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You: yo
You: asl
Stranger: Stranger!? Hey it's me again!!
You: ooh
You: HI!
Stranger: I was talking to you just before!
You: could it be you?
You: COULD IT BE THAT STRANGER???
Stranger: what? are there more than one "stranger"s on here?
You: nope
You: its me
You: you good ol' friend who likes to bash his balls in with a hammer
Stranger: then it is you! How have you been!? Did you see the doctor about that rash?
You: oh ye
You: he said that
You: i shouldnt chat with people here because it makes me stressed out
Stranger: and causes a rash?
You: and stress
You: aye
Stranger: wow
You: but since you are my good friend
You: i hope it doesnt matter
You: ;)
Stranger: why thank you
Stranger: you just let me know if that "area" starts to red up again
You: you could clean it up
Stranger: you've learned beter english since we talked last
You: ohh i took a quick course on english
Stranger: Oh, was that the one the nice spanish lady down the road was talking to you about?
You: ohh she was the cause of my rash.. in 'that area'
Stranger: not the stress from your 3 wives then?
Stranger: did you get another woman!?
You: no it was the spanish woman who started it
Stranger: Oh Peadro!
You: i went to her house for a coffee
You: and then i ended up getting the rash..
Stranger: from the coffee??
You: well
You: one thing led to another
You: you know
You: ;)
Stranger: you slept with the old fat spanish woman!?
You: .... I REGRET IT SO MUCh
Stranger: wouldn't Angela be distressed if she found out?
You: WHY DID I PUT MY PENIS INTO HER FILTHY VAGINA???
You: ohh
You: she already know
You: s
You: i gave her the rash too..
Stranger: you'd better watch it's not swine flu
You: no the doctor said its just good old aids
Stranger: I've heard thats quite big in Mexico
Stranger: Does AIDS give you a rash now?
You: no worries my friend
You: yes
You: it does
Stranger: just as well it's not cancer. That the only one people care about now
You: yeah
You: so anyway
Stranger: and how are the kids?
You: where did you live again.. sorry
Stranger: Detroit
Stranger: with my son
You: oh i see
Stranger: Anyway, I was asking about the kids
You: my kids.. jack, bob, and jacqueline
You: they are fine
Stranger: who?
You: infact, little bob just learned his first word yesterday!
Stranger: I thought you told me they were Bret, Alandra and... Oh I cant remember the last
Stranger: are you sure you're Peadro?
You: ermm
You: OH SHIT LOOK THE CAR IS DRIVING TOWARDS US
You: *vanishes*
You have disconnected.


the time interval with the ermm and OH SHIT LOOK THE CAR IS DRICING TOWARDS US. was infact about 15 seconds :) yet again. one true story has come upon us