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Marko:kyll pauliinakin joskus nai sellatteen sikalan omistajan...
Mä: juu,en todellakaan.
Äiti:ei pauliinaa kiinnosta miehet.
Marko: no naisetko sitte...?
Äiti:mitä vielä, meijän pauliinasta tulee vanhapiika.

-Mikä susta tulee isona?
-Cartmani <3

Pauliina päätti ilmestyä maailmaan eräänä räntäisenä aamupäivänä.Välittömästi näki että hänestä tuli sekasikiö.Perhe oli älyttömän iso ja he söivät vain sipulinkuoria. Koulussa hän ei kyennyt mihinkään, siellä häntä ihannoitiin sukunimestään.

Jo opiskeluaikoina häntä alkoi vihastuttamaan lampaat, niinpä mielipuuhaksi tuli taskumatit.

Pauliina kehittyi kymmenennelläkymmenellä varsin kivaksi. Päähänsä hän sai vaaleat hiukset, sekä oranssit silmät.
Ystävistä päätellen hän oli melko kikattelevainen.Lempiruokaansa leväkeittoa hän sai työskennellen rikollisena.

Pauliina ei tupakoi mutta käyttää nuuskaa ollessaan bileissä. Alkoholia hän käyttää lannoitteena.

Hän osti itselleen puolison jonka kanssa oli vähällä mennä naimisiin.

Sen pituinen se.

http://koti.mbnet.fi/pikpak/ig/index.htm

Katsotaan kuinka monta tuntematonta tai tuntemaani ihmistä uskaltaa sanoa ''moi'' päiväkirjaani.

Kopioi sitten omaan päiväkirjaasi.

http://www.lintukoto.net/viihde/oraakkeli/



1. mikä on nimeni? -Viljami

2. missä asun? -Juottolan vessassa pöntön takana.

3.millainen olen? -On se kyllä kuule niin että kaikki ihmiset ei tuu kaikkien kanssa toimeen. Mä en tule sun, eikä se ole kummankaan vika erityisesti.

4.Minkä ikäinen olen? -Olisko susta kivaa jos mäkin rupeaisin jankkaamaan samaa niinku joku kylmä kone?

5.Missä mun kuuluis olla? -Auton takapenkillä.

6.Minkä kysymyksen keksin seuraavaksi? -Meneekö se sanonta paska haisee ja balalaika soi vai paska haisee ja banjo soi?

7.Meneekö se sanonta paska haisee ja balalaika soi vai paska haisee ja banjo soi? -Se ensimmäinen. tai oikeastaan, kun tarkemmin ajattelen se voisi olla myös jälkimmäinen..

8.Minkä numeron sain matikan kokeesta? -Kyllä sä vähintään nelosen ansaitset, mutta näethän myös tilanteen koomisen puolen?

9.Oletko sä oikea oraakkeli? -Tietysti olen. Mutta on se kyllä piru kuinka paljon saa tehdä töitä rakentaakseen vakuuttavuutta ja mainetta, ja tämäkö on siitä palkkana?

10 onko sinulla hyvä palkka? -Ei ole, mutta voithan teeskennellä että olisi.

11.Osaatko ennustaa tulevaisuutta? -En minäkään IHAN kaikkea sentään osaa!

12.Mikset? -Vastaus liittyy rakkauteen, mutta me oraakkelit emme voi tuntea rakkautta.

13.Oletko ihminen vai kone? -Rehellisesti sanoen kyllä tämä homma tekoälyllä toimii. Olen siis kylmä kone.

14.OLETKO VARMA? -Olen. Minulla on nyt varmat päivät.

15.JAJAJAJAJAAAAA -En kyllä tajunnut mitä yritit selittää.

16.JAA MIKS ET? -KOSKA PASSIIVISUUS VAIVAA IHMISKUNTAA

17.SIKSIKÖ KUIN OLET VAIN KYLMÄ KONE? -Olen, ja olen ylpeä siitä!

18.Oletko minua viisaampi? -En tietenkään, mitä oikein kuvittelit?

19.Uskotko jumalaan? -En, mutta voinko tehdä jotain muuta?

20.Mitä ajattelet itsestäsi? -En ole itsekään ymmärtänyt, jotain ihan käsittämätöntä.

