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Anne päätti avanta silmänsä maailmaan eräänä myrskyisenä iltapäivänä. Kauempaa näki että hänestä tuli nainen. Perhe oli pikkuinen ja he söivät vain kerran kuussa. Koulussa hän ei osannut mitään, siellä häntä autettiin.

Jo opiskeluaikoina häntä alkoi vihastuttamaan näppylät, niinpä elannonansaitsemiskeinoksi tuli leikkihevoset.

Anne kehittyi kymmenennelläkymmenellä varsin kiltiksi. Päähänsä hän sai siniset hiukset, sekä valkoiset silmät.
Lapiointikyvystä johtuen hän oli todella mukava. Lempiruokaansa sipulipizzaa hän sai työskennellen kodinkalustajana.

Anne ei tupakoi mutta käyttää nuuskaa ollessaan urheilutapahtumassa. Alkoholia hän juo bileissä.

Hän löysi itselleen puolison jonka kanssa ei päässyt naimisiin.

Sen pituinen se.

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Yritä kirjottaa oikein silmät kiinni, sen jälkeen haasta 3 kaveriasi. Älä korjaa jos tulee virheitä!

1. sä oot kaunis: sä oot kaunis
2. näytät aivan apinalta kuten siskosikin: näytät aivan aounalta kuten siskisukin
3. oon rakastunut suhun ihan kybäl : oon rakasrunur sugub ihan kyväl
4. anna ruokaa, mulla on nälkä: anna ruokaa, mulla ob nälkä
5. pissiksiä ei tueta: pissiksiä ei tueta
6. mä kutsun sut mun synttäreille: mä kutsun sut mun synttäreille


Haastan: ocean_born85, H\T ja timppa77

VASTAA OMALLA ALKUKIRJAIMELLA ALKAVALLA SANALLA

Olen:
Haluan:
Minulla on:
Toivon:
Vihaan:
Pelkään:
Kuulen:
Pohdin:
Rakastan:
Minuun koskee:
Minä aina:
Minä en ole:
Laulan:
Itken:
En ole aina:

ENSIMMÄINEN...
1. Paras ystävä: lapsuudessa yks vaan
2. Suudelma: enpä muista
3. Lemmikki: kisu
4. Ihastus: tais olla tarhassa vai oliko se sittenkin esikoulussa en muista
5. Harrastus: ......

KOSKA VIIMEKSI...
1. Poltit tupakan: n.5min sitten
2. Joit alkoholia: noin kaks viikkoo takaperin
3. Ajoit autolla: kuukausi kuukausi sitten
4. Soitit: eilen
5. Nauroit: eilen
6. Kuuntelit musiikkia: aamulla
7. Itkit: 3 viikkoo sitten

OLETKO KOSKAAN...
1. Deittaillut yhtä parhaista ystävistäsi? hmm...
2. Ollut pidätettynä? noup
3. Uinut alastomana? jepulis
4. Ollut TV:ssä? noup
5. Harkinnut itsemurhaa? noup
6. Suudellut jotakuta ja katunut sitä? jeps
7. Pelännyt? no....

TÄLLÄ HETKELLÄ...
1. Mitä uraa harkitset? lähihoitajan
2. Paras ystäväsi: monta
3. Sinulla on päälläsi? hame ja paita

5 ASIAA JOTKA OLET TEHNYT TÄNÄÄN...
1. juonut kahvii
2. käyny röökil
3. kuunnellu musiikkia
4. ruokkinu kisun
5. tehny koulujuttui

Muistatko sinä, joka juuri luet tätä tekstiä ja tunnet minut
(esim. omistat puhelinnumeroni, olet paras kaverini, olet joskus jutellut kanssani jne.)
miten tapasimme?
Minä muistan (ehkä!) mutta muistatko sinä?
Ole kiltti ja kommentoi että tiedän sinun muistelleen meidän kaveruuttamme :)
Sinä, joka kommentoit (tai luit tätä) kopioi tämä omalle sivullesi ja ylläty siitä, miten moni sinut muistaakaan!

Pikatesti Blondille: Totta vai tarua - Häpy on Ruotsalainen auto.

Laulettuaan "Paljon onnea" pariskunta huomasi valinneensa väärän numeron.
"Se on OK." sanoi ääni toisessa päässä, "Te kaksi voitte käyttää harjoitteluun."


Mistä tiedät, että saippuaoopperat ovat kuvitteellisia?
Oikeassa elämässä miehet eivät ole helliä sängyn ulkopuolella.


Miksi morsiamet pukeutuvat valkoisiin?
Koska tiskaajan on hyvä sopia lieden ja jääkaapin väliin.


