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1. What is your middle name? ann


2. How big is your bed? king

3. What are you listening to right now? dmx

4. What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?6500


5. What was the last thing you ate? subway <3

6. Last person you hugged? my hunnyyyyy

7. How is the weather right now?dark


8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?hunnyyy

9. First thing you notice about the opposite sex? hmmmm

10. Favorite type of Food?homecooked

11. Do you want children? yup

12. Do you get high? nope retired

13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? lol...yuhhh


14. Hair color? brown

15. Eye color?brown

16. Do you wear eye contacts? yup



17. Favorite holiday? christmas

18. Favorite Season? summer

19. Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? Yep

29. What books are you reading? none at the moment

30. Piercings? belly button, and ears

31. Favorite Movie(s)?scarface

32. Favorite college football Team? ut--go longhorns

33. What were you doing before filling this out? eating

34. Any pets? mr bubush and kiki and fat girl

35. AIM? yup iimzz305ii

36. Dogs or cats? Dog but i got cats too

38. Favorite Flower?orchids

40. Have you ever loved someone? Yes

41. Who would you like to see right now? hunny

43. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes

44. Do you like to travel by plane? yuh

45. Right-handed or Left-handed? Right

46. If you could go to any place right now where would you go? to the moon

47. Are you missing someone? Yes

48. Do you want to get married?YES


49. Do you have a tattoo? yup 2

50. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? i wld if they showed good ones here

52. Are you 18? 22

53. What is the wallpaper on your cellphone? johannes sleeping with the cats on my bed

54. Did you get enough sleep last night? Yep


55. First thing you thought about this morning? ummmm dont remember

56. What do you have handy at your bedside? computer

57. Grilled or Fried? grilled

59. What makes you unique? im just me =)

60. Are you afraid of the dark? nope

61. Favorite hangout?im a homebody

62. 4 things you can't live without? HUnny,Family; phone; oxygen

63. First thing you would buy if you were given $10,000? a nice vacation

64. Favorite song? wow too many

65. What are you afraid of? lonliness

66. Are you a giver or a taker? i think im a giver, i dont really take from people i tend to give more

67. What are your nicknames? baby girl

68. What is your daddy's middle name? ilmari

69. What is your mother's middle name? carolina

70. If you were stuck on a desert island, what one thing would you bring?johannes

71. Favorite TV commercial? the commercial with the worm break dancing on the checkbook lol

72. Who's your cell provider?kolumbus

73. First thing you'll save in a fire? myself

74. Favorite color? pink

75. Birthday? march 27 1985


76. What did you want to be when you were little? a housewife

77. What do you do when the clock turns 12:12? nada

78. Color of your sheets? orange

79. Who do you want to meet? eminem id love to pick his brain


80. What do you think about before you go to bed? my hunny and my family and what ever happened that day

A soldier had to pick a name off of a list to wright to someone while at war. He pick a name Sara Wells. After they got to know each other they wrote all the time. There was one letter when he wrote and asked what she looked like.

When Sara wrote back she told him she wasn't going to tell, because if I say I am beautifull you'll only talk because of that, and if I tell you I am homely and ugly you will wright because you feel you have to and when the war is over are relationship will be over.

When the war finally did end they planed on meeting at a train station. She said she would be wareing a red rose in her pocket. He arrived at the station and was waiting for her.

A beautifull woman walked up to him and said " Hey soldger, but behind her was a very homely woman with a red rose in her pocket. The soldier thought well there is this beautifull woman I can leave with and there is this homely woman that threw so many love letters we got to know each other.

The soldier decided to go with the homely woman. The soldier said hello, and the woman said that lady told me to wear this rose in my pocket and she said if you chose me she would be in the dinner waiting for you.

The soldier thanked the woman kissed her on the hand and walked over to the dinner. Hello Sara he said. Why did you do that back there.

If you would have went with me and not the woman who pretended to be me I would have known that you wanted to be with a beautiful lady than someone you fell in love with, and if you picked her I would have knew that you wanted the person behind the letters, and I know that the outside doesn't matter it's the inside that counts.

