You're big enough to stop pretending
You'll start to really show within a week or so
So don't go saying it's just come to your attention
You'll get more than you're asking for without the right protection
Today's a very special day
And how you'd love to have a little thing with which to play
But love wont get you very far
Today
Be still your beating heart
You'll have to keep on feeding it tomorrow (and tomorrow and tomorrow)
They always said that sex would change you...
No second thoughts, the knife is nearing
You'll never hear the little pitter patter pitter patter
of this little feat of engineering
Of course I love you and of course it's what's inside that matters
But I think the whole charade is ending
It seems to me to be the only way to keep from getting caught up in a long life of regretting
The doctors said that once you get a taste for it you'll keep on cutting.