I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS,so I MUST be sleeping with them.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.