Everybody knows there actually are polar bears in Finland. In every petition or interview about Finland they ask what people know about Finland, and the most common answer is "Polar Bears.". It has to be true since the human race is immune to lies. Polar Bears are spotted walking on the streets everyday, except the 33th of February when they celebrate the end of the summer. They are used to Finns and are very social and polite. Recent law changes have given the polar bears rights to drive cars and motorcycles on open roads. The 34th of May, at Radalle.com, an infamous racing event in turku, Finland, polar bears were seen drifting and showing off their tuned up race cars, as well their super models. After the races they had half-naked female polar bears dancing on stage, washing cars in furtight bikinis and singing karaoke.
During World War II the Russian army initially sent several legions of polar bears to combat the Finnish military. However, by utilizing skis and Jean-Claude Van Damme, the Finns were able to repel numerous waves of polar bear infantry. However, the Finns' worst nightmare was realized in 1948 when the polar bears deployed their own skiing infantry- the bloodshed was said to be endless that day.