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Jääkiekon MM-kisat. Eli vauva tulis suunnitellusti tuohon 10.teen päivään..

Lentävät tuli nakkilassa noin vartti sitten vastaan ja muisti mua 144€ klapulla.
Vittu.
Painun pehkuihin.

Klo 14.00 Panelian Jäähallilla.
Be there or be someone else.

1. Agenttinimi (toinen etunimi ja nykyinen kadunnimi)
Petteri Kappelinkuja

2. Leffastaranimi (isovanhemman nimi isän puolelta ja lempikarkki)
Martti Merkkari

3. Rap-nimi (Etunimen eka kirjain ja sukunimen 3-5 ekaa kirjainta):
J-Jär

4. Pelinimi (lempiväri, lempieläin)
Mustahiiri

5. Saippuaoopperanimi (Toinen nimi, ja syntymäkaupunki)
Petteri Kiukainen

6. STAR WARS nimi (Sukunimen kolme ekaa kirjainta, äidin tyttönimen kolme viimeistä kirjainta ja lemmikin nimen kolme ekaa kirjainta)
Jär-nen-bee

7. JEDI nimi (Toinen etunimi takaperin, äidin tyttönimi takaperin)
irettep nenavol

8. Pornostaranimi (ekan lemmikin nimi, katu jolla vartuit):
Raakku Pankinkuja (Raaku oli siipirikko varis.)

9. Supersankarinimi: ("The", Lempiväri ja Isän auton merkki)
The Black Ewanda

10. Toimintastaran nimi (Viimeksi katsomasi leffan päähenkilön etunimi, ruoka jota olet viimeksi syönyt)
Pistolero Chilipähkinä.

Nyt jännittää enemmän kuin lapsena joulu.
Huusin Teemu Selänteen pelipaidasta 4 ja puolisataa euroa huuto.netissä.
Jos sen sillä rahalla saisin niin olisin kaks viikkoa vaikka syömättä.
Nooo, joku yritys sen kuitenkin plokkaa ennemmin tai myöhemmin jollain sika-isolla rahasummalla, ja ehkä parempi niin, tuotto menee näes vähäosaisten perheiden jääkiekkoharrastuksen (lapsien) tukemiseen, joten nyt immeiset huutamaan hinnat ylös!

Oltiin illal sählys ja jen jälkee kattoo raikkaa peliä, paljon mulkkuja edustuksessa, paljo viinaa paarissa.

See how the day dies
With the sunset
It touches your hair
And it paints it blood red

Please don't you leave me
I begged and I prayed
You stole my heart
And you left me anyway

Your eyes milky white
They shine in the night
I laid my head gently
down by your side

I, dare not to breathe
Oh no I won't make a sound
Your stench intoxicates me
'til my mind spins round and round

I found a house that's foretold of
Abandoned in the woods
And it's shaking me down
To my core

You come life as we go there
You might not be so good
But I miss you so much
I don't care anymore

I found a house that's foretold of,
Abandoned in the woods
You come to life as we go there,
You might not be so good

I had to pick it back
Carried you inside
You looked like something evil
As the house give you life

With graveside flowers
You made a crown for me
I feel like a junkie
I breathe you in deep

A madman's inventions
Eternity
I was sheltered
But I believed you'd always be with me

I had the visions
Your gouged out my eyes
The crown made of flowers
Will wither grey and die

I thought: release the endless pain!
I think it´ll never be the same
But I didn´t cause the summer rain
I dont wanna see you here again
Again, again, never again, never again

I made a move I thought was right
I had a chance to stop the fight
But I looked away and to the side
I never thought I´d say it´ll be alright
Again, again, never again, never again

Cause I´m far away from everyting we knew
But all I see reminds me so ´bout you
Face to face I´m a hopeless case we go on and I pretend
Cause I´m far away...

I don´t wanna live to reverse my life
I had it coming cause of my lies
I´m not about being number one
But I´m so afraid that I´m right and you´re wrong

Again, again, never again, never again

Cause I´m far away from everything we knew
But all I see reminds me so ´bout you
Face to face I´m a hopeless case we go on and I pretend

Cause I´m far away from everything we knew
But all I see reminds me about you
We are face to face such a hopeless case we go on and I pretend i´m far away

Again, again, never again, never again

1. Valitse 15 lempielokuvaasi
2. Mee IMDB:hen, Ja eti quote jokaisesta leffasta
3. Lisää yksi qute joka leffasta tähän ja anna muiden arvailla mistä leffasta ne on
4. Laita leffan nimi näkyviin kun joku arvaa sen oikein.
5. EI GOOGLEA, IMDB:tä tai mitään muutakaan hakuohjelmaa!
(Source: |nsane )


01
J: [concerning a woman in labor] How do you say "push" in French?
T: Poussez.
J: [to woman] Pussy! Pussy! Pussy!

02
J: You're my best friend. Marry me.
J: [quietly] All right.
J: Yeah?

(tää on niin helppo.)

03
S: Ooh! Ooh! Um... Rosie O'Donnell! Tell him to get Rosie!
K: Ooh, yeah! Rosie!
T: Nah, too easy! Give 'em something hard.
A: You guys had really rough childhoods, didn't you? Little bit rocky?
S: Hey, sweetheart, let me tell you something. You, uh, you have my permission, I ever turn into one of those things... do me a favor, blow my fuckin' head off.
A: Oh, yeah, you can count on that!

04
K: Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
B: Yes I have.
K: *Look*!
B: It's just a flesh wound.

05 (oikein)
K: Did you just put a sword in my stomach?
B: Yep, yep

06
P: They're killing us and we don't have a fuckin' chance and that's not fair.

07
J: You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

08
M: Calm down, ma'am.
K: I am calm.
M: I need to see your registration and insurance.
K: Why? Not my fault! It's her fault! She do this!
R: [approaching] My fault?
M: Ma'am, you really need to wait in your vehicle.
R: [appraoching] My fault?
K: Stop in the middle of street! Mexicans! No know how to drive! She blake too fast!
R: I "blake" too fast? I "blake" too fast? I'm sorry, you no see my "blake lights"?
M: Ma'am...
R: See, I stop when I see long line of cars stop in front of me. Maybe you see over steering wheel, you "blake" too.
M: Ma'am...
R: Officer, can you please write down in your report how shocked I am to be hit by an Asian driver?

09
O: That's no moon. It's a space station.

10
M: Oh, Schmootsie-poo?
C: Googlie Bear.

11
B: Free Mahi Mahi! Free Mahi Mahi!

12 (oikein)
H: What the hell are the Irish doing fighting with the English?
S: I wouldn't worry about them. Didn't I tell ya before? It's my island.
W: Hamish, ride ahead to Edinburgh and assemble the council. Order it.
H: Right.
W: Your island?
S: My island! Yup.

13 (oikein)
R: I'm a graduate of Civil Engineering from the University of Milan.
A: Ah, an educated Jew... like Karl Marx himself. Unterscharfuehrer!
H: Jawohl?
A: Shoot her.
R: Herr Kommandant! I'm only trying to do my job!
A: Ja, I'm doing mine.

14
J: Is there any risk of brain damage?
H: Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but it's on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss.

15
C: P, you stay here.
P: Is this a bad spot?
S: Nothing but bad spots here, pal.


Pakko sanoa ettei ole helppoja ku muutama.
Vihjeenä sanottakoon että 2 suomalaista elokuvaa on joukkoon mahtunut.


Pakko heittää viel yks bonari!
D: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
F: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?