IRC-Galleria

Tunnusta mitä näistä omistat:

[ ] nallen, jonka vieressä nukut ( hauvan vieres nukun )
[x] vaaleanpunaiset alushousut
[x] tarrakirjan ( on se jossai tuol )
[ ] pornolehden
[ ] Antti Tuiskun levyn
[x] ex-poika- tai tyttöystäväsi valokuvan

Myönnä, mitä näistä oletkaan tehnyt:

[x] oksentanut humalatilassa
[x] polttanut tupakkaa
[x] käynyt pomppulinnassa, vaikka olet ollut sinne liian vanha
[x] käynyt pallomeressä, vaikka olet ollut sinne liian vanha
[x] haukkunut kaveriasi selän takana ilman syytä
[x] liftannut tuntemattoman kyytiin
[ ] kiusannut vakavissasi
[x] saanut jonkun sanoillasi itkemään
[x] pettänyt vanhempiesi luottamuksen
[x] huutanut jollekin niin kovaa, kuin kurkustasi lähtee

Millaiset treffit seuraavista haluaisit:

[ ] kahvi ja mukava pieni kahvila
[x] illallinen romanttisessa ravintolassa
[x] piknik viltillä
[ ] lempibändisi keikka
[ ] baari, humala
[ ] luistelu
[x] mökki, soutuvene, sauna
[x] kynttilöitä, itse tehty illallinen
[x] kävely
[ ] ajelu autolla ympäri kotikaupunkiasi
[x] huvipuisto
[ ] hesburger

Mitä näistä teet joka päivä:

[x] laulat
[x] pidät hauskaa
[x] tapaat ystäviäsi
[x) opiskelet
[ ] teet töitä
[x] kuuntelet musiikkia
[x] katsot televisiota
[x] laittaudut peilin edessä
[ ] tanssahtelet
[x] kiukkuat
[x] naurat
[ ] käyttäydyt hyvin
[x] autat apua tarvitsevaa, jos se kohdalle sattuu
[ ] luet
[x] käyt galleriassa
[] ajattelet ja ikävöit ystävää/ystäviä
[ ] valehtelet

Mitkä seuraavista kuvaa sinua parhaiten:

[ ] kostonhaluinen
[ ] ilkeä
[x] siisti
[x] itsekäs
[ ] kaunis/komea
[x] terve
[ ] sohvaperuna
[ ] kiltti
[ ] epätoivoinen
[<3] rakastunut
[ ] yksinäinen
[x] onnekas
[ ] ihmeellinen
[ ] erilainen
[ ] ahkera
[ ] auttavainen

KUKA BIG BROTHER ASUKAS OLET?

KADI
[ ] Horoskoopiltani olen Leijona.
[x] Minulla on huumorintajua.
[ ] Olen puoliksi ulkomaalainen.
[x] Olen iloinen persoona.
[ ] En siedä tylsiä ja pessimistisiä ihmisiä.


JARKKO
[x] Horoskoopiltani olen Vesimies.
[x] Haavelein/Haaveilin jääkiekonammattia.
[x] Äitini on paras tukeni.
[ ] Olen hymypoika.
[x] Olen luotettava, ystävällinen ja rehellinen.


SAULI
[ ] Horoskoopiltani olen Oinas.
[x] Periaate: Hiukset hyvin kaikki hyvin!
[x] Olen iloinen ja hauska.
[x] En siedä tiukkapipoja.
[ ] Minulla on pisamia.


SUVI
[ ]Horoskoopiltani olen Kaksonen.
[x] Myöhästelen.
[x] Pidän valokuvaamisesta.
[x] Tykkään chillailla ja pelleillä ystävieni kanssa.
[x] Olen hupsuttelija.


FARBOD
[ ] Horoskoopiltani olen Härkä.
[ ] Olen aito ja suorapuheinen.
[x] Harrastan jalkapalloa.
[x] Tykkään kertoa juttuja.
[ ] Olen aika outo.


NIKO
[ ] Horoskoopiltani olen Rapu.
[ ] Urheilu on elämäni.
[x] Bileet on kivoja.
[ ] Olen yllytyshullu.
[x] Vihaan seläntakana puhumista.


RIITTA
[x] Pidän shoppailusta.
[x] Tykkään laulaa karaokea.
[x] Puhun silloin, kun pitäisi olla hiljaa.
[ ] Haaveilen/Haaveilin tanssijanammatista.
[x] Keskustelen henkeviä.

