa seksiä eläinten
kanssa, mutta eläinten on oltava naaraita. Seksuaalisesta
kanssakäymisestä urospuolisen eläimen kanssa on rangaistuksena
kuolema. (Mitä järkeä...?)

2. Bahrainissa mieslääkäri saa tutkia laillisesti naisen sukupuolielimiä, muttei saa katsoa niihin suoraan tutkimuksen aikana. Hän voi vain nähdä niiden heijastuksen peilistä. (Saa toivomaan ettet tarvitse leikkausta!)

3. Muslimit eivät saa katsoa ruumiin sukuelimiä. Tämä koskee myös hautausurakoitsijoita: sukupuolielimet on peitettävä kivellä tai puunkappaleella koko ajan. (Siis kivellä?!)

4. Indonesiassa rangaistuksena masturboinnista on mestaus. (Rankkaa!)

5. Guamissa on miehiä, joiden kokopäivätyönä on maata nuorien neitsyiden kanssa, jotka maksavat heille palveluksesta harrastaa kanssaan seksiä ensimmäistä kertaa... Syy? Guamin lain mukaan neitsyet eivät saa mennä naimisiin. (Hetkinen, mietitäänpä nyt... Onko koko maailmassa MITÄÄN työtä, joka olisi edes LÄHELLÄ tätä...?)

6 . Hong Kongissa petetty vaimo saa tappaa laillisesti petollisen miehensä, mutta saa tehdä sen vain paljain käsin. Miehen rakastajatar, sitä vastoin, saadaan tappaa millä tavoin vain. (Ah, oikeutta!)

7. Paljasrintaiset myyjättäret ovat laillisia Liverpoolissa, Englannissa mutta vain trooppisia kaloja myyvissä kaupoissa. (Niinpä tietysti!)

8. Calissa, Kolumbiassa nainen saa harrastaa seksiä vain aviomiehensä kanssa. Kun tämä tapahtuu ensi kertaa, naisen äidin on oltava mukana makuuhuoneessa todistamassa aktia. (Tämä lisää kyllä suorituspainetta, jos mikä...!)

9. Santa Cruzissa, Boliviassa, on laitonta miehen harrastaa seksiä samaan aikaan naisen ja tämän tyttären kanssa. (siis oliko tämä heille kyllin iso pulma, jotta sitä varten piti säätää oikein laki?)

10. Marylandissa, USA:ssa on laitonta myydä kondomeja automaatista yhtä poikkeusta lukuunottamatta: Ehkäisyvälineitä voidaan myydä automaatista vain "paikoilla, joissa alkoholituotteita myydään. Käytettäväksi myyntialueella." (Onpa tämä hieno maa. Ei tosin Guamin veroinen kuitenkaan...)

Anonyymi henkilö nro1: "Kai sä nyt sentään nuolit sitä?"
Anonyymi henkilö nro2: "joo........................ Löysä kala."
Anonyymi henkilö nro2: "Mut vittu sil oli isot tissit."

Ihanan häiritsevä uni taas vaihteeks :P Joka toinen yö kiva uni ja joka toinen ihan hirvee ja omituinen xD En ala viime yön unesta selittää kauheesti enempää kun että hakkasin hyvän ystävän päätä lattiaan kunnes se kuoli ilman mitään kunnon syytä :P Juuh... Nyt suihkuun, seuraan saa liittyä ;)

Mitä artisteja kuuntelet? Laske ja katso, mikä genre on eniten sinua itseäsi.