21.Miksi -Koska siinä pitää olla muutakin kuin aivot...

22.Kuten mitä...? -Sitä mitä on toivottu, muttei ole uskallettu...

23.Toi ei oo loogista. -Luuletko minun vastaavani tuohon?

24.kyllä juu. -OK.

25.no vittu vastaa!! -Rautamöykky! Kelvoton järvihirviö! Sika!

26.Ja paskat. -Puhu suomea hyvä ihminen!

27.Siis niinq D44 -Ehkäpä, älä ota sitä niin vakavasti.

28.Get a life,fucking machine!! -Härregyyd sun kanssas.... EI!

29.Lihovatko aivosi tuosta suuresta tiedonmäärästäsi? -On ja pysyy.

30.Wtf did you mean? -Olen kyllä nähnyt selkeämpiäkin ilmaisuja kuin tuo.

31.What a fuck did you mean? -Valitettavasti ei.

32.You smell. :D -Joo.

33.Oletko pissis? -Tänään en ole laisinkaan asiasta kiinnostunut

34. todista se. Artikuloi vähän paremmin kiitos.

35. oletko varma? -No oota että pääsen pois töistä!

36. mitä pitäisi odottaa?? :D -Hei, jos jokainen miettisi tuollaisia asioita, meillä kaikilla olisi yhtä vaikeaa kuin sinulla. Ryhdistäydy ja mene itseesi!

37.Sä oot kone.! -TOTTA

38.You are fat ass! -Salaiset tietolähteeni kertovat: kyllä.

39. mikä nimeni on? -Risto

40.Ai,olenko minä poika? -Potkaise itseäsi jalkoväliin. Tiedät kyllä sitten.

41.osaatko puhua ruotsia? -yhtä hyvä ku Martti Ahtisaari on baletissa.

42.Onko martti ahtisaari hyvä baletissa? -Uskoisin niin... vaikkakin kristallipallo taas yrittää väittää vastaan.



:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D mulla ei oo elämää..... :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Shinki/super-crazy-guitar-maniac-deluxe-2

http://www.funnygames.nl/spel/simpsons_skate.html

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Auta kissaa valloittamaan Irc-Galleria
Lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaasi!

Mitkä ovat lempinimesi ja ketkä niitä käyttävät?
pate,pave,paukku,pikkarainen,landepauke