JARKKO SUVI JA RIITTA ! :D

KYLLÄ VAI EI/EN

- Oletko saanut suukon: - kyllä
- Oletko saanut postikortin: - kyllä
- Onko sinulla oma huone: - kyllä
- Onko sinulla lemmikki: - ei enää
- Onko sinulla oma kone: - kyllä
- Onko sinulla sisko/siskoja: - kyllä
- Oletko sinkku: - en
- Onko sinulla msn: - kyllä
- Oletko hyvä koulussa: - no miten sen nyt ottaa :D
- Vihaatko jotakin ihmistä juuri nyt: - en
- Onko sinulla oma TV: - kyllä
- Kuunteletko musiikkia: - kyllä
- Oletko itkenyt: - kyllä

MINKÄLAINEN/MINKÄLAISET:
- Hiirimatto: - sininen
- Huone: - ihan jees
- Harrastus: - jalkapollen
- Hiukset: - tämmöset ruskeet
- Kaverit: - ihania<3
- Housut sinulla on juuri nyt: - farkut
- Päiväsi oli: - tähä asti iha jees
- Lävistys/Lävistykset: korvis
- Silmät: - sini vihreet
- Puhelin: - no en tiedä:D joku paska :o

OLETKO:
- Nähnyt jonkun kuolevan: - en
- Tappanut jonkun: - en
- Istunut vankilassa: - en
- Nähnyt jonkun kuolleen ihmisen/eläimen: - joo
- Ollut rakastunut: - riippuu mihin ? :D
- Naimisissa: - en
- Tanssinut tangoa: - emmä tiiä
- Leikkinyt poliisia ja rosvoa: - joo
- Shoppaillut: - joo
- Jälkässä: - joo

KETÄ...
...halasit viimeksi? - tonii<3
...ajattelit viimeks? - no kokeessa ajattelin maita :D ja tonii<3

MINKÄ...
...värinen puhelin sulla on? - sininen
...väriset alusvaatteet sulla on nyt päälläs? - valkoset jos on jotai juttui
...värinen näppis sulla on tietsikassa? - musta

OLETKO KOSKAAN..
...tappanut ötökkää ja saanut siitä omantunnontuskia? - een
...itkenyt katsoessasi Titanicia? - vähän
...uinut vaatteet päällä? - kyllä
...laulanut vesisateessa? - on sitä tultuu laulettuu
...pureskellut kynsiä? - joo o
...vienyt ystäväsi jätkän/muijan? - mm emmä tiiä :D
...jättäny ystäväsi pulaan? - varmaa
...luvannut olevasi syömättä karkkia? -joo
...hyppinyt trampoliinilla vesisateessa? - joo

OLETKO TÄLLÄ HETKELLÄ...
...väsynyt vai pirteä? - no iha pirteee
...enemmän blondi vai brunette? - brune
...vihainen? - en
...ihastunut? - juu
...ihan pihalla? - en?
...tyytyväinen vai epätyytyväinen elämääsi? - tyytyväine

MILLOIN VIIMEKSI...
...otit digikameralla itsestäsi kuvia? - varmaa toissa päivänä
...kuuntelit TikTakia? - emmä muista
...kuuntelit Backstreet Boysia? - öö varmaa tos kuukaus sitte :D
...kuuntelit Spice Girlsia? - emmä muista
...ostit karkkia? - öö en muista
...söit kakkua? - en muista

10 ASIAA RAKKAUSELÄMÄSTÄSI

01. Oletko koskaan ollut rakastunut: hmm kyllä.
02. Uskotko rakkauteen: uskon!
03. Oletko koskaan särkenyt kenenkään sydäntä: no kyllä varmaa :D
05. Onko kukaan särkenyt sinun sydäntä: eih kait :o
06. Oletko koskaan ihastunut ystävääsi: mitä vittuuu? en usko :D
07. Oletko koskaan rakastanut/ihastunut jotain, mutta et ole kertonut tälle?: ööö joo :D
08. Pelkäätkö sitoutumista: en oikee.
09. Onko sinulla koskaan ollut salainen ihailija: no emmä tiiä ;) voipi olla ! :D
10. Uskotko rakkauteen ensi silmäyksellä: no emmä tiedä tämmösii :D

