IRC-Galleria

1. henkilö jota halasit viimeksi
onko hän sinulle rakas? - Erittäin
tunnetko hänet hyvin? - Pikkuhiljaa paremmin.
jutteletteko paljon? - Tekstareilla jos ei muuten :D
oletko ollut heillä? - Joo

2. henkilö jolle suutuit viimeksi
onko hän tyttö vai poika? - poika
riitelettekö usein? - Sillon tällön jos se rupee tahallaan vittuilemaan.
annoitko hänelle anteeksi? - E..
millaiset on välinne nykyään? - Kiusataan toisiamme jatkuvasti xD

3. henkilö jota et näe useesti
onko hän kaverisi? - Juuh.
pystytkö puhumaan hänelle kaikesta? - Aina <3
miksette näe useesti? - Koulun takia.
onko hän koskaan pahoittanut mieltäsi? - Joskus on saattanu mut siitäkin on aikaa.

4. henkilö kenet haluaisit nähdä
missä tutustuitte? - Koulus
oletteko koskaan tavanneet? - Jo joo...
kuvaile häntä yhdellä sanalla - Täydellinen
miksi haluaisit nähdä hänet? - Ikävän takia.

5. henkilö kenen vieressä nukuit viimeksi
oliko hänen vieressään hyvä nukkua? - Joo ihan.
kerro joku yhteinen muisto - En kerro.
onko hän sinulle tärkeä? - tärkein<3
jos saisit sanoa hänelle nyt jotain niin mitä sanoisit? - Rakastavani häntä.

6. henkilö kenen ystävä et enää ole
oliko teillä mukavaa yhdessä? - Joskus joo
miksette ole enää ystäviä? - En
kauan tunsitte? - pienestä pitäen
milloin näit hänet viimeksi? - en muista

7. henkilö jota sinulla on ikävä
miksi sinulla on häntä ikävä? - Näen sitä niin harvoin
mitä teitte viimeksi kun näitte? - Oltiin hautajaisis
oletko ollut ihastunut häneen? - Isääni? No en! :D
mitä hänelle kuuluu? - Hyvää vissiin.

8. henkilö keneen et enää luota
onko hän ystäväsi? - ei enää
kauan olette tunteneet? - kauan
mikset enää luota häneen? - Juoruaa kaikesta
oletteko koskaan riidelleet? - juu

9. henkilö jota suutelit viimeksi
oletko ihastunut/rakastunut häneen? - Olen täysillä <3
oliko suudelma vahinko? - Ei

10. henkilö kenen kanssa naurat eniten
mille nauratte? - kaikelle kivalle (8
kerro joku yhteinen vitsinne - En muista
miksi juuri hän? - Ymmärretään samaa huumoria
millon viimeksi olette nauraneet yhdessä? - en nyt muista

Kannatko kenenkään kuvaa lompakossasi?
kyllä %u2665

Mistä herkusta sinun on mahdoton luopua?
suklaasta.

Onko sinun helppo itkeä ystäviesi nähden?
Minkä ystävien?

Kenen lausahduksille naurat usein?
Larin! :D

Kutsutko kavereitasi lempinimillä vai heidän oikeilla nimillään?
Lemppareilla usein.

Oletko tyytyväinen syntymäkuukauteesi? Jos et, milloin olisit halunnut syntyä?
Olen. :) Kesän lapsia. :)

Milloin viimeksi kävit uimahallissa?
On siitä muutama viikko.

Jos saisit kuulla ystäväsi kumppanin pettävän häntä, kertoisitko asiasta ystävällesi?
Jos sitä ei erikseen kiellettäisi.

Eroavatko viikonloppuaamusi jotenkin arkiaamuista? Miten?
joo, nukun pitkään.

Millainen kokeisiin valmistautuja olet?
Ei mulla ole koskaan kokeita. :D

Ovatko tytöt mielestäsi parempia ystäviä kuin pojat? Miksi?
Noup.

Piditkö kouluruuasta tänään koulussa?
Jotain kanariisipastaa siellä oli. Ihan ok.

Mitä piirrettäsi ulkonäössäsi muut kadehtivat?
Tuskin mitään. :/

Pidätkö toisen ihmisen suutelemista pettämisenä, jos seurustelee?
joo

Lähetätkö tekstiviestin/soitatko jollekin ihmiselle joka päivä? Kenelle?
Juu... <3 <3

Mitä teet huomenna?
Mene hautajaisiin.

Kuka nukkui viimeksi sängyssäsi?
Mamma vissiin.

