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why do men Tiistai 20.03.2007 01:10

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX.
(Because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(They don't have enough time) THE WAY'S OF MEN


3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(They don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)


5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(Don't know....it never happened)


And the personal favorite:


8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

[Ei aihetta]Maanantai 19.03.2007 14:37

For you I was the flame,
Love is a losing game
Five story fire as you came,
Love is losing game

One I wish I never played,
Oh, what a mess we made
And now the final frame,
Love is a losing game

Played out by the band,
Love is a losing hand
More than I could stand,
Love is a losing hand


Self professed profound
Til' the chips were down
Know youÂ’re a gambling man
Love is a losing hand

Tho' I battled blind,
Love is a fate resigned
Memories mar my mind,
Love is a fate resigned

Over futile odds,
And laughed at by the Gods
And now the final frame,
Love is a losing game

ahahSunnuntai 18.03.2007 02:00

One day a really desperate and horny woman put a ad in the personal section of her local newspapper, the ad said "The man I desire, he must not hit me, he must not run away from me, and he must be good at oral sex, 2 days later the woman hears the door bell ring, as she goes to open the door she notices a man in a wheel chair but the man has no arms and no legs.

She asked the man "excuse me Sir but are you here to collect for some type of charity for the handicapped or something?"

The man replied no "I'm here to answer the ad in the personal section are you the woman who wrote the ad?" the woman replied "Yes I am".

The man replies "Well you want a man who won't hit you right ?" and the woman replies yes I do. The man says I have no arms so I can't possibly hit you ,and the lady agreed and said yes that's true, and the man also asked the lady, you want a man that won't runaway from you right, and the woman agrees. The man says "I have no legs so I can't possibly run away from you, the lady nods her head in agreement and she says that's also true, and then the lady asked the man "Well are you good at oral sex?"

The man stuck out his tongue and said, Miss "What did you think I rung your doorbell with..."?

:(Perjantai 16.03.2007 22:19

The saddest thing is you could be anything, that you could want.
We could've been everything, but now we're not.
Now it's not anything at all.
The hardest part was getting this close to you
and giving up this dream I built with you.
A fairy tale that isn't coming true.
You've got some growing up to do.


I wish we could have worked it out.
I wish I didn't have these doubts,
I wish I didn't have to wonder just what you are doing now.
I wish I didn't know inside
That it won't work out for you and I.
I wish that I could stop this wishing and just say my last goodbye.

After all the things you put me through,
tell me why I'm still in love with you.
And why am I, why am I still waiting for your call?
You broke my heart, I'm taking it back from you.
And taking back the life I gave to you.
Life goes on before and after you.
I've got some growing up to do.

It's time I say my last goodbye.
Goodbye, Goodbye, It's time I say my last goodbye.

I wish we could have worked it out.
I wish I didn't have these doubts,
I wish I didn't have to wonder just what you are doing now.
I wish I didn't know inside
That it won't work out for you and I.
I wish that I could stop this wishing and
just say my last goodbye

its time i said my last goodbye.
Goodbye, Goodbye, It's time I say my last goodbye.
its time i said my last goodbye.
Goodbye, Goodbye, It's time I say my last goodbye.

2 johannesTorstai 15.03.2007 01:57



He made it so hard
to trust someone
He made it so hard
to fall in love


Not trying to mess up this realtionship thinkin
'cause the last man did me that way
you gon do the same things i
dont wanna be this way
but im hoping you can change
the way that i feel you see
I trusted him with everything
never held back anything
thought we'd be 2gether for the rest of our lives
so suddenly he took his love away
and made it hard to trust again

I know i been holding back
but he really hurt me bad
i dont wanna take my past
and put it all on u
im not tryna hold you back
really hope you understand
i dont know what im gonna do


When i think of what he did to me
it makes it hard to fall in love
when i think about just what i need
it makes it hard to trust someone
baby I gotta let go
dont wanna miss out on love this time
gotta leave those things behind

Whatevers yours
you call it ours send flowers
with love you keep me showered
but so did my x-man at first
you see what started out so simple
all flew out the window
there i go comparing you to him again
it keeps holding me down i gotta let it go
i wanna give love a chance but you may never know
baby u can be the the one for me
yes the only one for me
and i dont want to lose a good thing noooo.

