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Just wanted to let you know. Or better yet, remind you.

I'm better than everyone. I kick ass at everything. The other day, someone cut
me off on the freeway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road.
Nobody is as good as I am.

Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well.

All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask "so how
come you rule so much?"

One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just
kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best.

I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me
because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am.


THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME.
I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE.

If I weren't me, I'd wish I was.

I love me.

Love, Me