IRC-Galleria

Andy Rooney sanoo, "kun ikää tulee lisää, arvostan eniten yli kolmikymppisiä naisia. Tässä vain pari syytä miksi.

Yli kolmikymppinen nainen ei ikinä herätä sinua yöllä kysyäkseen "mitä mietit?", Häntä ei kiinnosta mitä mietit.

Jos yli kolmikymmpinen nainen ei halua katsoa matsia, hän ei istu persiillään valittamassa siitä. Hän tekee jotain mitä haluaa tehdä. Ja se on yleensä jotain paljon kiinnostavampaa..

Yli kolmikymppinen nainen tuntee itsensä tarpeeksi hyvin ollakseen varma siitä, kuka hän on, mitä hän haluaa ja keneltä sen haluaa. Harvat yli kolmikymmpiset naiset vähät välittävät siitä, mitä sinä mahdat ajatella siitä, mitä he tekevät.

Yli kolmikymppiset naiset ovat arvokkaita. He harvoin aloittavat huutotappelua kanssasi oopperassa tai kalliissa ravintolassa. Tietenkin, jos aihetta on, he eivät epäröi ampua sinua, jos heillä vain on mahdollisuus selvitä siitä seuraamuksitta.

Vanhemmat naiset eivät kitsastele kiitoksissaan, jopa ansaitsemattomissa sellaisissa. He tietävät millaista on olla aliarvostettu.

Yli kolmikymppisellä naisella on pokkaa esitellä sinut ystävättärilleen. Nuorempi nainen, jolla on mies, usein jättää parhaan ystävänsäkin huomiotta, koska ei luota mieheensä muiden naisten kanssa.

Yli kolmikymppistä naista ei voisi vähempää kiinnostaa, jos olet ihastunut hänen ystäväänsä, koska hän tietää etteivät hänen ystävänsä petä häntä.

Naisista tulee selvännäkijöitä kun he ikääntyvä. Sinun ei koskaan tarvitse tunnustaa syntejäsi yli kolmikymppiselle naiselle. He tietävät jo.

Yli kolmikymppinen nainen näyttää hyvältä kirkkaanpunaisessa huulipunassa. Tämä ei siis koske nuorempia naisia eikä transvestiitteja.

Kunhan pääset yli muutamasta rypystä, on yli kolmikymppinen nainen rutkasti seksikkäämpi kuin hänen nuorempi vastineensa.

Vanhemmat naiset ovat suorasukaisia ja rehellisiä. He kyllä kertovat suoraan että olet nuija, jos käyttäydyt kuin nuija. Sinun ei koskaan tarvitse miettiä, mitä mieltä he sinusta ovat.

Kyllä, me ylistämme yli kolmikymppisiä naisia hyvin monista syistä. Valitettavasti se ei ole molemminpuolista. Jokaista tyrmäävää, fiksua, pärjäävää, seksikästä yli kolmikymppistä naista kohti on kalju, hyllyvä muinaisjäännemiekkonen keltaisissa pöksyissään tekemässä itsestään idioottia jonkun parikymppisen tarjoilijattaren kanssa..

Aamun kylmä koi
Painajaiseen kello soi
Se ei syö mua pois
Työt epäonnistuuu
Voittaa taas joku ihan muu
Se ei syö mua pois

Mä haluaisn olla sun kanssa jokaisen aamun
Kaikki tuntuu helpommalta niin

Miten onni korjataan
Paremmaksi paikataan
Päästänkö irti kun
Oon huono jaksamaan
Miten onni korjataan
En yksin pysty nousemaan
Jos jo kaikki rikki on
Katoan vaan pois

Se että sä et tuu
Jotain kylmenee, muuttuu
Olen ilmaa vaan
Vaikka sovitaan
Niin sä silti teet niinkuin huvittaa
Olen ilmaa vaan

Mä häviän ja haihdun pois ja toivon että mua ei ois
Olen pelkkä autio avaruus

Miten onni korjataan
Paremmaksi paikataan
Päästänkö irti kun
Oon huono jaksamaan
Miten onni korjataan
En yksin pysty nousemaan
Jos jo kaikki rikki on
Katoan vaan pois

Harmaasta saat valkeempaa
Kaikki tummuu jos sä meet
Yöhön jään

Miten onni korjataan
Paremmaksi paikataan
Päästänkö irti kun
Oon huono jaksamaan
Miten onni korjataan
En yksin pysty nousemaan
Jos jo kaikki rikki on
Katoan vaan
Jos jo kaikki rikki on
Katoan vaan pois

Kalevalaa naisille...

Älä pilkkaa pippeliä,
pikkustakaa paheksu,
leivo lerppa leveämmäks
vaik ois vajaan vaaksan,
vatkaa vartta vanhempaaki,
vaik ois veltonlainen,
päästä pukil puikulainen,
tahi taltta takkuvarsi,
älä naura nakkiloille,
hihittele hintelille.

Anna aina aulihisti,
vaik on kanki karumpiki,
niin saat jormaa jatkossaki,
ilokauhaa irmelilles,
niin ei puute pönkän paina,
ain on römpsäl räpeltäjä.

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ja laita omaan blogiiisi ja näjet mitä sun kanssa halutaan!!

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Sen voi vain

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päättää yhteisesti

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Ja yrittää uskoa siihen

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Nähdä että sameiden

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Menkää ja ylös lentäkää

sillä uusi kevät tuo

teidät jälleen tänne takaisin

Leijona 23.7.-22.8
Leijonan valttikortit:
Leijona hallitsee tulisen elementtinsä, keskittää voimansa ja kerää itselleen arvovaltaa.
Hän on avarakatseinen ihmistyyppi, innokas, suorapuheinen ja ylpeä itsestään.
Leijonalla on kyky vakuuttaa muut omista kyvyistään ja käännyttää muut omalle kannalleen. Hän on esiintyjä, jolla on tarve olla esillä ja herättää kuulijoissa vastakaikua,
saada palautetta ja kerätä ihailua omalla alallaan.
Leijona osaa olla suvaitsevainen, lämpöä ja iloa levittävä ihminen.
Luovuus on omaa esiintymistä ja vallankäyttö johtamista, organisoimista ja
tuloksellista ohjaamista.

Leijonan heikkoudet:
Ensimmäisenä ja näkyvimpänä heikkoutena on oman merkityksen suurentelu
ja sen lieveilmiöinä mahtailevuus, pöyhkeys, kaiken ulkoistaminen, ylimielisyys, mahtipontisuus
ja itsekkyys.
Psyykkisesti epävarma Leijona on altis liioittelemaan, vaatimaan huomionosoituksia ja
nostamaan itseään jalustalle.

Rakkaus:
Leijonan tulee tiedostaa alitajuinen tarpeensa päästä toteuttamaan omaa luovuuttaan
juuri itselleen kuuluvalla sektorilla, joka tosin voi vaihdella
elämäntilanteiden muuttuessa moneenkin kertaan.
Se kulloinenkin oma juttu ei aina löydy niin helpolla,
mutta ilman tietoista etsintää se voi jäädä pimentoon koko loppuelämäksi
ja sitähän me emme toivo tapahtuvaksi yhdellekään lähellämme olevalle Leijonalle.
Elämäänsä tyytymätön Leijona osaa sen verran loistavasti jakaa
pahan olonsa myös muitten kärsittäväksi.
Elämäänsä tyytyväinen Leijona taas loistaa jakamatonta iloa,
huolenpitoa ja hyväksyntää kaikille kohtaamilleen ihmisille.

Seksi:
Rakkauselämässään Leijona on maailman ihanin ja huomaavaisin kumppani,
joka osaa kannustaa ja tukea puolisoaan sekä sanoin että teoin.
Mutta auta armias jos rakkaus pääsee syystä tai toisesta ruostumaan tai
keskinäinen luottamus kärsii pahan karille ajon niin silloin koittaa vaikeat ajat,
sillä Leijona hallitsee myös ilkeyden ja kylmyyden synkeät salaisuudet niin halutessaan. Seksuaalisesti Leijona on narsisti, jonka täytyy kokea olevansa ehdottomasti numero YKSI.
Silloin kun hän saa osakseen kumppaninsa jakamattoman huomion osaa hän sekä nauttia että tuottaa nautintoa tavalla joka saa myös kumppanin tuntemaan itsensä kuninkaalliseksi.
Kenenkään ei ole syytä jättää Leijonaa kakkostilalle elämässään
ellei sitten satu olemaan pahemman luokan masokisti,
sillä ennemmin tai myöhemmin Leijona tulee maksamaan kärsimänsä vääryydet
korkoineen takaisin.

Tyttö katsoo peiliin
Kertoisko jotain kuvastin
Takaseinältä katsoo silmät
Matt Damonin
Hän pukee päälleen kevyen meikin
Varjolla leikin
Aina joku häntä satuttaa

Epävarmuuden puuskassaan kolmatta paitaa
Hän päälleen sovittaa, nyt kelvata saa
Isä tulee eteisessä vastaan
Tyttö silmää vilkuttaa, mutta Matt Damon ei vastaa

Siellä jossain on se luvattu maa jossa sua
uljas prinssi odottaa, sille saat antautua
Siellä jossain on se kaukainen maa
Se vielä on unelmaa
Voisko sen kartalta joku osoittaa
En jaksaisi enempää odottaa

Voisko joku auttaa
Miksi täällä kaikki on niin julmaa
Kuuleeko kukaan
Siellä jossain voi olla joku
Joka muakin vois rakastaa
Siellä jossain voi olla se maa

Hän katsoo peiliin
Kertoisko jotain kuvastin
Takaisin tuijottaa tyttö tuo kaunehin
Hän aikoo mennä nyt nukkumaan
Mutta unta ei saa, kun hän arasti aavistaa
Täytyy kai jaksaa odottaa
Siellä jossain voi olla se maa

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