II Mzz 305 II [20:22]: what you want.....
DJ ENTlCE [20:41]: man you dont gotta be such bitch i dont want u newayz
II Mzz 305 II [20:42]: umm ok then ..bye =)
THE NEXT DAY :
DJ ENTlCE [18:04]: u drive me crazy yo
DJ ENTlCE [18:27]: Boof!
DJ ENTlCE [19:02]: ?
DJ ENTlCE [20:23]: ? U there?
DJ ENTlCE [21:50]: r u mad at me
DJ ENTlCE [22:24]: ??
DJ ENTlCE [0:48]: U r full of it
DJ ENTlCE [1:10]: Uh huh
DJ ENTlCE [1:15]: dam ma can you pls answer me

Me: hunny i cheated on you last night with Emilia
Hunny says: oh Did you take pictures?

Äidinkieli..................... 7
Englanti....................... 9
Ruotsi......................... 7
Matematiikka................... 6
Fysiikka ja kemia.............. 7
Biologia ja maantieto.......... 9
Historia ja yhteiskuntaoppi.... 8
Uskonto........................ 8
Liikunta ja terveystieto....... 9
Musiikki....................... 8
Kotitalous..................... 4
Käsityö: tekstiilityö.......... 4
Kuvataide...................... 6
Käytös ja huolellisuus......... 9

Keskiarvo.................... 7,2

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I officially joined in the campaign to elect Rudy Guiliani for President in 2008 =) Interent compaiging joinrudy2008.com
I got my hobby now hunny =)

Ladies, how well do you know your man?

His age: 22

His Birthday? 03ofdecember84

How long have you been together? a lil oa 8 months

How long did you know each other before you got together? ummm like 3 months

What physical features attracted you to him first? tummy and smile

Hair color:brown

How did you meet? i commented on him on the net and then we hooked up at a club

2) RELATIONSHIP STUFF

How serious is it?ummm dunno

Does your family like him: yes they love him

Does it matter?: yes it doees

Do you trust him? yes

Does he let you wear his pants? ilol why wld i wear his pants

Do you have a shirt of his that you sleep with? nope. just roll over and smell him..

Can you picture having kids with him: yeah

What bothers you the most about him: ummm well hes stubborn but so am i

Does he have a temper? yes when he gets frustrated

Are you happy to be with him: sometimes i love him sometimes..... welll

Does he embarrass you in public:no

3)SOME OTHER STUFF

Does he have any piercings? no

Does he have any scars that you know of?: no..........

Is he a party dude or stay at home kind of guy? a nice balance of both

Is he Outgoing or Shy?: shy when he doesnt know ppl or hes not drunk but hes not shy around me

Does he love his mom? umm no he doesnt believe in love =P

Would he hang out with you and YOUR friends?yeah he wld eveen tho he doesnt really like any of them

Does he sing? yesss

Does he snore? yeah thats how i know he fell asleep

Do you like his friends? some..

The Dirty Thirty
Thirty Unknown Facts/Secrets About You
Answer Truthfully

1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
yesterday

2. What were you doing this morning at 8?
sleeping

3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
talkin to my dad

4. What are you wearing right now?
boxers and tank top

5. Are you mad at anyone right now?
at my dad for not bringing me shoes

6. The last 2 people to say they loved you?
hmmmm

8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile?
yes

9. Last thing received in the mail?
my hunnys ykköbonus card

10. Do you have any famous relatives?
i dunno well pamela anderson is related to my cousin =) so techinically yeah

11. Have you ever had sex in a public place.
yes

12. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
nope.

13. How is your hair?
in a pny tail.

14. How many different drinks have you had today?
one

15. What have you eaten today?
chicken salad

16. Are you any good at math?
kinda

17. What Did You Do Saturday night?
with my fam

18. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
sometimes.

20. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
24 hours ...

21. Do you like the ocean?
yes. not so much the ocean here ...

22. Did you stay friends with your ex's?
ino

23. What are you excited about?
umm the game concert.

24. What did you do last night?
was with my love =) had fun

25. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
no.

26. Where do you keep your money?
the bank. or at least i try to.

27. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
sure do.

28. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
depends on the person in question.id rather sleep with johanens of course

29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
it was so beautiful. i friggin love my birthday.

30. Would you have sex with anyone on your friends list?
only one person =)

There are 12 significant Types of Females which one are you
Body: There are 12 significant Types of Females

1. Ms. Gold-Digger

[Advantages]
-You have some one to manage your money.
-She always looks good.
-She makes your other niggas jealous.
-She makes you look good.

[Disadvantages]
-When youget broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.
-She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
-Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.



2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)

[Advantages]
-She knows all the right positions.
-She'll try everything more than once.
-You're never unsatisfied.
-She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
-She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.

