'cos it's scary
and I don't like puzzles
'cos the're too heavy
Twister is allright YEH
but it can get too
boring if you have to
play it alone
I don't know how to draw YEH
so pictionary
ain't my cup of tee NO
and neither is scrabble
Monopoly is too hard YEH
I never win there
and chess I've got clue of
how to play it
I have an X-Box,
You've got Nintendo,
But that's a bit different, YEH
Backgammon I can't spell YEH
so I won't play it
and oak it is too dull it's got
only two colours
I dislike playing cards YEH
because the hearts always
slip away from my hands
it's so depressing
Roulette is too tough YEH
and alias I like but
no-one ever get's my
explanations
Sex is one I like YEH
but I don't think it
qualifies as a game so
all I know is