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8. Mikä oli ensivaikutelmasi minusta?
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11. Jos voisit antaa minulle mitä tahansa, mitä se olisi?
12. Miten hyvin tunnet minut?
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Muistatko sinä, joka juuri luet tätä tekstiä ja tunnet minut (esim. omistat puhelinnumeroni, olet paras kaverini, olet joskus jutellut kanssani jne.) miten tapasimme? Minä muistan (ehkä!) mutta muistatko sinä? Ole kiltti ja kommentoi että tiedän sinun muistelleen meidän kaveruuttamme :)
Sinä, joka kommentoit (tai luit tätä) kopioi tämä omalle sivullesi ja ylläty siitä, miten moni sinut muistaakaan!

1.
Nosta kansi ylös ja kaada sekaan eläimille tarkoitettua shampoota (joka vastaa ca 1/8 vesimäärästä)

2.
Ota kissa varovasti syliin ja kanna se vessaan.

3.
Laita kissa nopeasti ja rauhallisesti pönttöön ja laita kansi kiinni.
Pidä huoli siitä että kansi pysyy kiinni pesun aikana.

4.
Kissa liikku ihan itsestään ja saa aikaan paljon vaahtoa.
Älä pelkää vaikka kissa päästää ääniä – sillä hän nauttii tästä todella paljon!

5.
Vedä vessa 3 tai 4 kertaa.
Tämä huuhtelee ja puhdistaa sekä vessan pöntön että kissan samanaikasesti.

6.
Pyydä jonkun aukaisemaan ulko-oven ja pidä huoli ettei vessan ja ulko-oven väliin jää ketään.

7.
Pidä turvaväli, ja aukaise vessanpöntön kansi nopeasti

8.
Kissa tulee juoksemaan salamannopeasti pois pöntöstä, ulos talosta, voidakseen kuivata itsensä

9.
Sekä vessanpönttö että kissa ovat täydellisen puhtaita

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