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"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' "

Meeting Aliens: "Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"

"What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts."

"When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something."

"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."

" 'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?"

"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing."