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At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.

In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.

In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

In a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car

In a toilet: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

In an office: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

On a maternity room door: Push. Push. Push.

Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.