HARD ROCK

[ ] Nickelback
[x] Disturbed
[ ] Shinedown
[x] Seether
[ ] Sevendust
[x] System of a Down
[ ] Flyleaf
[ ] Staind
[x] Drowning Pool
[ ] Taproot
[ ] Mudvayne
[ ] Audioslave
[ ] Trapt
[ ] KoRn
[ ] Three Days Grace
[ ] Evans Blue
[ ] Godsmack
TOTAL = 4

COUNTRY

[ ] Rascal Flatts
[ ] Carrie Underwood
[ ] Faith Hill
[ ] Hank Williams Jr.
[ ] Shania Twain
[x] Johnny Cash
[ ] Willie Nelson
[ ] Merle Haggard
[ ] Hank Williams III
TOTAL = 1

PSYCHOBILLY

[ ] Nekromantix
[ ] Tiger Army
[ ] Horrorpops
[ ] The Cramps
[ ] Mad Sin
[ ] The Meteors
[ ] Reverend Horton Heat
[ ] Demented Are Go!
[ ] Batmobile
[ ] Guana Batz
[ ] The Gun Club
[ ] Klingonz
[ ] Hellbillys
[ ] The Phenomenauts
TOTAL = 0

POP

[ ] Teddy Geiger
[ ] Kelly Clarkson
[ ] Madonna
[ ] Avril Lavigne
[ ] P!nk
[ ] The Veronicas
[ ] Daniel Powter
[ ] James Blunt
[ ] Natasha Bedingfield
[ ] Ryan Cabrera
[ ] Britney Spears
TOTAL = 0

INDIE-ROCK / ALTERNATIVE

[ ] Hawthorne Heights
[ ] Halifax
[ ] Fightstar
[ ] Taking Back Sunday
[ ] Forgive Durden
[ ] From First to Last
[ ] Senses Fail
[ ] Something Corporate
[ ] Hit The Lights
[ ] Dashboard Confessional
[ ] Dear Whoever
[ ] Funeral for a Friend
[ ] Silverstein
[ ] The Used
[ ] The Spill Canvas
TOTAL = 0

ORIGINAL EMO

[ ] Circle Takes the Square
[ ] Dag Nasty
[ ] Rites of Spring
[ ] Moss Icon
[ ] Orchid
[ ] Saetia
[ ] Comadre
[ ] Indian Summer
[ ] Joshua Fit for Battle
[ ] Texas Is the Reason
[ ] Sunny Day Real Estate
[ ] Hot Cross
[ ] Mineral
[ ] Yaphet Kotto
[ ] Funeral Diner
TOTAL = 0

AMBIENT

[ ] Brian Eno
[ ] Labradford
[ ] Global Communication
[ ] Harold Budd
[ ] Lustmord
[ ] Solaris
[ ] Steve Roach
[ ] Vir Unis
[ ] Gas
[ ] Tangerine Dream
[ ] Delerium
[ ] Stars of the Lid
[ ] Steve Reich
[ ] Fennesz
TOTAL = 0

CHILLOUT

[ ] AIR
[ ] Zero 7
[ ] Thievery Corporation
[ ] Massive Attack
[ ] Röyksopp
[ ] Portishead
[ ] Boards of Canada
[ ] Sneaker Pimps
[ ] Frou Frou
[ ] Imogen Heap
[ ] Mandalay
[ ] Carbon Based Lifeforms
TOTAL = 0

INDIE

[ ] The Hush Sound
[ ] Death Cab for Cutie
[ ] The Killers
[ ] Elliott Smith
[ ] Yeah Yeah Yeahs
[ ] Belle and Sebastian
[ ] The Postal Service
[ ] Bright Eyes
[ ] Franz Ferdinand
[ ] Modest Mouse
[ ] Cursive
[ ] The Arcade Fire
[ ] The Shins
[ ] The Decemberists
[ ] Sufjan Stevens
[ ] Neutral Milk Hotel
[ ] Iron & Wine
[ ] Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
[ ] Bloc Party
[ ] Minus the Bear
TOTAL = 0

BLACK METAL
[ ] Amon Amarth
[x] Dimmu Borgir
[x] Carcass
[x] Emperor
[x] Carpathian Forest
[ ] Arcturus
[x] Cannibal Corpse
[x] Burzum
[ ] Therion
[x] Mayhem
[ ] Necrophagist
[x] Darkthrone
[x] Celtic Frost
[x] Gorgoroth
[x] Satyricon
[ ] Finntroll
[ ] Anaal Nathrakh
[ ] Testament
[ ] Atheist
[x] Bathory
[ ] Venom
Total = 12

