There was a boy, we'll call her Benny
And a girl, let's call her Lucy
Now I can't stress this point too strongly...
This story isn't real.
Now our Lucy must decide
Who will be the boy that she casts aside?
Will Benny be the one who she loves truly?
Or will it be the one who we'll call... Loolie?
She must decide, She must decide,
even though I made her up, she must decide!