Milloin kävit viimeksi dokaamassa, missä ja mitä?
ööö... vilin tykönä.. jee jee :/

Onko sinulla suunnitelmia viikonlopuksi?
Hieman joo.

Onko sinua pussannut kukaan viimeisen kahden viikon aikana?
Kyllä kyllä kyllä.. :) Viimeks tänään.. Tupakalla, nam <3 <3

Mitä odotat tällä hetkellä?
Jouluaattoa

Pidätkö itseäsi onnellisena ihmisenä?
Tällä hetkellä kyllä! :)

OLETKO KOSKAAN:

Mennyt juuri tapaamiesi ihmisten auton kyytiin?
oon.

Ollut nyrkkitappelussa?
Kännis kerran.

Lintsannut koulusta, että voit tehdä jotain kivempaa?
todellaki.

Heitellyt esineitä tarkoituksena osuaksesi toiseen ihmiseen?
Joskus. :D

Eksynyt?
Mettään ja kaupungille.

Nauranut niin, että kyyneleet valuu silmistäsi?
kukapa ei?

Mikä aiheuttaa sinulle stressiä?
Vittumaiset ihmiset.

Pelkäätkö ketään tuntemaasi ihmistä?
en

Ketä halasit viimeksi? Milloin?
Kultaani tänään ennen kuin lähdin lomalle <3

Kenelle tekstasit viimeksi?
Izma.. <3

Kenen kanssa riitelit viimeksi?
Teuvon..

Löisitkö henkilöä, jonka takia viimeksi itkit?
en :D

Keneltä haluaisit pyytää anteeksi nyt?
onks mul syytä ?

Kenen kanssa puhuit viimeksi puhelimessa?
Isin <3

Onko sulla ikävä ketään tällä hetkellä?
Koko ajan!! <3 <3 <333

VASTAA TOTUUDENMUKAISESTI SEURAAVIIN KYSYMYKSIIN

Kaipaatko menneisyyttäsi?
enpä juuri.

Oletko liian kiltti ihmisille?
Rakkaimmille.

Oletko koskaan miettinyt miltä tuntuisi pestä hampaita pää alas päin?
No e.

Onko kukaan muu koskaan sanonut, että olet outo/hölmö?
Kaikki jotka tuntee :D

Tuntuuko sinusta koskaan, että elämäsi on aina samaa kaavaa?
no joissakin elämänvaiheissa.

Tahtoisitko olla jossain muualla nyt?
Keskisilläpäin... <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoishsVv2nQ&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt-K5w1PFMo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkD0qajnbH8&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeWOySskTh4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4sT6ENoeHQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks9K1CGB3zk&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl5VgMIg1VE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfrb-wq22A&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16eeHNcRleM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBDbsG8C_qA&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE10y4LTk6M&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrvPuxb5MB0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa3pOcsLa7c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7TcugWqyaI&feature=related

Auta kisua valloittamaan irc.galleria, siirtämälläs se omaan päiväkirjaasi.

`````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````_IKqqqX``````````````````` `````````````````KqqdqdqqqE_````````````````````````````````````````````````````FHqqqqqqqqqqK````````````````` ````````````````NqqqqqqqqqqqqqX_`````````````````__i__TT____`````````````````FNqqqqqqqqqqqqqqi```````````````` ```````````````dqqqqqHBBqqqqqqqqqX````````iYHqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqBFi``````_BqqqqqqqNA___KqqqdE```````````````` ```````````````NqqqN______iRqqqqqqqqi`IqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqTYqqqqqqqBT_______HqqqN```````````````` ```````````````NdqqI__________HqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqB__________RqqqR```````````````` ```````````````NqqqI____________Fqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqc____________qqqqB```````````````` ```````````````_qqqd___________cqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqA__________Fqqqq_```````````````` ````````````````Nqqqc_________qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqY________BqqqH````````````````` ````````````````Iqqqq_______Xqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqd______Xqqqq_````````````````` `````````````````dqqqd_____NqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqI____qqqdK`````````````````` `````````````````_qqqqh___BqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqF__qqqqq``````````````````` ``````````````````cqqqqF_KqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqYNqqqqX``````````````````` ```````````````````dqqqqNqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqH```````````````````` ```````````````````_qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq````````````````````` ````````````````````iqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq_````````````````````` `````````````````````iqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqB`````````````````````` `````````````````````Xqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq_````````````````````` `````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdc````````````````````` ````````````````````Xqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdddqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq````````````````````` ````````````````````KqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdBFYXdqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqE``````_qqqqqqqqqqqqqqT```````````````````` ````````````````````Nqqqqqqqqqqqdq``````````Bqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq_```````````NqqqqqqqqqqqK```````````````````` ````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqqqT`````````````qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq``````````````cqqqqqqqqqqK```````````````````` ````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqqi```````````````qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq_``BRKi`````````NqqqqqqqqqK```````````````````` ````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqB````````Tqqqqq``AqqqqqqqqqqqqqqB`EqqqqqK`````````qqqqqqqqqK```````````````````` ````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqF````````dqqqqqB`FqqqqqqqqqqqqqqE`qqqqqqd`````````qqqqqqqqq_```````````````````` ````````````````````KqqqqqqqqqF````````qqqqqqB`cqqqqqqqqqqqqqqd`EqqqqqR````````_qqqqqqqqqBBqqqqqBEci`````````` ````````_HNqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqd````````iqqqqN``ddqqqqqqqqqqqqqq_`TENHF`````````dqqqqqqqqNFT____iiFXhNB```````` ````````__```````````BqqqqqqqqqK``````````````cqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq``````````````Bqqqqqqqqq`````````````````````` ``````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqH````````````Iqqqqqqq......qqqqqqqdX``````````Fqqqqqqqqqq_`````````````````````` ``````````````````````_qqqqqqqqqqdNi``````_Xqqqqqqqq...........qqqqqqqqdqYi__iFNqqqqqqqqqqqB``````````````````````` ```````````````````````Iqqqqqqqqqqqqdqqqqqqqqqqqqqq...........qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqB```````````````````````` ````````````````````````Rqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.........dqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqA```````````````````````` ```````````````````````Fdqdqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq_YqqdY````````````````````` ````````````````````INqqN_`YqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqT`````FqqqHI````````````````` ````````````````_BqqNE_``````_dqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdqN_``````````_RqqqdH````````````` `````````````NqqqK_`````````````FhqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqE```````````````````iF````````````` ```````````````````````````````````_cqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqddqHi````````````````````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````TBNqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdNH_````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````HdTiiiccRREhhEKEcYFiiTTBqq_````````````````````````````````````````` `````````````````````````````````````````qqqqqXTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYqqqqqqB```````````````````````````````````````` ```````````````````````````````````````TqqqqqqqqqqqhRRRRRRhqqqqqqqqqqqq_`````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````XqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqNqqqi````````````````````````````````````` `````````````````````````````````````TqqqYddqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqBRqqqA```````