DEATH/THRASH METAL

[ ] At the Gates
[ ] Opeth
[ ] Death
[ ] Testament
[x] Slayer
[x] Metallica
[x] Megadeth
[x] Cannibal Corpse
[ ] Nile
[x] Sepultura
[x] Strapping Young Lad
[ ] Dew-Scented
[x] Morbid Angel
[ ] Bloodbath
[ ] Deicide
[ ] The Haunted
[ ] Meshuggah
[ ] The Dillinger Escape Plan
[ ] Ion Dissonance
[x] Pantera
[x] Entombed
[ ] Napalm Death
[x] Kreator
[ ] Exodus
[ ] Vio-Lence
TOTAL = 10

METALCORE

[ ] As I Lay Dying
[ ] Atreyu
[ ] Lamb of God
[x] Killswitch Engage
[ ] Unearth
[ ] Throwdown
[ ] Becoming the Archetype
[ ] Between the Buried and Me
[ ] Norma Jean
[ ] ZAO
[ ] Converge
[ ] Botch
[/] Bullet For My Valentine
[ ] Still Remains
[ ] Bleeding Through
[ ] Trivium
TOTAL = 1½

HARDCORE

[ ] Looking Forwardx
[ ] Sick of It All
[ ] Madball
[ ] Agnostic Front
[ ] Gorilla Biscuits
[ ] Good Clean Fun
[ ] Donnybrook!
[ ] Champion
[ ] Casey Jones
[ ] Black My Heart
[ ] Hoods
[ ] Minor Threat
[ ] Death Before Dishonor
[ ] The Warriors
[ ] Bishopx
[ ] Too Pure To Die
[ ] Sinking Ships
TOTAL = 0

POST HARDCORE

[ ] Thursday
[ ] At the Drive-In
[ ] The Blood Brothers
[ ] Alexisonfire
[ ] The Fall of Troy
[ ] Glassjaw
[ ] Chiodos
[ ] mewithoutYou
[ ] Drive Like Jehu
[ ] Sparta
[ ] Underoath
[ ] Snot
[ ] Bear vs. Shark
[ ] These Arms Are Snakes
[ ] Coheed and Cambria
[ ] The Receiving End of Sirens
[ ] He Is Legend
[ ] Scary Kids Scaring Kids
TOTAL = 0

GRINDCORE

[ ] Napalm Death
[ ] Nasum
[ ] Pig Destroyer
[ ] Cattle Decapitation
[ ] Agoraphobic Nosebleed
[ ] Cephalic Carnage
[ ] ********
[ ] Fuck...I'm Dead
[ ] Ed Gein
[ ] The Number Twelve Looks Like You
[ ] Discordance Axis
[ ] Aborted
[ ] Assück
[ ] Genghis Tron
[ ] Cryptopsy
[x] Dying Fetus
[ ] The Locust
TOTAL = 1

DOOM/SLUDGE/EXPERIMENTAL

[ ] Neurosis
[ ] Sunn O)))
[ ] Oxbow
[ ] Red Sparowes
[ ] Swans
[ ] Pelican
[ ] Isis
[ ] Jesu
[ ] Zeni Geva
[ ] Cult of Luna
[ ] Today Is the Day
[ ] Godspeed You! Black Emperor
[ ] Crash Worship
[ ] Explosions in the Sky
[ ] Grails
[ ] Culper Ring
[ ] Tribes of Neurot
[ ] Ayreon
TOTAL = 0

FINNISH METAL

[x] Mokoma
[x] Diablo
[ ] Children Of Bodom
[ ] Rytmihäiriö
[ ] Nightwish
[x] HIM
[x] Kotiteollisuus
[x] Apocalyptica
[ ] Sonata Arctica
[ ] Finntroll
[ ] Sentenced
[ ] The 69 Eyes
[ ] Lordi
[ ] Amorphis
[x] Stam1na
[ ] Turisas
[ ] Ensiferum
[ ] Teräsbetoni
[x] Norther
TOTAL = 7

POWERPOP

[ ] hellogoodbye
[ ] The All-American Rejects
[ ] Fountains of Wayne
[ ] Head Automatica
[x] Weezer
[ ] Panic at the Disco
[ ] Jellyfish
[ ] Teenage Fanclub
[ ] The Lashes
[ ] The Lost Patrol Band
[ ] The Click Five
[ ] Cute is What We Aim For
[ ] Wilco
[ ] The Exploding Hearts
Total = 1

PUNK

[x] Rancid
[ ] NOFX
[ ] Bad Religion
[ ] Misfits
[ ] Anti-Flag
[x] Sex Pistols
[ ] Alkaline Trio
[ ] Dropkick Murphys
[ ] Pennywise
[ ] Millencolin
[ ] Operation Ivy
[ ] Descendents
[ ] Dead Kennedys
[ ] AFI
TOTAL = 2


POP PUNK

[ ] blink-182
[x] Green Day
[ ] New Found Glory
[ ] Good Charlotte
[ ] Relient K
[ ] Sum 41
[ ] The Ataris
[ ] The Starting Line
[ ] Simple Plan
[x] The Offspring
[ ] Lagwagon
[ ] Box Car Racer
[ ] Motion City Soundtrack
TOTAL = 2

STREET PUNK

[ ] The Unseen
[ ] The Casualties
[ ] GBH
[ ] The Varukers
[ ] Cock Sparrer
[ ] The Virus
[ ] The Exploited
[ ] Sham 69
[ ] Tilly and the Wal
[ ] Lower Class Brats
[ ] Clit 45
[ ] U.S. Bombs
[ ] Leftöver Crack
[ ] Subhumans
[ ] Anti-Nowhere League
TOTAL = 0

CRUST PUNK

[ ] Amebix
[ ] Aus-Rotten
[ ] His Hero Is Gone
[ ] Nausea
[ ] Crass
[ ] From Ashes Rise
[ ] Skitsys tem
[ ] Rudimentary Peni
[ ] Extreme Noise Terror
[ ] Tragedy
[ ] Wolf Parade
[ ] Anti-Product
[ ] Behind Enemy Lines
TOTAL = 0

RAP

[ ] Ying Yang Twins
[ ] Bubba Sparxxx
[ ] Paul Wall
[ ] Jay-Z
[ ] Nas
[ ] DMX
[ ] Ice Cube
[ ] 2Pac
[ ] Cypress Hill
[ ] Ludacris
[ ] Lil jon
[ ] Eminem
[ ] 50 Cent
[ ] Kanye West
[ ] Bow Wow
[ ] Wu-Tang Clan
TOTAL = 0

HIP-HOP

[ ] Dilated Peoples
[ ] Mos Def
[ ] Atmosphere
[ ] Sage Francis
[ ] Talib Kweli
[ ] Aesop Rock
[ ] Blackalicious
[ ] Souls of Mischief
[ ] MF DOOM
[ ] Jurassic 5
[ ] Jedi Mind Tricks
[ ] Common
[ ] Gang Starr
[ ] A Tribe Called Quest
[ ] Ghostface
[ ] Pete Rock
[ ] De La Soul
[ ] Necro
[ ] Immortal Technique
[ ] Ill Bill
[ ] Gym Class Heroes
TOTAL = 0

SKA

[ ] Streetlight Manifesto
[ ] The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
[ ] Big D and the Kids Table
[ ] The Toasters
[ ] Goldfinger
[ ] The Aquabats
[ ] Reel Big Fish
[ ] Fortunado
[ ] Skankin' Pickle
[ ] Madness
[ ] The Skatalites
[ ] Voodoo Glowskulls
[ ] Five Iron Frenzy
[ ] Tip the Van
[ ] Stealing From Peter
[ ] The Specials
[ ] Catch 22
TOTAL = 0

