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12 types of femalesTiistai 26.06.2007 21:52

There are 12 significant Types of Females which one are you
Body: There are 12 significant Types of Females

1. Ms. Gold-Digger

[Advantages]
-You have some one to manage your money.
-She always looks good.
-She makes your other niggas jealous.
-She makes you look good.

[Disadvantages]
-When youget broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.
-She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
-Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.



2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)

[Advantages]
-She knows all the right positions.
-She'll try everything more than once.
-You're never unsatisfied.
-She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
-She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.

[Disadvantages]
vEventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.
-She starts to act like she's your "main".
-She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak.
-Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replacement.



3. Ms. Independent

[Advantages]
-You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.
-She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
-She's great for (business) conversation.
-She keeps it real and has goals.
-She knows how to please a man.

[Disadvantages]
-She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
-She will eventually say fuck you and get a dildo.
-She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.



4. Ms. Dyme

[Advantages]
-She's top of the line.
-She stays looking like a fantasy.
-She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
-She considers herself a "model."
-Gets you on hard whenever you see her.
-All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care.

[Disadvantages]
-She's superficial. She cares only about her looks.
-She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
-She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry.
-You have to constantly keep your game up b/c every nigga is gonna try to get her.



5. Ms. Tomboy

[Advantages]
-She's cool and laid back.
-She'll be willing to play rough with you.
-Of course, she loves sports.
-Her body is athletically divine.
-She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
-She's a diamond in the rough.

[Disadvantages]
-She'll remind you too much of your nigga.
-She might not want to change her appearance.
-She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.



6. Ms. Ghetto

[Advantages]
vShe's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
-She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail.
-She's always stays fresh.
-She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
-She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.

[Disadvantages]
-She doesn't know how to act in public.
-Your mama can't stand her.
-You get into with her every other second.
-She's willing to fight another girl looking at you or her PERIOD.
-Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal.



7. Ms. Good Girl

[Advantages]
-She's always there for you.
-She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
-Your mother loves her.
-You can see yourself falling in love with her.
-You are her first everything.
-She makes you feel like a man.

[Disadvantages]
-She's an A or B situation either:
-You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or
-She said she's never done - she said she's never tried - she's sitting there telling a muthafukkin' lie.



8. Ms. Main

[Advantages]
-She is the one you respect.
-She probably may know about the others but might not care.
-She has all the qualities you want in a female.
-You've been with her forever.

[Disadvantages]
-She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
-She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass.



9. Ms. Psycho

[Advantages]
-She's fun and spontaneous.
-She's down to earth.
-She loves you unconditionally.
-Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
-She makes you feel loved.

[Disadvantages]
-Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your ass.
-She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
-She can manipulate the hell out of you.
-She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
-Fuckin' with her can make your life a living hell.



10. Ms. I have a Man

[Advantages]
-She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
-She looks good.
-You have an intense night of passion with her.

[Disadvantages]
-She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
-She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
-If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass.
-She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.



11. Ms. Tease

[Advantages]
-She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
-She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
-She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
-Everything she does is just so sensual.
-She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
-Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
-Every nigga wants her b/c she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.

[Disadvantages]
-NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
-She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
-She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)



12. MS. RIGHT

[Advantages]
-She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
-She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
-She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
-Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
-She believes in God and follows his virtues.
-She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
-She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
-She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
-She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
-She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
-You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
-You love being around her more than your boys.
-You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
-You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
-She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
-She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman.

[Disadvantage]
-You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go....

time for rehabTiistai 26.06.2007 03:41

Baby baby
When we first met I never felt something so strong
You were like my lover and my best friend
All wrapped in one with a ribbon on it
And all of a sudden you went and left
I didn't know how to follow
It's like a shock that spun me around
And now my heart's dead
I feel so empty and hollow

And I'll never give myself to another the way I gave it to you
You don't even recognize the ways you hurt me, do you?
It's gonna take a miracle to bring me back
And you're the one to blame
And now I feel like....

You're the reason why I'm thinking
I don't wanna smoke on these cigarettes no more
I guess that's what I get for wishful thinking
Should've never let you enter my door



It's like I checked into rehab
And baby, you're my disease
It's like I checked into rehab
And baby, you're my disease
I gotta check into rehab
'Cause baby you're my disease
I gotta check into rehab
'Cause baby you're my disease

Damn, ain't it crazy when you're loveswept (?)
You'd do anything for the one you love
'Cause anytime that you needed me I'd be there
It's like you were my favorite drug
The only problem is that you was using me
In a different way than I was using you
But now that I know it's not meant to be
I gotta go, I gotta wean myself off of you

And I'll never give myself to another the way I gave it to you
You don't even recognize the ways you hurt me, do you?
It's gonna take a miracle to bring me back
And you're the one to blame
'Cause now I feel like....oh!

You're the reason why I'm thinking
I don't wanna smoke on these cigarettes no more
I guess that's what I get for wishful thinking
Should've never let you enter my door

Next time you wanna go on and leave
I should just let you go on and do it
'Cause now I'm using like I bleed

[Ei aihetta]Maanantai 25.06.2007 20:11

1. What does the 7th message in your [cell] text inbox say?
"were going to sleep good night" its from my mommy

2. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
yes kissed my man last night

3. Who's the last person that came to your house?
my hunny

4. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
sponge bob

5. What is the last thing that you drank?
green tea.

6. What time did you get up ?
1030

7. Who is the 5th missed call in your phone?
my hunny

8. Who is one person you can't stand from grade school?
Ummm i dunno

9. What grade did you get in Algebra?
an "A"

10. Who was the last person to comment you?
cathrina

11. Is there anyone you would like to fight?
not today.

12. Do you like someone right now?
ehh duh i love johannes

13. What are your initials?
caj

14. What were you doing before this survey?
watched a movie

15. Who did you dance with last?
i USED to like going dancin with lauren

16. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?
duh.

17. Song playing?
full stop-by victoria beckham and nas

18. If you could have one wish:
2 live drama free with my hunny forever & make sum babies

19. What color is your underwear?
pink and baby pink

20. Do you know what tofu is?
yes.

21. Have you ever eaten it?
yep.

22. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
an abandoned house

23. Who were you with last night?
my family then my hunny and his friend and then just me and hunny

24. Do you want to go back to high school?
nah.

25. Who is your arch-enemy?
no one

26. How long 'til your birthday?
almost 6 months. start shopping now!!

27. Do you or have you ever read Cosmo?
yep.

29. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
i used to wash it

30. What do you think of Paris Hilton?
i think its pretty messed up that her face is smeared all over cnn like its supposed to be important news or something ...

31. What color shirt are you wearing?
yellow

32. Britney or Christina?
britney

33. Do you want platinum or gold for your wedding band?
platinum.

34. Have you ever paid to have your eyebrows waxed?
yessir.

35. What did you do yesterday?
had dinner with my family drank a little got my new cast and spent time with my baby

36. Are you bored right now?
not really.

37. Have you ever flashed someone?
yes.

38. How many children do you want to have?
3

39. What scares you the most?
losing the people i love.

41. How many people on galleria do you know in real life?
like 10

42. Do you think that the tobacco companies should pay for people's medical bills?
nope.

43. Who did you ride in a car with last besides family?
johannes and juho

44. What makes you happy?
my family and my hunny johannes

45. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back?
yes, everyone has. but i'll never say anything behind your back that i wont say to your face.

8 months <3Maanantai 25.06.2007 17:46

8 months today <3

Me & my boo survey Sunnuntai 24.06.2007 03:43

WHATZ YOUR NAME? Cristina

WHATZ YOUR NICKNAME? Baby girl or nena

WHATZ YOUR BOO'Z NAME? Johannes

WHATZ YOUR BOO'Z NICKNAME? JOsku

WHERE DID YOU AND YOUR BOO MEET? Bar 54 ,well i dunno technically on galleria

HOW LONG U AND YOUR BOO BEEN TOGETHA?8 months on monday ! <3

DO YOU ALWAYZ THINK OF YOUR BOO? Yes about 80% of the time

DO YOU PLANE 2 B WITH YOUR BOO FOREVER? Im a try =)

DO YALL PLAN 2 HAVE KIDZ? hope so , lil jr =)

SO WHAT DO YOU AND YOUR MAN LIKE 2 DO TOGETHER? Talk 2 each other and lay in bed

DO U LOVE YOUR BOO? with all my heart

DOEZ YOUR BOO LOVE YOU? in his own way i know he does

DO YALL FIGHT ALOT? lol yeah we are known for it =)

DO YALL LIVE CLOSE 2 EACH-OTHER? yes about half a kilometer

IZ YOUR BOO EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED? no hes everything i never knew i wanted and needed

DOEZ YOUR BOO MEAN EVERYTHING 2 YOU? yes he does hes my world

COULD YOU LIVE WITHOUT YOUR BOO? nope

DO U WANT 2 MARRY YOUR BOO? one day

WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE WITH YOUR BOO FOR A YEAR OR FOREVER? forever ..duh..

DIE WITH YOUR BOO OR WITH HIZ MONEY? die with him

BE FRIENDZ WITH YOUR BOO OR BE MARRIED? married

HAVE YOUR BOO EVER CHEATED ON YOU? yes =( techinically

HOW OFTEN DO YOU SEE YOUR BOO? as much as i can <=)

WHATZ YOUR FAV...THING ABOUT HIM? his ability to do the stupidest things and still remain absolutly adorable

DO YOU FEEL LOVED BY YOUR BOO? yes

WHAT IZ THE CRAZY THING YALL DONE TOGETHER? umm dunno =p

IZ YOUR BOO SWEET 2 YOU? yes he shows me a lot of love AND I APPRECIATE HIM GREATLY

DO HIZ PARENTS NOW YALL TOGETHER? i think

DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW YALL TOGETHER? yes they love him

DO YOU GET BUTTERFLIEZ WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR BOO? yes

WOULD YOU LIKE 2 SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH YOUR BOO? yes

WHEN WUZ YOUR FIRST KISS WITH YOUR BOO? last fall at bar 54 =p

DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BOO ALL DAY LONG? not all day

WHAT BOTHERZ YOU ABOUT YOR BOO? a few things

WOULD YOU EVER THINK OF CHEATING ON YOUR BOO? nope ... hes the only one for me nobody could even compete with him

DO YOU LIKE YOUR BOO'Z EYEZ OR LIPZ BETTER? his lipz ... cuz they fit mines perfect

WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR YOUR BOO? anything

ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR BOO? yes i am basically

IZ YOUR BOO SEXY? yes he is my sexy man =)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR BOO LEFT? =( dunno but he wont

IZ THERE A SONG THAT REMINDZ YOU OF YOUR BOO? traveling man and umbrella

IZ HE EMBARRASED BY YOU? no only when im drunk

HAVE YOU AND YOUR BOO EVER WENT OUT BEFORE ?
yes
DO U TAKE LOVE OR MONEY?
love
WOULD YOU EVER USE YOUR BOO FOR MONEY? hell no

[Ei aihetta]Torstai 21.06.2007 04:14

What hurts the most
Is being so close
And having so much to say
And having ti walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was trying to do

kiitosTorstai 21.06.2007 02:44

Monta kertaa näin käy:
kaikki päälle ei näy.
Suutuit, kun et päässyt mun
suljettuihin huoneisiin,
tahdoit tietää, miksi aina
puuttui vielä palanen,
miksi harhailin ja väistin.
Voi, jos itsekin tietäisin.

Vaikka kaikki saa unohtua,
kiitos siitä, kun liiankin kauan jaksoit mua.
Huolit hulluuttas puolikkaan,
enempää en oo osannut koskaan antaakaan.

Yhtä pyytää jos saan
(vaikka niin ei oiskaan):
väitä, että oon ainutkertainen,
niin, että uskon sen,
toiset ei oo yhtä paljon.
Kukaan ei voi ylittää,
pakko jonkun silti välttää.

Kiitos, kun koetit ymmärtää.
Tiesin, siihen et pystyisi edes sinäkään.
Jos joskus liikaa muistankin,
juon vielä yhden, niin muistan taas
paljon huonommin.

Kiitos, kun huolit puolikkaan,
enempää en oo osannut koskaan antaakaan.
Ehkä muistatkin mua.

change of plansKeskiviikko 20.06.2007 18:31

woo hoo change of plans for juhannus ... from absolutly nothing to do to rmj =) should be an interesting weekend

so trueKeskiviikko 20.06.2007 04:52

"sometimes we put qualifications on the person we want
but in the end we put exceptions on the person
we fall in love with"
We stay moving around so low
Ask us where you at
We donÂ’t know and donÂ’t care
All we know is we was at home cuz you left us there
You got your boys and got gone and left us all alone
Now she in the club with a freaky dress on
Cats goin at her, keep that dress on
Tryna get enough drinks in her system
Take her to the telly and make her a victim

Patrone on the brain
Ball Player in her face
They shake the spot
SheÂ’s just another cake

Easy for a good girl to go bad
And once we gone
Best believe we gone forever
DonÂ’t be the reason
DonÂ’t be the reason
You better learn how to treat us right
Cuz once a good girl goes bad
We gone forever

He stay with the flock of em o ya
Got a girl at home but he donÂ’t care
WonÂ’t care
All he do is keep me at home
WonÂ’t let me go no where
He thinks because im at home
I wonÂ’t be gettinÂ’ it on
And now im finding numbers
In the jacket pockets
Chicks calling the house
Non-stop
ItÂ’s getting out of control
Finally I canÂ’t take no more
He finds a letter on the stairs
Saying this is the end
I packed my bag and left with your best friend

Easy for a good girl to go bad
And once we gone
Best believe we gone forever
DonÂ’t be the reason
DonÂ’t be the reason
You better learn how to treat us right
Cuz once a good girl goes bad
We gone forever

We stay moving around so low
Ask us where you at
We donÂ’t know
And donÂ’t care
All we know is we was at home cuz you left us there
You got your boys and got gone and left us all alone

Easy for a good girl to go bad
And once we gone
Best believe we gone forever
DonÂ’t be the reason
DonÂ’t be the reason
You better learn how to treat us right
Cuz once a good girl goes bad

We gone forever
We gone forever
We gone forever