Monica: I'm getting married today! I think I just cracked a rib. But I don't care, because today's my wedding day! My day is finally here!
Phoebe: You know, she might not even notice Chandler's gone.
Joey: Dearly beloved, I'm sorry I'm a little late. You may be confused by this now, but you won't be, Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, let's get started before the groom takes off again. I've known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I've left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows.