IRC-Galleria

1. He keeps his toenail clippings in a jar by his bed.
Even worse, he's hoping his collection will get him into Guinness World Records 2008.

2. He's got four brothers...
and they're all hotter than he is.

3. He doesn't own that beautiful suburban home.
You know because you've just spend five minutes doding his dad en-route to the shower.

4. He's already attached..
to your best mate. Of course, this is her fault for keeping him secret. How were you supposed to know he wasn't available?

5. He's your new boss.
Yup, you drunkenly go it on with him on Saturday night and now you're doing his coffee run on Monday morning.

6. He loves sexy undies.
Nothing odd about losing your G-string in the throes of passion. Very odd to spot it peeking out the top of his jeans as he's leaving.

7. He shares a room.
You knew he was close to his best mate, but didn't clock that extra bed... until morning!

8. He's serial blogger...
and you've just had a starring role in hotloveaction3 - uploaded onto Youtube from his bedroom in Bolton.

9. He's a pig.
If only you had a chrystal ball to see if he'd cheat on you three months down the line.

10. He isn't sexy doctor.
He was just drowning his sorrows in that pub next door to the hospital after getting a bad chlamydia test result.