10 SITÄ JA HIEMAN TÄTÄ

01. Rakkaus vai raha: RAKKAUS
02. Vahvat viinat vai olut/lonkero/siideri: vahvat viinat, no kaikki noi ;o
04. Yhden yön juttu vai suhde: suhde
05. Tv vai internet: Tv ja internet
06. Pepsi vai cola: cola
07. Villit illat baanalla vai rauhalliset illat kotosalla: villit illat ja joskus myös kotosal :)
08. Värilliset vai musta-valkokuvat: no käy kummatki.
09. Puhelimitse vai kasvotusten: kasvotusten !
10. Mese vai sähköposti: msn

10 OLETKO KOSKAAN

01. Oletko koskaan jäänyt kiinni hiippaillessa ulos: en
02. Oletko koskaan käynyt naku-uinnilla: no ooon möksäl ;)
03. Oletko koskaan tehnyt jotain, jota kadut: OLEN :(
04. Oletko koskaan hypännyt benji-hyppyä: en ? :o
06. Oletko koskaan syönyt litraa jäätelöä yhden vuorokauden aikana: no en iha
07. Oletko koskaan välittänyt jostakusta niin paljon, että se sattuu: hmm emmä tiiä
08. Oletko koskaan itkenyt elokuvaa katsoessa: oon.
09. Oletko koskaan karannut kotoa: no en. tai ehkä joo :D
10. Oletko koskaan kompuroinut ja loukannut itsesi: juu.

10 OLETKO

01. Kaipaatko jotakuta tällä hetkellä: no joo <3
02. Oletko iloinen: olen !
03. Puhutko kenenkään kanssa as we speak: öööh
04. Oletko tylsistynyt: no en oikee
05. Oletko saksalainen: en !
06. Oletko venäläinen: en !
07. Oletko koulussa: oon :S
08. Oletko kynttilöiden polttaja: joskus kyllä tulee poltetttuu
09. Oletko idiootti: joskus

10. Tykkäätkö jostakusta tällä hetkellä: tykkkään !

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ÄITI

1.Kuukausi
Äiti olen vain noin parikymmentä senttiä pitkä, mutta minulla on kaikki elimet. Rakstan ääntäsi.Joka kerta kun kuulen sen, heiluttelen käsiäni ja jalkojani. Sydämesi syke on lempi unilauluni.

2.Kuukausi
Äiti, tänään opin imemään peukaloani. Jos näkisit minut, voisin sanoa että olen selvästi vauvva. En ole vielä kuitenkaa tarpeeksi iso selviytymään kotini ulkopuolella. Täällä on niin mukavaa ja lämmintä.

3.Kuukausi
Arvaa mitä äiti! Minä olen tyttö! Toivottavasti se tekee sinut onnelliseksi. Haluan sinun olevan onnellinen. En tykkää siitä kun itket, kuulostat niin surulliselta. Se tekee minut surulliseksi myös ja itken kanssasi vaikket kuulekkaan minua.

4.Kuukausi
Äiti,hiukseni ovat alkaneet kasvamaan. Ne ovat melko lyhyet ja ohuet, mutta sitä kasvaa vielä paljon enemmän. Käytän paljon aikaani harjoittelemalla osaan kääntää päätäni ja heiluttelen sormiani ja varpaitani ja venytellä käsiäni ja jalkojani. Olen myöskin hyvä siinä.

5.Kuukausi
Kävit taas lääkärillä. Äiti, hän valehteli sinulle. Hän sanoi etten ole vauva. Minä olen vauva, sinun vauvasi. Ajattelen ja tunnen. Äiti, mikä on abortti?

6.Kuukausi
Kuulen taas sen lääkärin äänen. En pidä hänestä, hän vaikuttaa kylmältä ja sydämmettömältä. Jotain tunkeutuu kotiini. Lääkäri kutsui sitä neulaksi. Äiti, mikä se on? Se polttaa! Laita hänet lopettamaan! En pääse karkuun siltä! Äiti auta minua!

7.Kuukausi
Äiti, olen kunnossa. Olen Jumalan sylissä. Hän kertoi minulle abortista. Mikset sinä halunnut minua äiti?


Jokainen abortti on yksi pysäytetty sydän enemmän. Ole kiltti, kuka tahansa joka luet tätä merkintää, laita tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi.