I'm tired of boys who make me cry
They cheat on me and they tell me lies
I want a love who'll never stray
When he sees other girls, he looks away
And if he never kisses me, well that's alright
'Cos we can just cuddle all night.
It'll be a great romance
We'll go shopping and buy tight pants
You don't care how big my ass is, just how fabulous my dress is.