CLASSIC ROCK

[ ] The Doors
[x] The Beatles
[ ] The Rolling Stones
[ ] The Clash
[x] The Who
[x] Aerosmith
[x] Black Sabbath
[ ] The Kinks
[x] Kiss
[x] Ramones
[ ] Pink Floyd
[ ] Led Zeppelin
[ ] Heart
[x] Guns N' Roses
[x] Jimi Hendrix
[ ] Bob Dylan
TOTAL = 8

90's ALTERNATIVE

[ ] Sublime
[ ] CAKE
[ ] Spin Doctors
[ ] The Smashing Pumpkins
[ ] Gin Blossoms
[ ] Alice in Chains
[ ] Soundgarden
[ ] Toad the Wet Sprocket
[ ] 311
[ ] Live
[ ] Bush
[ ] Third Eye Blind
[ ] Goo Goo Dolls
[ ] Barenaked Ladies
[ ] Counting Crows
[ ] No Doubt
[x] Nirvana
TOTAL= 1

GENRE-BENDING/PROGRESSIVE

[ ] Mr. Bungle
[ ] Estradasphere
[ ] Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
[ ] Tub Ring
[ ] Mindless Self Indulgence
[ ] Secret Chiefs 3
[ ] The Deserts Of Träun
[ ] Idiot Flesh
[ ] Kuolleet Intiaanit
[ ] Alamaailman Vasarat
[ ] Kuha.
[ ] The Mars Volta
[ ] Devin Townsend / The Devin Townsend Band
[ ] Porcupine Tree
[ ] Fantômas
[ ] Radiohead
[ ] Skeleton Key
TOTAL = 0

INDUSTRIAL

[ ] KMFDM
[ ] Ministry
[x] Nine Inch Nails
[ ] Laibach
[ ] Einstürzende Neubauten
[ ] Skinny Puppy
[ ] Front Line Assembly
[ ] VNV Nation
[ ] Crossbreed
[ ] :wumpscut:
[ ] Throbbing Gristle
[ ] Hocico
[ ] Assemblage 23
[ ] Front 242
[ ] Funker Vogt
[ ] Psyclon Nine
[ ] Suicide Commando
[ ] Grendel
[ ] Nitzer Ebb
[ ] Haujobb
[ ] The Birthday Massacre
[ ] Mortiis
TOTAL = 1

ELECTROCLASH

[ ] Ladytron
[ ] Fischerspooner
[ ] Peaches
[ ] ADULT.
[ ] Freezepop
[ ] Daft Punk
[ ] Goldfrapp
[ ] Shiny Toy Guns
[ ] Clear Static
[ ] The Faint
[ ] The Knife
[ ] She Wants Revenge
[ ] Chicks on Speed
[ ] LCD Soundsystem
[ ] Dirty Sanchez
[ ] Le Tigre
TOTAL = 0


ELECTRONICA

[ ] The Chemical Brothers
[x] The Prodigy
[ ] Moby
[ ] The Crystal Method
[ ] Aphex Twin
[ ] Basement Jaxx
[ ] Juno Reactor
[ ] Amon Tobin
[ ] Orbital
[ ] Paul Oakenfold
[ ] UNKLE
[ ] Tricky
[ ] Benny Benassi
[ ] Photek
[ ] Roni Size
[ ] LTJ Bukem
[ ] Boom Bip
TOTAL = 1

HUHHUH Kun oli paska testi! Kaikki AC/DCt jne. puuttuu... Suoraan sanottuna kuka helvetin EMO paska tän on tehny?

