IRC-Galleria

"And squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, and occasionally, they stop and go *gasp*, as if they're going,

"Did I leave the gas on?
...
No!
I'm a fucking squirrel!"

And occasionally they go,

"Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit."

---

"Hi!
I'm Crazy Eddie! I put babies on spikes.
Do you want a rack of babies? We've got babies on racks!
Mmm, they taste of chicken!"

---

"Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sinÂ… I poked a badger with a spoon."

"I've never heard of that one before! Five Hail Mary's and two Hello, Dolly's."

"Oh, all right..."

"Bless me, Father, for I have slept with my next door neighbor's wife."

"Heard it! I want an original sin."

"Oh, I'm terribly sorry!"

---

"Oh, I'm - oh, oh..."

"What is it, Lieutenant Sebastian?"

"It's just the Rebels, sir. They're here."

"My God, man! Do they want tea?"

"No, I think they're after something more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag."

"Damn, that's dash cunning of them! Ah, Lord Vader!"

“Uh, hello. Hello. Look, I'm Lord Vader and just pay a-bloody-ttention, all right? Luke, Luke, the Force is strong with you."

"Is it?"

"Yeah."

"Well, who told you that?"

"Some bloke! Yeah, he said the Force was really rather strong with you."

"Well, how strong?"

"Uh, as strong as a small pony."

"Oooh, that's quite strong, that is."