[Disadvantages]
vEventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.
-She starts to act like she's your "main".
-She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak.
-Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replacement.



3. Ms. Independent

[Advantages]
-You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.
-She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
-She's great for (business) conversation.
-She keeps it real and has goals.
-She knows how to please a man.

[Disadvantages]
-She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
-She will eventually say fuck you and get a dildo.
-She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.



4. Ms. Dyme

[Advantages]
-She's top of the line.
-She stays looking like a fantasy.
-She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
-She considers herself a "model."
-Gets you on hard whenever you see her.
-All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care.

[Disadvantages]
-She's superficial. She cares only about her looks.
-She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
-She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry.
-You have to constantly keep your game up b/c every nigga is gonna try to get her.



5. Ms. Tomboy

[Advantages]
-She's cool and laid back.
-She'll be willing to play rough with you.
-Of course, she loves sports.
-Her body is athletically divine.
-She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
-She's a diamond in the rough.

[Disadvantages]
-She'll remind you too much of your nigga.
-She might not want to change her appearance.
-She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.



6. Ms. Ghetto

[Advantages]
vShe's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
-She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail.
-She's always stays fresh.
-She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
-She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.

[Disadvantages]
-She doesn't know how to act in public.
-Your mama can't stand her.
-You get into with her every other second.
-She's willing to fight another girl looking at you or her PERIOD.
-Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal.



7. Ms. Good Girl

[Advantages]
-She's always there for you.
-She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
-Your mother loves her.
-You can see yourself falling in love with her.
-You are her first everything.
-She makes you feel like a man.

[Disadvantages]
-She's an A or B situation either:
-You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or
-She said she's never done - she said she's never tried - she's sitting there telling a muthafukkin' lie.



8. Ms. Main

[Advantages]
-She is the one you respect.
-She probably may know about the others but might not care.
-She has all the qualities you want in a female.
-You've been with her forever.

[Disadvantages]
-She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
-She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass.



9. Ms. Psycho

[Advantages]
-She's fun and spontaneous.
-She's down to earth.
-She loves you unconditionally.
-Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
-She makes you feel loved.

[Disadvantages]
-Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your ass.
-She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
-She can manipulate the hell out of you.
-She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
-Fuckin' with her can make your life a living hell.



10. Ms. I have a Man

[Advantages]
-She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
-She looks good.
-You have an intense night of passion with her.

[Disadvantages]
-She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
-She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
-If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass.
-She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.



11. Ms. Tease

[Advantages]
-She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
-She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
-She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
-Everything she does is just so sensual.
-She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
-Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
-Every nigga wants her b/c she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.

[Disadvantages]
-NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
-She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
-She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)



12. MS. RIGHT

[Advantages]
-She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
-She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
-She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
-Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
-She believes in God and follows his virtues.
-She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
-She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
-She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
-She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
-She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
-You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
-You love being around her more than your boys.
-You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
-You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
-She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
-She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman.

[Disadvantage]
-You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go....

Baby baby
When we first met I never felt something so strong
You were like my lover and my best friend
All wrapped in one with a ribbon on it
And all of a sudden you went and left
I didn't know how to follow
It's like a shock that spun me around
And now my heart's dead
I feel so empty and hollow

And I'll never give myself to another the way I gave it to you
You don't even recognize the ways you hurt me, do you?
It's gonna take a miracle to bring me back
And you're the one to blame
And now I feel like....

You're the reason why I'm thinking
I don't wanna smoke on these cigarettes no more
I guess that's what I get for wishful thinking
Should've never let you enter my door



It's like I checked into rehab
And baby, you're my disease
It's like I checked into rehab
And baby, you're my disease
I gotta check into rehab
'Cause baby you're my disease
I gotta check into rehab
'Cause baby you're my disease

Damn, ain't it crazy when you're loveswept (?)
You'd do anything for the one you love
'Cause anytime that you needed me I'd be there
It's like you were my favorite drug
The only problem is that you was using me
In a different way than I was using you
But now that I know it's not meant to be
I gotta go, I gotta wean myself off of you

And I'll never give myself to another the way I gave it to you
You don't even recognize the ways you hurt me, do you?
It's gonna take a miracle to bring me back
And you're the one to blame
'Cause now I feel like....oh!

You're the reason why I'm thinking
I don't wanna smoke on these cigarettes no more
I guess that's what I get for wishful thinking
Should've never let you enter my door

Next time you wanna go on and leave
I should just let you go on and do it
'Cause now I'm using like I bleed