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1) Mitä yhteistä on miehillä ja katkaravuilla?
- Kaikesta muusta nauttii paitsi päästä.

2) Mitä yhteistä on delfiineillä ja miehillä?
- Sanotaan että he ovat älykkäitä, mutta kukaan ei pysty todistamaan sitä.

3) Mitä yhteistä on miehellä ja mikroaaltouunilla?
- Molemmat kuumenevat 15 sekunnissa.

4) Miksi miehet ovat miehiä ja rotat rottia?
- Rotat saivat valita ensin.

5) Miksi miehet eivät voi olla sekä hyvännäköisiä että älykkäitä?
- Koska sitten he olisivat naisia.

6) Miksi paristot ovat parempia kuin miehet?
- Koska paristoilla on sentään yksi positiivinen puoli.

7) Miksi tarvitaan miljoona siittiötä hedelmöittämään yksi munasolu?
- Koska siittiöt ovat miespuolisia ja eivätkä tietystikään kysy tietä.

8) Miksi miehiä symboloi kirjan Q?
- Iso nolla jolla on häntä.

9) Mitä yhteistä on miehillä ja videoilla?
- Eteenpäin, taaksepäin, eteenpäin, taaksepäin, stop, eject.

10) Miksi miesten äly on arvokkaampaa kuin naisten?
- Koska se on harvinaisempaa.

11) Mikä on miehen käsitys Helvetistä?
- Siellä on tuhansittain tuoppeja ja ihania naisia, tuopeissa on reikä, naisissa ei.

12) Miehille on vihdoinkin keksitty tehokas ehkäisykeino.
- Urheiluruutu ympäri vuorokauden.


13) Kun Jumala loi Aatamin, Hän kysyi aivoista. Aatami kuuli
kysymyksen olevan vaivoista ja toivoi mahdollisimman pieniä ja huomaamattomia.

14) Mitä tapahtui naiselle, joka oppi ymmärtämään miehiä?
- Hän kuoli nauruun.

15) Miten saat selville millaista on elää ilman miestä?
- Mene naimisiin.

16) Mistä mies tietää olevansa luuseri?
- Kun hän soittaa seksipuhelimeen ja siellä sanotaan: Ei tänään, minulla on korvasärkyä.

17) Mikä on miehen käsitys romanttisesta illasta?
- Kynttilöin valaistu jäähalli.

Vapaa vkloppu tiedossa, eli perjantaina lappariin ja lauantaina takas kpo. Tilipäivä takana ja "ura" putki edessä. xD
On sitä odotettukin, et pääsee pitkästä aikaa käväsemään tuvilla, ku nykyään se on niin harvinaista herkkua.
Harmi vaan ettei enää oo Maisaa kuskaamassa tuville ja yöllä takas kotiin. Nyt saa kylmässä värjötellä, mut pikku tuiskeessa ja Hannan seurassa sekin matka (n. 1km) taittuu keposesti. :D
Ja sit jos koittais hieman lauantaina nauttia Kuopion baareista, kävis pasarissa ja kenties virtasessakin. :P Tanssis ja pitäs muutenkin hauskaa..
Rahaa pitäs kuitenkin saada säästettyä, ku ens kuussa ois tarkoitus lähtee vklopuks hesaan Maisan luo ---> shoppailemaan ja kenties hieman baareilemaankin. :D

Loppu loma ja alko työt.. suoraan sanottuna vituttaa!
Onneks kuitenkii eka päivä meni melko nopeaan, et ei tarvinnu koko ajan kelloo katella, mut kyllä sitä koko ajan innolla ootti, et pääs kotiin syömään ja röhnöttämään. :P
Ja kaiken huipuks sain paskaa niskaan heti ku töihin saavuin.. Kuulemma ollu tosi huonoo myyntiä ja muutenkin on todella paljon parantamisen varaa. :D Kuulostaa kohtalokkaalta!
Mut ihanaa oli päästä kattomaan mitä kaikkee uutta kamaa sinne oli tullut.. ja kaikkia ihanuuksiahan sitä olikin.. <3 Et seuraava palkka meneekin sit ihan kokonaan shoppailuun! :P

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Tulikin laskettua hiukka väärin - huomenna tulee tasan kuukausi täyteen tätä mun tissuttelua :D
Vahvoilla ollaan.
Alunperin oli tarkoitus putki lopettaa siihen, kunnes työkaveri muistutti 12 päivä olevasta iltamasta työporukan kanssa. :D Eli eihän sitä vielä sit voi lopettaa ennen ku ne iltamat on ohi :D
Viikon jos tosiaan vielä jatkais ja kahtois sit et mikä on tilanne... xD

Kaksi tosi uuvuttavaa iltavuoroa takana ja vielä olisi huomenna aamuvuoro ja sitten olisikin tiedossa perjantaista maanantaihin vapaata. :D Kyllä nyt kelpaa.. Kunhan vaan jotain tekemistä keksisi, kun Anttikin on töissä. Mut jos sitä vaan jois kulta lonkkua parvekkeella ja ottais arskaa..
Sais munkin kalkkilaivan kapteenin ihon hieman kullertavaksi :D
Mut nyt.. salkkareita kattomaan.. :P

Kuinka hyvin tunnet sisaruksesi?

Mikäli sinulla on useampi sisarus niin valitse heistä yksi.
Tehtyäsi tämän haasta siskosi/veljesi samaan!


1. Hänen nimensä on?: Maisa Annika

2. Koska hän on syntynyt?: 21.12 '89

3. Milloin hän viettää nimipäiväänsä?: joko kesä/heinäkuun 2.päivä

4. Millaista musiikkia hän kuuntelee?: jotain ihme japanipoppia :D

5. Tiedätkö kuka on hänen paras ystävänsä?: no en tod. tiedä

6. Miten kuvailisit häntä?: pöllii kaiken mahdollisen entisestä huoneestani ilman lupaa ja haisee ihan ihme suitsutuksille. :D

7. Paras ohje mitä hän on sinulle koskaan antanut?: ohjeita kyllä satelee, muttei ne koskaan oo mitään hyödyttäny.

8. Muisto teistä jota et tule unohtamaan?: kinasteltiin lapsena keppihevosesta ja mä sain sen itselleni ja hakkasin sillä Maisaa. :D

9. Murehtiiko hän usein tekemisiäsi?: enpä usko.

10. Oletteko läheisiä?: ehket nyt enemmän, kun Maisa täytti 18.

11. Tiedätkö hänen salaisuutensa? : minkä niistä. en varmaankaan.

12. ...Entäs hän sinun?: ei.

13. Mitä hän sanoi sinulle viimeksi?: heippa. porukat heitti mut kämpille, nii toi oli vika sana.

14. Koska näit hänet viimeksi?: 25.5.2008, eli tänään.

15. Jos hän olisi eläin, niin mikä kuvastaisi häntä parhaiten?: apina. koittaa olla koko ajan maailman viisain ja älykkäin sekä oppia uusia asioita.

16. Millaista hänen elämänsä on tällä hetkellä?: koittaa päästä kouluun ja muuttaa sen myötä ensimmäiseen omaan kämppään.

17. Tappeletteko usein?: ei nykyään enää kovin usein.

18. Onko hän koskaan kieltänyt teidän olevan sukua?: useinhan tuo sitä on sanonu. :D

19. Oletteko samannäköisiä?: EI! ehdoton EI!

20. Keskusteletteko asioista?: ei, koska mua ei kovin syvälliset ja henkevät keskustelut kiinnosta.

21. Mikä/mitkä teitä yhdistää?: ei kai mikään.

22. Onko hän koskaan pitänyt puoliasi?: emmä tommosta tiiä.

23. Oletko nähnyt hänen itkevän, koska viimeksi?: joskus.. on kait siitä jo aikaa..

24. Kauneinta mitä hän on koskaan sinulle sanonut?: onko se koskaan mitään sellasta edes sanonu?

25. Millaista elämäsi olisi ilman häntä?: paha mennä sanomaan.

26. Asia, mistä hän ei koskaan luopuisi?: varmaan perhe.. !?

27. Hulluin asia mitä hän on koskaan tehnyt?: tai oikeestaan tyhmin.. pentuna se osti syntymäpäivänä saadulla rahalla (100mk) teboililta 10mk karkkipusseja. :D hah :D

28. Hänen suurin saavutuksensa?: ei se vielä mitään ihmeitä oo saavuttanu. ehkä sitten joskus.

29. Mistä hän huusi sinulle viimeksi?: en muista.

30. Mitä haluaisit sanoa hänelle nyt?: wasuup, dude?! :D

Pitkä vk loppu tiedossa, keskiviikkona sit seuraavan kerran töihin! Eilen (pe) tuli käytyä Passionissa ja oikeestaan ei edes paljon tullu otettua, mutta aamulla sen sitte huomas; kauhee päänsärky!
Ja se on jatkunu koko päivä, mut jospa se parilla tabulla loppus, et pääsis taas tänä iltana käymään jossain "parilla". :D
Nyt tässä kämpillä Antin kanssa napotetaan, toinen istuu koneella ja toinen taas pelaa ps3:sta ja noituu helevitinmoisesti! Kivaa kuultavaa! :D
Mut meneehän se lauantai näinkin.
Btw, käytiin eilen Kuopion torilla katsomassa huvipuistossa, oisko siellä mitään ollu, mut sit päätettiinkin vain heittää tikkaa ja sieltä tuli palkinnoksi jojo! Kannatti pelata.
Et semmoista: :P

tässä perse kiinni koneen ääressä ja pitäs alkaa jo pikku hiljaa valmistautumaan illan riennoille. Harri lupas maksaa mut tänään tuville ku ei eilen löytyny mania maksaa kyytiä, ku poijjille piti kuskina perskule iisalmessa olla.. :D et paree vaan maksaa mut sinne sisälle..
et tässä jos koneella hetken vielä napottas ja lähtis sitte etenemään..
et bileet taas kerran lapparissa.. :D

Hansu on juuri... tällä hetkellä tulossa bussilla oulusta kohti lapparia.. sillä tänään on tiedossa ankaraa biletystä tuvilla! :D Hansun synttäribileitä näin hieman etukäteen juhlistetaan, nii sen kyl tietää mitä se ilta tuokaan sit tullessaan :D Et porukkaa on varmasti paikalla ja kurkku ei sit saa kellään olla kuivana :D ei meistä kukaan kyllä tänään autolla ookkaan liikenteessä..
Pari synde drinksua ku jois (jos kerrankin sen sais juotua, eikä tulis jätettyä pahan olon takia juomatta) niin ilta voi siitä sittenkin alkaa...

Party goes on! :)