````````dqh`````````````````` `````````````````````````````````````qqqq`qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdTqqqqB`````````````qqqd`````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````dqqqq_qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqidqqqqY```````````dqqqT`````````````````` ```````````````````````````````````Bqqqqq`qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq`NqqqqN``````````BqqqK``````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````iqqqqqq_qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq`qqqqqq`````````NqqqK```````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````iqqqqqqKRqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqRFqqqqqq````````dqqdF````````````````````` ```````````````````````````````````qqqqqqq_qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqIdqqqqqT``````iqqqq``````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````IdqqdF`FdqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqE_ii_``````iqqqdh```````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````````AqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqAF__iIKqqqqqF````````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````````TqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdK`FdqqqqqqqqqqqdT``````````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````````Yqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq`````_XNdNhT``````````````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqqIKqqqqqqqqqqd`````````````````````````````````````````` ```````````````````````````````````````````BdqqqqqqqqqqEKqqqqqqqqqqqK````````````````````````````````````````` ```````````````````````````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqqqBHqqqqqqqqqqqd````````````````````````````````````````` ```````````````````````````````````````````NqqqqqqqqqqqiHqqqqqqqqqqd`````````````````````````````````````````` `````````````````````````````````````````````FKqqqqqqXi``TcAKHcXF_```````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````

Tammikuu- Söin
Helmikuu- Rakastelin
Maaliskuu- Nussin
Huhtikuu- Katsoin
Toukokuu- Runkkasin
Kesäkuu- Vedin turpaan
Heinäkuu- Nauratin
Elokuu- Puukotin
Syyskuu- Ammuin
Lokakuu- Löin
Marraskuu- Haukuin
Joulukuu- Pidin kädessäni

Valitse päivä jolloin synnyit:

1. Huoraa
2. Lammasta
3. Naista jolla on HIV
4. Seksikästä tyttöä
5. Joulupukkia
6. Playboy-pupua
7. Naimisissa olevaa äitiä
8. Koppakuoriaista
9. Äitiäsi
10. Pääsiäispupua
11. Jalkapallo pelaajaa
12. Pirua
13. Aasialaista
14. Opettajaani
15. Kiveä
16. Elvistä
17. Pornotähteä
18. Puhelinta
19. Tietokonettani
20. Sinun taloa
21. Äitiä
22. Poika/tyttöystävääsi
23. Pappia
24. Siihteeriä
25. Mr.Oikeaa
26. Transua
27. Terotinta
28. Sinun kuumaa siskoasi
29. George Bush:ia
30. CD-levyä
31. Tulostinta

Nimesi kolmas kirjain:

A- koska tykkään suklaasta.
B- koska minulla oli tylsää.
C- koska housuni olivat liian tiukat.
D- koska hedelmä tykkää kärpäsestä.
E- koska sydämeni on liian pieni.
F- koska en saanut yhtään lahjaa jouluna.
G- koska tykkään kananmunista.
H- koska viilsin ranteeni auki.
I- koska huomenna on maailmanloppu.
J- koska minulla ei ole tyttö/poikaystävää.
K- koska pidän jalkapallosta.
L- koska olin pilvessä.
M- koska olin sekaisin.
N- koska äitini käski.
O- koska olen homoseksuaali.
P- koskan olen yksinäinen.
Q- koska vanhempani riitelevät paljon.
R- koska minua panettaa.
S- koska haluan tehdä itsemurhan.
T- koska inhoan koulua.
U- koska minulla on tarve masturboida.
V- koska tykkään juhlia.
W- koska se kutsuu minua.
X- koska tykkään tummista.
Y- koska tykkään uida.
Z- koska olin humalassa.
Ã…- koska minun vasen kives on suurempi kuin toinen.
Ä- koska vasen rintani on suurempi kuin toinen.

Lempivärisi. (valitse yksi)

Sininen- Sen jälkeen menin suihkuun,
Punainen- Sen jälkeen menin kakalle,
Vihreä- Sen jälkeen menin mummoni luo,
Keltainen- Sen jälkeen menin lempibändini keikalle,
Musta- Sen jälkeen menin lähimpään baariin,
Valkoinen- Sen jälkeen menin tyttö-/poikaystäväni exän luokse,
Violetti- Sen jälkeen menin sokkotreffeille,
Harmaa- Sen jälkeen menin pornokauppaan,
Ruskea- Sen jälkeen menin kahvilaan,
Vaaleanpunainen- Sen jälkeen menin kylpyyn,
Vaaleansininen- Sen jälkeen menin exäni luokse,
Joku muu- Sen jälkeen menin lähimmän koulun rehtorin kansilaan,


Horoskooppisi:

Oinas- mukanani kaverini autosta pöllimäni hajukuuset
Härkä- mukanani suurimmat ja mustimmat dildot mitä löysin
Kaksonen- mukanani kaksi 4,5 litran viskipulloa
Rapu- mukanani naapurin koiran täydet kakkapussit
Leijona- siellä revin lähimmältä ihmiseltä kaikki vaatteet pois
Neitsyt- mukanani äidiltäni varastamat tamponit
Vaaka- siellä löysin maasta käyttämättömiä kondomeja
Skorpioni- matkalla varastin jonkun takapihalta heidän kukkaistutuksensa multineen
Jousimies- mukanani isältäni lainatut pornokasetit
Kauris- matkalla löysin maasta käytettyjä kondomeja
Vesimies- matkalla kidnappasin naapurin lapset
Kalat- siellä heitin kaikki vaatteeni pois

Lemmikkisi:

Kissa- ja revin ne kappaleiksi.
Koira- ja möin ne.
Kani- ja työnsin ne ahteriini.
Hamsteri/Marsu- ja söin ne.
Gerbiili/Rotta- ja annoin ne lahjaksi pienelle kummilapselleni.
Käärme- ja tungin ne ohikulkijan taskuun ja väitin häntä varkaaksi.
Hevonen/Poni- ja laitoin ne seinälle.
Joku hyöteinen- ja heitin ne kaupan näyteikkunasta sisään.
Joku lintu- ja kätkin ne maahan odottamaan parempia aikoja.
Villakoira/Pölypunkki- ja maksoin niillä ruokaostokseni.
Joku muu- ja askartelin niistä itselleni uuden hatun.
Ei lemmikkejä- ja uskon aloittavani uuden muotivillityksen roikuttamalla niitä korvistani