"Ou you mean like pool?"
"Fuck off pool! I don't wag with a straight stick but with a little fucked up stick!"
"Ou y mean like croquet?"
"Fuck croquet!! I put the hole hundreds of yards away!"
"You mean like bowling?"
"Fuck no! No,i put shit in the way,like trees and bushes and high grass or something, so you can
lose your fucking ball!"