74% - Ulospäinsuuntautuneisuus
Seurallinen, pitää juhlimisesta, keskustelee, kaipaa jännitystä, ottaa riskejä, toimii hetken mielijohteesta.
60% - Psykoottisuus
Piittaamattomuus muista ihmisistä, eristäytyminen, sopeutumattomuus, empatian puute, vihamielisyys, piittaamattomuus vaarasta, julmuus, epäinhimillisyys.
57% - Neuroottisuus
Ahdistunut, huolestunut, masentunut, mielialan vaihtelu, syyllisyyden tunteet ja alhainen itsetunto.
8% - Valheasteikko
Mittaa taipumusta antaa vastauksissaan itsestään todellista terveempi tai sosiaalisesti suotavampi kuva.

http://www.xestia.net/testit/persoonallisuus.php

Melkeen mitään en muista loppu illasta paitsi sen kun Pade kävi päälle...

I was once a man before I transformed
into this molester, freshly deceased children
You have born, torn by my rape
The dead are not safe, the lifeless child corpse
I will violate

Pleasure from the dead, complete satisfaction
I open the coffin
Sick thoughts run through my head as I stare
At the dead, over and over, I can't escape
I begin the dead sex, licking her young, rotted orifice
I cum in her cold cunt, shivering with ecstasy
for nine days straight I do the same
She becomes by dead, decayed child sex slave
her neck I hack, cutting through the back
I use her mouth to eject

Here I cum, blood gushes from
bleeding black blood
her head disconnected
As I came, viciously I cut, through her jugular vein
She's already dead, I masturbate with her severed head
My lubrication, her decomposition
Spending my life molesting dead children

Intercourse with infants
Curing heads on top of spikes
boiling skulls
Skin sliding off of bones

Voices
The voices call
Voices
The voices are calling me
Buried dead I've spiritually infected
Call to me from beyond their graves

Bleed
I now bleed pus
I bleed, the blood of the dead
I bleed on her livid skin
Thrusting myself within
Beginning to chop through her hairless crotch
Beyond what we know as death
It haunts me everyday
I hear the voice of every child
That lies next to me decayed
A fresh corpse, to fill with my infection
Tortured before death, no orifice left unfilled

Violated after death
Virgin hole I infest
Anal pore spewing cess
The sacred juice I injest
Your dead child I defile
Necropedophile

Mahtava olo ollu koko päivän... Kuunellu tätä koko päivän:

Tonight Im gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive and the world turning inside out yeah!
And floating around in ecstasy
So dont stop me now dont stop me
cause Im having a good time having a good time

Im a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
Im a racing car passing by like lady godiva
Im gonna go go go
Theres no stopping me

Im burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees
Thats why they call me mister fahrenheit
Im travling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

Dont stop me now Im having such a good time
Im having a ball dont stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
Dont stop me now (cause Im havin a good time)
Dont stop me now (yes Im havin a good time)
I dont want to stop at all

Im a rocket ship on my way to mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite Im out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode

Im burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees
Thats why they call me mister fahrenheit
Im travling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman of you

Dont stop me dont stop me
Dont stop me hey hey hey!
Dont stop me dont stop me ooh ooh ooh (I like it)
Dont stop me dont stop me
Have a good time good time
Dont stop me dont stop me ah

Im burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees
Thats why they call me mister fahrenheit
Im travling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

Dont stop me now Im having such a good time
Im having a ball dont stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
Dont stop me now (cause Im havin a good time)
Dont stop me now (yes Im havin a good time)
I dont want to stop at all

HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.


POWER METAL The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.


THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.


FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave...without the princess.


VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.


DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.


BLACK METAL The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.


GORE METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her.Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.


GRIND METAL The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...


DOOM METAL The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.


GOTHIC METAL The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duett by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.


PROGRESSIVE METAL The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the HEAVY METAL protagonist.


INDUSTRIAL METAL The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes anobscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.


SPEED METAL Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someones screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.


CHRISTIAN METAL The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to 'thank' the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."


GLAM METAL The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.


BATTLE METAL The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.


NU METAL The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.


EMO The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, he gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.