IRC-Galleria

Carrier Humor

A Navy officer was cutting through the crew's quarters of his carrier one day and happened upon a sailor reading a magazine with his feet up on the small table in front of him.

"Sailor! Do you put your feet up on the furniture at home?" the officer demanded.

"No, sir, but it's not the same thing, is it?"

"What do you mean, 'not the same'?"

"Well, we don't land airplanes on our roof at home either!"



Telling Time

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle.

One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"

The tower responded, "Who is calling?"

The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"

The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference. If you’re an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock. If you’re an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If you’re a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If you’re a Marine Corps aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. But if you’re an Army aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour!!!".



Kamikaze

Cheech and Chong comedy routine in which the World War II commander of a Japanese kamikaze squadron briefly reviews the day's battle plan for his troops.

"Today," he exhorts, "you will take your kamikaze airplane high into the sky, over the Yankee aircraft carrier, then take the kamikaze plane down, crashing on the deck, killing yourself and all aboard. Before we have the ceremonial sake toast, are there any questions?"

A hand rises tentatively in the back of the crowd: "Honorable general-san: Are you out of your flipping mind?"


Enlisting Flight

Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco, a passenger noticed that, although the flight was a particularly smooth one, the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign stayed illuminated throughout the entire trip. Just before landing, he asked the flight attendant about it ...

"Well," she explained, "up front there are 17 University of California girls going to Los Angeles for the weekend.

"In back, there are 25 Coast Guard enlistees. What would you have us do?"




haha xD

Jos saat yli 35, olet hemmoteltu


[x] Omistat auton
[x] Kännykkä
[x] Oma puhelin liittymä
[] Poikakaveri/tyttökaveri
[x] Oma pesuhuone
[x] Oma huone
[] Nukkekoti
[] Uima-allas
[] Vierashuone
[] Pelihuone
[x] Tv huoneessasi
[] Parisänky
[] Enemmän kuin 20 paria kenkiä
[] 10 suunnittelijan tekemiä huonekaluja
[] Parhaimmat numerot
[] Dior aurinkolasit
[] Louis vuitton laukku
[] iPod
[x] XBOX
[x] PS2
[x]Mp3 soitin
[] Mercedes Benz
[x] BMW
x] Koripallo kotona
[x] Jääkiekko peli
[] Biljardipöytä
[] Ping pong pöytä
[] Trampoliini
[] Järvimaisema
[x] Omat sukset
[x] Omat laskettelu välineet
[] Omistat veneen
[] Omistat laskuvarjon
[] Rantamökki
[] Ainut lapsi
[x] Stereot makuuhuoneessa
[] DVD soitin makuuhuoneessa
[] 100+ dvd
[] Saat rahaa 50euroa joka kuukausi ylimääräistä
[x] Menet shoppailemaan joka kuukausi...tai joka viikko
[] Shoppailet Stockmannilla
[] Talviaikaan- menet lumilautailemaan joka viikonloppu
[] Meikkaat
[x] Käytät hajusteita/dödöä
[] AIM
[x MSN
[] Yahoo
[x] 10+ palkintoa
[x] Omistat kameran
[x] Vaatehuone
[] Skootteri
[] Monttupyörä
[] Kuorma-auto
[x] Kitara/rummut
[] Riippumatto
[x] Matkustellut ulkomailla
[x] Kuntosali
[] Oma personal trainer
[x] kalliita koruja
[x] Tavannut julkkiksia
[] Olit oppilaskunnassa koulussa
[] Oma tappelukehä
[x] 100 euroa lompakossa nyt
[x] Maksettu käyttäjätili netissä
[] 1 paras ystävä
[] Ollut kreikan saarilla
[] Ollut ranskassa
[] Ollut havajilla
[] Ollut New Yorkissa
[x] Shoppaillut laivalla
[x] Syönyt laivalla tilauspöydällä
[] Ollut Eiffel- tornissa Pariisissa
[] Ollut Vapauden patsaassa New Yorkissa
[x] Kaksikerroksinen talo
[x] Mennyt matkalle kun täyttänyt 16
[x] Ajokortti
[] Muuttanut 3+ kertaa
[x] Urheiluauto
[] Pore-allas kotona
[x] Lemmikki
[x] Terassi
[x] Olet saanut Stipendin
[x] Tietokone ja skanneri/kopiokone
[x] Ollut 5 paikkakunnalla ulkomailla
[] Työtön
[x] herätyskello
[] Kotiruokaa joka päivä
[x] Syö ulkona joka päivä
[] Ollut limusiinissä
[x] Omistaa videokameran
[] Oma läppäri

41 yay :P

ei juma että mä repes :D

FUCK!

I aint got a fucking problem,
I just love to say fuck!
And I don't care who's around me,
I could really give a fuck.
And I don't care if you're my mother,
Or my motherfucking father.
I could really give a fuck now.
That ain't my motherfucking problem.

[Prechorus]
Oh, Yeah!
I love to say FUCK when I'm driving in my car,
And FUCK when I'm walking in the fucking park.
FUCK you! If you don't like what I say.
I love to say fuck every fucking day,
Oh yeah!

[Chorus]
I love to say fuck! [x4]

Yeah, I hope I don't offend you,
When I say the word "FUCK"
I guess you had it coming to you,
You're such a worthless little fuck.
And I don't care if you're my mother,
Or my motherfucking father.
I could really give a fuck now.
That ain't my motherfucking problem.
Oh yeah!

[Prechorus]
[Chorus]
["fuck fuck" repeated in backround]
I aint got a fucking problem,
I just love to say fuck!
And I don't care who's around me,
I could really give a fuck.
And I don't care if you're my mother,
Or my motherfucking father.
I could really give a fuck now.
That ain't my motherfucking problem.

[Prechorus]
[Chorus]

One nation under fuck with liberty fucking justice for all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c48oMTmYcz4

fittit bra biisi,
han laga dehär sången när dimebag dog :/ asså panteras kitaristi

vitsit denhär e bra :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-V3NYckOI