special j dit :
please go see him instead of me
special j dit :
please.
Timothy Trost dit :
hey hey
Timothy Trost dit :
i did not pick him up in a bar
special j dit :
me neither....
special j dit :
it was my evil twin sister
Timothy Trost dit :
yes your evil twin sister
Timothy Trost dit :
who unfortunately has the same cell number as you
special j dit :
and she died
special j dit :
so i really need to go instead of her
Timothy Trost dit :
yeah
Timothy Trost dit :
sorries
special j dit :
too bad that unlike my recently deceased sister, i prefer women
special j dit :
which makes things very complicated
Timothy Trost dit :
well yeah, but you could just try and explain that to him?
special j dit :
i have these weird guys calling me and i don't know what to do
special j dit :
that'd be funny!!
special j dit :
"Staudi...i'm a lesbian."
special j dit :
"i'm really sorry."
Timothy Trost dit :
i don't think he'd understand the concept of you being a lesbian
special j dit :
probably not
Timothy Trost dit :
german word is lesbisch
Timothy Trost dit :
it's pretty close
special j dit :
okay
special j dit :
:DDDD
special j dit :
i'll give it a try
Timothy Trost dit :
this sounds like a terrible idea
special j dit :
if i was a terrible, terrible person
special j dit :
i would do it just to see what happens
special j dit :
i've never done that before
special j dit :
oh i have!
special j dit :
kind of
Timothy Trost dit :
do it
special j dit :
i told one guy i couldn't see him because there was a girl in my life
Timothy Trost dit :
nice
special j dit :
he was like
special j dit :
"oh..."
special j dit :
"oh..well if you ever need anything, let me know...."
Timothy Trost dit :
hahaha
Timothy Trost dit :
well is a girl putting you down for another girl better or worse than a girl ditching you for another guy?
special j dit :
a lot better
Timothy Trost dit :
really?
Timothy Trost dit :
shouldn't it be the same?
special j dit :
then i could really say "it's not you....you're a great guy,staudi."
Timothy Trost dit :
ahh
special j dit :
"it's just the way god made me."
Timothy Trost dit :
hahaha
Timothy Trost dit :
this is true
Timothy Trost dit :
well, you could do that.... or you could just hang out with him for an hour and then go home?
special j dit :
that'd probably be more simple
Timothy Trost dit :
but less amusing