2. Oletko DORKA?
miksikäs ei

3. Uskallatko soittaa äidinkielenopettajasi kotinumeroon, jos joudut olemaan pois kokeesta?
en,miks pitäis soittaa...?

4. Mitä tulee mieleen sanasta Pyhä?
emt joku kirkko... :D

5. Naksutteletko sormiasi?
en

6. Oletko leikkinyt tulitikuilla salassa vanhemmiltasi?
joo

7. Oletko pitänyt stringejä päässäsi?
en muistaakseni

8. Miltä tunnilta viimeksi lintsasit?
e muista

9. Montako pehmolelua sinulla on?
en oo laskenu

10. Kutsutko koskaan kavereitasi sukunimellä?
joo jotai tuttuja,(niit ei voi sanoo kavereiks)

11. Onko joku tuttusi joskus ollut vankilassa?
emt

12. Minkälainen "säästöpossu" sinulla on?
öö..mitäh?

13. Oletko koskaan saanut valmiiksi 1000-palan palapeliä?
iha niinku ois jaksanu.

14. Oletko nähnyt Muumien jakson, jossa Haisuli varastaa Muumimamman jättikurpitsan? valitettavasti en

15. Roikkuuko ulko-ovessanne jokin kyltti/taulu?
ei

16. Oletko arpinaama?
joo

17. Asutko kadulla, tiellä, kujalla vai polulla?
no eiku vittu ojassa... :D

18. Oletko käynyt yhteissaunassa?
joo

19. Mitä syöt yleensä aamupalaksi?
e mitää

20. Onko huoneessasi yhtään kuvaa itsestäsi?
jjoo yhteiskuvia pikkuveljien kaa

21. Oletko koskaan rikkonut muiden ihmisten tavaroita?
joo

22. Käytätkö ystäviesi vaatteita?
joskus

23. Oletko nähnyt kun Jokke-Pappa lentää?
en :(

24. Minkä väriset seinät huoneessasi on?
valkoset

25. Keksi lyhenteelle UIRO selitys?
uivan iiron rivo onni :D:D

26. Otatko usein liian isoja ruoka-annoksia?
en tiiä

27. Domino vai Doris?
emt

28. Mitä lemmikkieläimiä sinulla on?
ei mitää

29. Onko sinulla jokin taideteos, jonka haluaisit päätyvän Kiasmaan?
ei

30. Monta ikkunaa talossanne on? 11

31. Kääpiö vai jättiläinen?
hmm.. :)

32. Onks sul usein?
emt... mitä??

33. Millaiset housut sinulla on jalassasi?
farkut

34. Tee mielihymiösi.
:D

35. Onko sinulla iso möHöHöMahAHA?
luonnollisesti.

36. Oletko vakoillut naapureitasi?
tottakai :D

37. Laulatko kesäisin joululauluja?
aina välillä.. :D

38. Kuinka monta kertaa pystyt sanomaan "mustan kissan paksut posket" menemättä sekaisin?
monta

39. Mikä Biisi soi just nyt?
ei mikää

40. Oletko keksinyt omaa laulua?
juu aina

41. Pinni vai ponnari?
ponnari

42. Onko mummollasi kuulolaitetta?
eipä ole

43, Nauratko idioottimaisesti?
kyllä

44. Rajoittaako vessassakäynti elämääsi?
ei

45. Oletko polttanut jalkasi patterissa?
tuskimpa

46. Osaatko tanssia bugia?
empä usko

47. Miksi olet tähän aikaan koneella?
nomitapaluulet??

48. Ketä halasit viimeksi?
viljoo

49. Oletko lukenut Tuntemattoman Sotilaan?
e

50. Onko sinua koskaan vedetty pulkassa?
jooo

51. Saatko joskus raivokohtauksia?
aina!!!!!

52. Saatko joskus naurukohtauksia, joita et voi kontrolloida?
jjooo ainaaaaaaaa heheheeeeeeeeeeheeehaaaaahahahaaaaa...!!!!!!

53. Mitä on Piripiri?
wtf??

54. Keksi oman nimen alkukirjaimella kolme itseäsi kuvaavaa adjektiiviä.
ei jaksa ajatella

55. Onko sinulla mustat sukat?
jjoo kaapissa..

56. Mielivaatekappaleesi?
farkut

57. Oletko Nalle Puh, Nasu, Tiikeri vai Ihaa?
ihaa

58. Oletko juuttunut hissiin?
en mä ny nii läski viel oo :D

59. Mikä on horoskooppimerkkisi?
jousimies

60. Apua apua apua apua, mikään ei kiinnosta _____?
wtf? no vittu kiinnosti.

61. Milloin olit viimeksi Tallinnan tohinoissa?
enpä oo ollu. :D

62. Murh vai Rauh?
wräy

63. Monellako tyynyllä nukut?
kahella

64. Oletko matkinut apinaa?
tottakai

65. Mitä ostit viimeksi kaupasta?
emt.. limsaa..?

66. Kenelle teit viimeksi kortin?
ei muista

67. Pureskeletko kynsiäsi?
joskus

68. Jos olisit peruna, mikä olisi nimesi?
peruna..? :D

69. Oletko katsonut seksiguru ohjelmaa ?
joo aina!! no e

70. Mario vai Luigi?
mario sillä o kivemmat hiukset.. :)

71. Kuka oli ensimmäinen paras kaverisi?
e muista

72. Oletko ollut koskaan kala?
joo lahna.

73. Tunnetko olevasi kuin orja kotona?
jjjoooo

74. Vaivaako sinua nuoruusajan dementia?
jjoo

75. Montako kaimaasi tiedät/tunnet? 2

76. Kaakao, kahvi vai tee?
kaakao iha ookoo,kahvii ja teetä e juo.. :D

77. Minkä väriset piilolinssit haluaisit?
mustat, ruskeet, siniset ja punaset... :D

78. Jos katse voisi tappaa, montako ihmistä olisit jo murhannut?
liikaa