Maybe I'm lonely,
and that's all I'm qualified to be.
There's just one and only,
the one and only promise I can keep.
I would do anything for love.
Will you raise me up?
Will you help me down?
Will you help get me right out
of this Godforsaken town?
Will you make it a little less cold?
Will you cater to every fantasy that I've got?
Will ya hose me down with holy water -
if i get too hot-?
Will you take me to places that I've never known?