Miksi laihialaiset vihitään kanalassa?
Ettei riisi menisi hukkaan.


Mitä eroa on patterilla ja naisella?
Patterilla on positiivinen puoli.


Ruskeaverinen, blondi ja punapää ovat kaikki kolmannella luokalla. Kenellä on isoimmat tissit?
Blondilla, hän on 18.


Miksi ruåtsalaiset voivat syödä hullun lehmän lihaa?
Se vaikuttaa vain aivoihin


Miksi poikamies on laiha ja aviomies lihava?
Kun poikamies tulee kotiin, hän katsoo mitä on jääkaapissa ja menee sänkyyn.
Aviomies tulee kotiin, katsoo mitä on sängyssä ja menee jääkaapille.


Mikä on vaimon määritelmä?
Jotain, jota sinä nait sängyssä saadaksesi vaatteet silitetyksi.


Uusi tutkimusraportti osoittaa, että E vitamiini voi auttaa parantamaan muistin menetystä. Vai oliko se D vitamiini?


Mainessa mies katosi lumimyrskyssä ja pelastettiin kun helikopterin lämpökamerat hakeutuivat tupakansytyttimeen. Tupakkayhtiöt nopeasti osoittivat, että tupakointi pelasti miehen hengen.


Afrikkalainen ruletti:
Annat suihin kuudelle neekerinaiselle, joista yksi on kannibaali


Mikä ero on anopilla ja sikarilla?
Sikarissa ensimmäiset henkäykset ovat parhaat, anopissa viimeiset.


K: Miksi blondit jättävät tyhjän maitopurkin jääkaappiin?
V: Siltä varalta, että joku haluaa kahvin mustana.


K: Miksi yksinäiset naiset eivät voi pieraista?
V: Koska heillä ei ole persreikää, ennenkuin he menevät naimisiin!


K: Miksi sinä kutsut Blondia lesboa?
V: Tuhlaukseksi.


K: Mitä yhteistä on blondilla ja hyvällä oluella?
V: Molemmat menevät helposti alas.


K: Miten blondi ja jäätelötötterö eroavat toisistaan?
V: Jäätelotötterö ei nuolaise takaisin.


K: Miksi blondeilla on niin vahva seksuaalinen vietti?
V: Kuka siitä välittää?


Mies lähti merelle hukuttamaan murheensa. Kolmen päivän kuluttua anoppi ajautui rantaan.

Mitä naiset ajattelevat miehistä.

Mikä on miehen käsitys Helvetistä?
- Siellä on tuhansittain tuoppeja ja ihania naisia, tuopeissa on reikä, naisissa ei.

Miehille on vihdoinkin keksitty tehokas ehkäisykeino:
- Urheiluruutu ympäri vuorokauden.

Kun Jumala loi Aatamin, hän kysyi aivoista, millaiset tämä haluaa.
- Aatami kuuli kysymyksen olevan VAIVOISTA ja toivoi mahdollisimman pieniä ja huomaamattomia.

Mitä tapahtui naiselle, joka oppi ymmärtämään miehiä?
- Hän kuoli nauruun.

Miten saat selville millaista on elää ilman miestä?
- Mene naimisiin.

Mikä on miehen käsitys romanttisesta illasta?
- Kynttilöin valaistu jäähalli.

Mikä on miehen viiden A:n kriisi?
- Kun hän haluaa vaihtaa samaan aikaan akan, auton, asunnon, ammatin ja alushousut.

Miksi miehillä on yksi geeni enemmän kuin hevosilla?
- Jotteivät he joisi vesisangosta autoa pestessään.

Mitä sanoo mies istuessaan vedessä niin, että vesi yltää vyötärön yläpuolelle?
- Tämä menee yli minun ymmärrykseni.

Milloin mies on 1 euron arvoinen?
- Työntäessään ostoskärryjä.

Mitä tekee nainen, kun mies juoksee sik-sakkia puutarhassa?
- Jatkaa ampumista.

Miksi kätilöt läpsäyttävät vastasyntyneitä pepulle?
- Älykkäiltä tipahtaa tappi pois.

Mitä eroa on Chappi-koiranruoalla ja miehellä?
- Chapissa on enemmän aivoja.

Miksi naisen pitää olla mieluummin kaunis kuin älykäs?
- Koska miehet ovat parempia näkemään kuin ajattelemaan.

Miksi kutsutaan miestä, joka on menettänyt 90 % aivokapasiteetistaan?
- Leskeksi.