[

I know i been holding back
but he really hurt me bad
i dont wanna take my past
and put it all on u
im not tryna hold you back
really hope you understand
i dont know what im gonna do


When i think of what he did to me
it makes it hard to fall in love
when i think i find just what i need
it makes it hard to trust someone
baby I gotta let go
dont wanna miss out on love this time
gotta leave those things behind

what disappointment, what heart break
to many mistakes in love ive made
i cant come with all this baggage
thinking hes gonna have it
see i know im being selfish
but i gotta let it go
close that chapter, close that book
faith in love is all it ever took
thats why i never gave up and never gave in
cause i know true love is waitin for me again

I know i been holding back
but he really hurt me bad
i dont wanna take my past
and put it all on u
im not tryna hold you back
really hope you understand
i dont know what im gonna do


Everytime i think of what he did to me
it makes it hard to fall in love
when i think i find just what i need
it makes it hard to trust someone
baby im ready to let go
dont wanna miss out on love this time
gotta leave those things behind

He made it so hard
2 trust someone
He made it so hard
2 fall in love

Las flores pa' los muertosKeskiviikko 14.03.2007 23:23

Lets have a moment of silence
For those that are here now
I know you probably up in heaven
Smiling down
You might be gone
But never forgotten

Flowers for the dead
At times I still hear your voice in my head
And I wish that you were here instead
And all our precious memories I'll never forget


Twin, we've been best friends
Ever since we were little kids
so I sit and reminisce on all the things we ever did
I remember
All the stupid shit I can't forget
Hope God forgive us for our sins
and give me the strength to live
Far from sensitive
But I'm shedding tears right now
Cause I'm watching you fight for your life
and I can't help out
Meanwhile, the doctor's shocking your chest
Checking for breath
I was wit you from the stretcher
To the hospital bed
Not believing it yet
Everybody sad and depressed
Counting your blessings
Praying and praying, hoping for the best
Waiting in back
Your wife duke shaking from stress
Breaking in tears and fear
Cause dog, she loved you till death
Next thing you know, the doctor comes out
Just shaking his head
Nothing was said
But I betted in his face full of sweat
You were dead
Just all I saw was blood shot red
And I felt a chill through my body
That I'll never forget
God Bless You


Flowers for the dead
At times I hear your voice still in my head
Wishing you were here instead
These precious memories
I can't forget

In my sleep I hear you speaking to me
And feel you reaching to me
Wish I could see you
Though I know you wit me spiritually
Physically, right here besides me
Is where I need you to be
Keeping me company
And take over this whole industry
Memories, of when we used to be
Too deep in the streets
If there was beef
We had each others backs naturally
If there was need for me to grab the heat
You'd grab it from me
And blast off wit no remorse
Just as long as its me
Young indeed
We sat and chat
On the block puffin trees, guzzling Hennessey
Playing knuckles until one of us bleed
You used to eat rocks
And read encyclopedias to me
You was a genius
Even though you had no college degree
We were homies
But you will always be a brother to me
So close
We always gave each other kiss on the cheek
sandy, your legacy will always live on the street
And best believe
I'ma be there for your man and 4seeds
Rest In Peace


Flowers for the dead
At times I hear your voice still in my head
Wishing you were here instead
These precious memories
I can't forget

Yeah, This is dedicated to the ones who never made it
I hated the fact you faded away
You were the greatest
So I say this prayer to pay my respects
I'll never forget you cause you special
I'll catch you in my heart
May God bless you
Rest in peace to my peoples
Who passed away (passed away)
Best believe I'ma keep you alive
Always (always)
Till the day we meet again
Face to Face wit a grin
In hell or heaven
You my twin to the end
And I'ma Miss You

Chorus
Flowers for the dead
At times I hear your voice still in my head
Wishing you were here instead
These precious memories
I can't forget
(Las flores pa' los muertos)

Rest in peace my nigga
I know you chillin%u2019
I know you chillin%u2019
I know you%u2019re with god now

when im goneKeskiviikko 14.03.2007 22:03

now i wonder if they'll laugh when im dead
why am i fighting to live, if im just living to fight?
why am I trying to see when there aint nothin in sight?
why am i trying to give when no one gives me a try?
why am i dying to live, if im just living to die?


And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

rip sandra mass Keskiviikko 14.03.2007 21:37

"How Long Will They Mourn Me?"

How long will they mourn me
Yeah! This for my nigga Kato
It's still on nigga
Thug Life, Thugs for life
Ha Ha yeah, how long will they mourn me
Yeah nigga
2Pac in this muthafucka

[Tupac]

All my homies drinking liquor
Tears in everybody's eyes
Niggas cried to mourn a homies homicide
But I can't cry
instead I'm just a shoulder
Damn, why they take another soldier
I load my clip before my eyes blurry, don't worry
I'll get them suckas back before your buried (shit)
Retaliate and pull a 187
do real niggas get to go to heaven ?
How long will they mourn me, bury me a muthafuckin 'G'
Bitch don't wanna die
then don't fuck with me
It's kinda hard to be optimistic
When your homies lying dead on the pavement twisted
Y'all don't hear me doe, I'm trying hard to make amends
But I'm losing all my muthafuckin friends (damn)
They should've shot me when I was born
Now I'm trapped in the muthafuckin' storm
How long will they mourn me ?

[Chorus]

I wish it would have been another
How long will they mourn me
How long will they mourn my brother
(Got them niggas all dead and shit)
How long will they mourn me
I wish it would have been another
(Nate Dogg)
How long will they mourn me
How long will they mourn my brother
(Gotta keep this shit goin' on, Yo Syke)

[Syke]

How long will they mourn me
Every muthafuckin' day homie
You stayed down when tha other niggas didn't know me
From my heart to the trigga you my fuckin' nigga
And things won't be the same without ya nigga
I remember kickin' back, you wanted to lack
And goin' half on a muthafuckin' hundred sack
Smokin' blunt after blunt and steady drinkin'
Hung around so much, you knew what I was thinkin'
Tell me Lord, why you take big Kato ?
So confused not knowing which way to go
I'm goin crazy and runnin' out of fuckin' time
I can't take it, I'm losin' my fuckin' mind
So day after day
ride after ride
We'll hook up on the other side
Watch over your family and your newborn
Till we meet again homie
How long will they mourn me ?

[Chorus]

I wish it would have been another
(Yo Kato)
How long will they mourn me
(It's still on nigga)
How long will they mourn my brother
How long will they mourn me
I wish it would have been another
(Yeah)
How long will they mourn me
How long will they mourn my brother
(Rated R, Double Jeopardy, Mack 10)

[Rated R]

Damn a nigga tired of feeling sad
I'm tired of putting in work
I'm tired of cryin while watching my homies leave the earth
I know soon one day I'll be in the dirt
And my peoples'll be mournin'
When they get a call from the coroner
All niggas can say is that's fucked up
And get tossed up
Reminiscing how we grew up (my nigga)
Rest and love to my nigga Kato
See you in the crossroads real soon
For now let me pour out some brew
I'll be always thinkin' of ya homie
Rest in peace
How long will they mourn me ?

Ya know life's a fuckin' trip
And everybody gotta go
But why the fuck it have to be my nigga Kato
Another nigga fell victim to the chrome
It's enough to make you crazy
It's fuckin' with my dome
Ya only live once on this earth
A nigga had it bad, since the day of my mutahfuckin' birth
But niggas say they down and they always be my homie
But when a nigga gone
How long will ya mourn me ?

[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 13.03.2007 00:29

Get to Know Me
...About You...

Nickname:nena

Sex Female

Eye Color :brown

Hair Color :brown

Height:5´4

Favorite Color:black,gold,pink

Screen Name:iimzz305ii

Your Car :ha

Your Hometown :miami

Your Present Town: forssa

Your Crush's First Name :hmmmm

Your Grade:none

Your Style :umm im fab who cares

...Favorites...
Band :i like alot of bands

Movie:i like a lot

TV show:csi, prison break desperate housewives

Song :give it to me by timbaland at the moment

Color :black,gold pink

Cigarette: newports

Pastime: toomany
...Have You Ever...
Sat on your rooftop :yeah

Kissed someone in the rain :yes

Danced in a public place:yes

Smiled for no reason :yes

Laughed so hard you cried :yes

Peed your pants after age 8 :no

Written a song:yes

Sang to someone for no reason :yeah

Performed on a stage:yes

Talked to someone you don't know :yeah

Made out in a theater :yes

Gone roller skating since 8th grade :yeah

Been in love :yes

A near death experience;yeah

Sang in front of a large audience :yes

...Can You...
Write with both hands:kinda

Whistle :yes

Blow a bubble :yeah

Roll your tongue :yeah

Cross your eyes ;yeah

Touch your tongue to your nose:no

Dance ;yes

Speak a different language :yeah

Impersonate someone :yes

Cook anything :yes

...Are you...
Fighter:yeah

Smoker :yeah

Drinker:yeah

Stalker :no

Man eater:maybe

Man hater :maybe

Lover :yeah

War freak :no

Heartbreaker :sometimes

In love :......

Bossy :sometimes

Friendly :to my friends of course but to strangers depends

...More...
What is your current mood?tired

Does your crush like you back? yeah

What makes you happy?certain people

Elaborate on your default photo:its me:D

Name one thing you do a lot: ummmmm talk on the phone

Name someone with the same b-day as you:mariah carey

Are you comfortable with your height :yeah i wish mayb i was a lil taller

...Finish The Line...
If I were a ...dog..lol

I wish ... i cld have what i want

So many people don't know ... that Im self consious

I am ... Fun

My heart is ... golden:D..lol

Pet Peeves .too many 2 name!

I dont thinkMaanantai 12.03.2007 01:46

I don't think you will ever fully understandhow you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star.I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders it can do.You've allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists
in my body, soul, and mind.I don't think you could ever feel all the love I have to give
and I'm sure you'll never realize you've been my will to live.You are an amazing person and without you I don't know where I'd be.Having you in my life completes and fulfills every part of me.