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Tästä saa vielä hauskemman kun sen vääntää italian-englannin murteeksi :D

I am an Italiano: One day ima gonna LA to bigga hotel.
Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress
I wanna two pisses toast. She bring me only one piss.
I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet.
I say you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate.
She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch.
I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress
bring me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock
She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you no understand.
I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table,
you sonna ma bitch.
So I go back to my room ina hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
I Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit.
He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand.
I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed,
you sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk
say: "Peace on you." I say piss on you too, I gonna back to Italy