IRC-Galleria

So you think you had a hard childhood? Well fluck you! It's got nothing on mine! My mom practically kicked me out of the house before I was 13 and I never even met my dad. My only friend until I was 10 was this faggot prick next door who would always kick my ass and tell me I wasn't worth shit. It's not like I even had a choice. The town had like 9 flucking people in it, I shit you not! My entire adolescence was about moving from place to place, trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.

You think that's the worse? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang out with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake, sure, but damn she was a total nymph! She must have been a sadist because she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me about how she loves to get wet.

But dear God the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT avoid! You know the couples that are absolutely sickening... Like they wear matching outfits and finishes each other's sentences? Yeah, they were flucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear this thing would never shut the fluck up!

Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town fighting with other kids my age, and sometimes even adults. The only thing that kept me going was my dream of someday being a Pokemon Master!