"who?"
"her name is...your mother. I'll tell you something buddy, there is nothing as good as the love of a good woman....exept ecstasy....you wanna do some ecstacy?"
"no man.."
"neither do I, and I was testing you, and guess what? you passed the test."
"yeah and I don't even think she's dumb necessarily, she just seems dumb cos she's foreign, like loyd!"
"I'm gonna hurt you when you least expect it."