IRC-Galleria

WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
BLACK FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BLACK FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BLACK FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we f*cked up...but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BLACK FRIENDS: Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BLACK FRIENDS: Keep your sh*t so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BLACK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BLACK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I' m home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BLACKFRIENDS: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "B*tch, you better drink the rest of that, I bought that dam it !!!!!!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will knock them the f*ck out!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Are always rushing you to get somewhere.
BLACK FRIENDS: Are always saying "hold on", "wait", "don't trip out, we'll get there."

WHITE FRIENDS: Attend feast days for the food and hospitality.
BLACK FRIENDS: Stay for the feast days after party.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will crack up and forward it to all their other BLACK friends!!!!!