She'd never lose her nerve
She's more than you deserve
She's just far better than me
She's almost 6 feet tall
She must think I'm a flea
I'm really a cat you see
And it's not my last life at all
For you, I'd give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
If it made you stay, but you won't.