Miksi miehet pitävät blondivitseistä?
- He ymmärtävät ne

Alla näkyy 150 eri elokuvaa. Merkitse, mitkä olet nähnyt ja jos menee yli 75 (eli puolet), sinulla ei ole elämää.
Haasta halujesi mukaan ystäväsi tekemään samoin ja saat nähdä kuinka paljon he ovat kuluttaneet aikaa videoiden parissa.

() Sinussa on se jokin
(1) Harry Potter: Viisasten kivi
(2) Harry Potter: Salaisuuksien kammio
(3) Harry Potter: Azkabanin vanki
(4) Harry Potter: Liekehtivä pikari
(5) Mr. and Mrs. Smith
() The Mexican
(6) Nemoa etsimässä
(7)Leijonakuningas
(8) Ocean's eleven
(9) Ocean's twelwe
() Spy Game
() Fight Glub
() Seven
() Thelma & Louise
() Grease
() Seitsemän vuotta Tiibetissä
(10) Pirates of the Caribbean
() Troija
() Starsky and Hutch
(11) Saw
() Mouling Rouge
(12) Scream
(13) Scream 2
(14) Scream 3
(15) Scary Movie
(16) Scary Movie 2
() Scary Movie 3
(17) The Grinch
(18) American Pie
(19) American Pie 2
(20) American Pie The Wedding
(21) i, Robot
(22) Teksasin moottorisahamurhaaja (alkuperäinen)
(23) Teksasin moottorisahamurhaaja (uudempi)
(24) Men in Black
(25) Men in Black 2
() The Village
() Along Came Polly
(26) Forrest Gump
(27) Deep Impact
() The Terminal
(28) Halloween
(29) The Ring
(30) The Ring 2
() Space Jam
() Chigaco
(31) Riku Rikas
(32) The Day After Tomorrow
() I am Sam
() Taru Sormusten Herrasta: Sormuksen ritarit
() Taru Sormusten Herrasta: Kaksi tornia
() Taru Sormusten Herrasta: Kuninkaan paluu
() Ten Things I Hate About You
(33) Just Married
() Painajainen Elm Streetillä
(34) Titanic
(35) Romeo & Julia
(36) Tiedän mitä teit viime kesänä
(37)Independence Day
(38) Bad Boys
(39) Bad Boys 2
(40) ET
(41) Yksin kotona
(42) Yksin kotona 2
(43) Yksin kotona 3
() Mio poikani Mio
() Katto Kassinen
(44) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
() Calendar Girls
() Catch Me If You Can
() Spider-Man
(45) Spider-Man 2
() The Fifth Element
() Air Force One
() Sound of Music
() Terminaattori
() Terminaattori 2
() Vanilla Sky
() Addams Family
(46) Ace Ventura
(47) Valehtelija, valehtelija
() Hevoskuiskaaja
() 8 mile
(48) Die Hard
() Eurotrip
(49) Deep Blue Sea
(50) Casper
() Alexander
() Save the Last Dance
() Pretty Woman
() Melkein julkkis
() Uneton Seattlessa
() Top Gun
(51) Sairaan kaunis maailma
() Cast Away
() Wicker Park
(52) Kuka sanoo tahdon?
(53) Vuosi nuoruudestani
() Shrek
() Shrek 2
() Viimeinen Samurai
() Kimpassa
(54) Fucking Åmål
(55) Saksikäsi Edward
() Vihreä maili
() Amelie
(56) The Truman Show
() School of Rock
() Big Fish
(57) Pelastakaa sotamies Rayan
(58) Austin Powers
(59) Austin Powers: Kultamuna
()Pelikaanimies
() Blues Brothers
(60) Blues Brothers 2000
(61) Aristokatit
() Piano
(62) American Beauty
(63) Pahat Pojat
(64) Pitkä kuuma kesä
() Honey
(65) Notting Hill
(66) Kummelin kultakuume
() Morsian karkuteillä
(67) Karhuveljeni Koda
(68) Herrasmiesliiga
(69) Pieni suklaapuoti
() Kauna
() Helmiä ja sikoja
(70) Erin Brochowich
() Ihmeperhe
() Kellopeliappelsiini
() King Arthur
() Koirankynnen leikkaaja
() Heinähattu ja Vilttitossu
() Dancer in the Dark
() Lapsia ja aikuisia
() Unbreakable
() Jali ja suklaatehdas
() Boys don't cry
() Syksy New Yorkissa
(71) Kuutamolla
(72) Kaverini mahtava Joe
() Olimme sotilaita
(73) Häjyt
() Pikkunaisia
() Kukkia ja sidontaa
(74) Meet Joe Black

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