(¯`v´¯)
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"I wanted to kill the
sexiest person in the
world... But suicide is a
crime"
(¯`v´¯)
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Jos otat, et aja. Jos
ajat, niin ajat ilman
valoja ja
jalkakäytävällä.
(¯`v´¯)
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Ote turkulaisesta
seksioppaasta: 1) sisään
2) ulos 3) toistetaan
tarvittaessa...
(¯`v´¯)
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A girl and a guy were
speeding over 100mph on a
motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm
scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please?
It's too scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love
me.
Girl: I love you, now slow
down.
Guy: Now give me a big
hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my
helmet & put it on
yourself, it's bothering
me.
In the newspaper the next
day a motorcycle had
crashed into a building
because of brake failure.
Two people were on it,
only one survived. The
truth was that halfway
down the road, the guy
realized that the brakes
were broken, and he didn't
want the girl to know.
Instead he had her hug him
and say that she loves him
one last time. Then he had
her put his helmet on so
that she would live even
if it meant that he would
die.
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TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING
THROUGH THE DESERT.
DURING SOME POINT OF THE
JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN
ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND
SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE
IN THE FACE.
THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED
WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT
SAYING ANYTHING,
WROTE IN THE SAND:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.
THEY KEPT ON WALKING,
UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,
WHERE THEY DECIDED
TO TAKE A BATH
THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN
SLAPPED! GOT STUCK IN THE
MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING,
BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.
AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM
THE NEAR DROWNING,
HE WROTE ON A STONE:
"TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SAVED MY LIFE ".
THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED
AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND
ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT
YOU,
YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND
NOW,
YOU WRITE ON A STONE,
WHY?"
THE FRIEND REPLIED
"WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US
WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN
IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF
FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT
AWAY.
BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES
SOMETHING GOOD FOR US,
WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN
STONE
WHERE NO WIND
CAN EVER ERASE IT."
LEARN TO WRITE
YOUR HURTS IN
THE SAND AND TO
CARVE YOUR
BENEFITS IN STONE.
THEY SAY IT TAKES A
MINUTE TO FIND A SPECIAL
PERSON, AN HOUR TO
APPRECIATE THEM, A DAY
TO LOVE THEM, BUT THEN
AN ENTIRE LIFE
TO FORGET THEM.
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