Bella Swan is glad to die for love...
Others excite in fighting and win.
But she prefer a vampire who lives
And gives sparkling skin.
A kiss on the neck may be quite continental,
But vampires are a girl's best friend.
A kiss may be death, and it will ease her anger
Of not being a vampire, or help you feed his
hunger.
Edward goes cold as Bella grows old,
and we all lose our sparkle in the end.
But werewolfs or shift-shaped,
These guys don't lose their shape.
Vampires are a girl's best friend!
...Edward...Jacob...
'Cause we are living in a mysterical world
And she is such a unpleased girl
[Bella:]
Ah
Come and get me, boys
Black Jacob, Edward Cullen
Talk to me, Mike Newton, tell me all about it!
There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer
[Everybody:]
But vampires are a girl's best friend
[Bella:]
There may come a time when a hard-boiled vampire thinks you're...
[Cullens:]
In danger!
[Bella:]
But bite my neck or else no vampiresex!
[Cullens:]
He's your guy when sparkles are high
But beware when they start to descend
Oooo...Vampires are a girl's best,
Vampires are a girls best,
Vampires are a girls best friend!
[Bella:]
Let's make a baby!
Yes!
Oh, come on
Yes!
[Edward:]
Oh! But I'm dangerous!
[Bella:]
No you're
tiger!
Roar! Roar!
[Cullens:]
Ole!
[Edward:] I might hurt you!
[Bella:]
'Cause that's those sparkles gets me to the higness!
Vampires... are a... girl's... best... friend!