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3.3 bday JA

PITBULL 4.3 the circuuuuuus :) hyvässä seurassa ♥♥

You: hey you
Stranger: yo yo yooooooo
You: yo yo
You: how r u
Stranger: how can i help you?
You: tell me are u boy or girl or BOTH??
Stranger: what would be the preferred response? ;)
You: u choose that
Stranger: ok........im a girl
Stranger: you?
You: really?
You: i think thats not true.......................
Stranger: yes, why the surprise?! ha
Stranger: 50/50 chance
You: true
Stranger: well.......not quite. theres actually more girls on the planet cos we're ace :)
Stranger: so how old are you?
You: where r u from
You: im both, girl and boy: i have tits and cock
Stranger: UK
You: im from poland
Stranger: now then...........that IS doubtful ha
You: yeah
Stranger: so you like cock and pussy?! wow
Stranger: lucky 'person'
You: well i like pussies cause i have cock so i can put it into a girl
Stranger: but you have man titties?
You: no, real tits
Stranger: you a fatty fatty bum fudger?
You: maybe...
Stranger: dyou pack fudge?
Stranger: could you take a cock?
You: i was just joking.. im boy, 18 years and i live in holland
You: your real asl :D?
Stranger: well i was joking too ha. 18, m uk............now if your sad, you'll disconnect cos im not a girl
You: hahh...boys boys...
You: i can stay if u want
Stranger: so what brings you here?
You: excitiment
Stranger: and how many ppl dyou actually reckon tell the truth?!
You: you? loneliness?
Stranger: ive come from pretty much every country in the world ha
You: many
Stranger: no not lonliness, im avoiding writing an essay
You: hahh.. i have something to tell you
Stranger: im far from lonely
Stranger: go on
You: this is now the truth: WE are two girls from finland... and we are 16
You: and this time we are telling the truth :)
You: we were just having fun by other people
You: are you angry?
Stranger: haha.......... I did that with my mate last night. we were agreeably quite drunk
Stranger: not at all. its funny
You: we arent drunk now but last night yeah
Stranger: we pretended we were a 13 yr old girl and got the weirdest person!
You: hahh :D
Stranger: then we said we were reporting him to child safety lol
You: but you're still 18, m and uk??
Stranger: he started talking about sex and shit, it was like. :| woah, im 13
Stranger: yer, i am def 18 m uk
Stranger: .........or am i? ;)
Stranger: (i am)
You: we hope so ;)
You: good
Stranger: ha, so have you met any weirdos on here yet? theres an abundance
Stranger: i would hope that im not one of the majority!
You: yeah.. one 12 year girl from china who sopoke extremele good english
You: she was weird
Stranger: ha, everyone speaks good english it seems. makes me feel inferior as i'm quite simply shite at languages
Stranger: english is my only one ha
You: hahhh... we have many languages
Stranger: We......how many are you again?!
You: german, swedish, finnish, english and france ;)
You: two girls :)
You: those are the languages that we speak
Stranger: so what shall we talk about? i need further excuses not to do this work ha
You: i speak german, my friend next to me doesnt but she speaks france and i dont
You: do you watch football? ;)
Stranger: and thats an impressive number of languages!
You: :D
Stranger: I do yes. support tottenham. you?
You: liverpool :)
Stranger: how come?!
Stranger: cos theyre good, and have a red kit? ha
You: fernando torres plays there, and liverpool is just the best :)
You: that's true, they are good
Stranger: my art teachers both support liverpool so i have many chats with them about football ha
You: that's cool
Stranger: in fact, they distract me from work just as you are
Stranger: you should meet them. you have a lot in common lol
Stranger: (jokes)
You: :D
Stranger: well then. this is weird, talking to a stranger with both a cock and tits........
Stranger: didnt see that one coming
You: haha
Stranger: so what music you listening to right now?
You: what kind of mus
You: sry..
You: just asking the same..
Stranger: ha, same question u were guna ask me?!
You: we are big fans of enrique iglesias, u know him?
You: we were in his gig on thursday, it was awesome!!
Stranger: oh deary me, yes i do. cant think of anything worse ha! :D
You: MAGNIFICENT!
Stranger: i shall forgive you
You: only this one time ;)
You: well, who is your favourite?
Stranger: yes, any other mistakes like that and it'll be an instant disconnect..... ha
You: you are so right :)
Stranger: name another band you like then? this is ur last shot
You: katy perry is pretty good for example
You: is it bad?
You: should i say some english band?
Stranger: thats ok.........
You: im releaved'
Stranger: i'll forgive you because you seem more interesting than the other weirdos ive found on here ha
Stranger: so why are you not out having fun if you have a friend over?!
You: oh, im a weirdo?
Stranger: for me, this is a means of passing the boredom
You: because we are waiting for the night
You: and sometimes it gets so bored in finland...........
Stranger: no no.........others are weirdos. well you might be weird, i have no idea :D
You: are we?
You: :D
Stranger: ah i see, are you going out?
You: yes
You: with other friends :)
Stranger: not to drink surely? your not 18.......
You: no no, not this night
Stranger: :0 ha
You: of course not
You: not after this morning :D
Stranger: had me worried then. deary me ha.
Stranger: what happened this morning?
You: :)
You: i had a terrible headache
You: so don't you ever drink?
You: are you good boy?
Stranger: i did too........self inflicted though
You: bad boy?
Stranger: yes i do........drank a bit last night, but i know when to stop ha
You: we like bad boys
Stranger: define your idea of a 'bad boy' ha
You: well not a sissy
You: u know..
Stranger: yer i know
You: are u sissy?
Stranger: i wouldnt say i was a sissy
You: hahh
You: that is really good to hear
Stranger: however, i cant watch scary films ha!
Stranger: cant be doing with it
You: me either
You: *neither
Stranger: my last girlfriend was obsessed with them. its hardly the most romantic way to set up your night is it!
Stranger: she had to go lol
You: do u have girl now?
Stranger: no no, i'm single and very happy with that fact!
You: ;)
Stranger: i can go out with friends and not feel guilty if i even look at a girl ha
You: yeah
Stranger: if you know what i mean
You: yes i do
You: so was your ex, jealous?
Stranger: yer a bit. she was just worryingly in love and i didnt want anything serious ha
Stranger: im only 18 ffs.
Stranger: (or so you i've led you to believe......;) )
You: yes, you are not getting married yet
You: :D
Stranger: perhaps im a 50 yr old dodgy old man
You: perhaps
Stranger: and perhaps you are too ha
Stranger: neither of us has proof, which is what makes it hilarious
You: you are so smart :)
You: yeah
Stranger: so what hobbies dyou have?
Stranger: the 2 of you..........i dont want your friend left out of course
You: jogging, biking, flirting
Stranger: (unless she's imaginary)
You: of course not :)
You: we both write in turns... or how to say it...?
Stranger: flirting........does that count as a hobby?! ha
You: of course, girls do it all the time
Stranger: yer i get you.
You: its yes actually
Stranger: ha, i usually say sexercise is a hobby of mine, but only as a joke
You: and you cant know who is writing at the moment
You: sexercise :)
Stranger: my other hobbies would be tennis, sailing, mountain climbing, being outdoors
You: you are naughty
You: nice
You: sporty guy?
Stranger: yes, sexercise, the most natural thing in the world ha.
You: hahahh
Stranger: i like to keep my heart healthy
Stranger: so yer, id prob say i was sporty
You: what you mean was?
You: and its yes actually, again
You: :D
You: we are just teasing a bit :)
Stranger: ha........sarcasm isnt easy to detect on here ha
Stranger: 'oh you tease'........dodgy pervert voice
You: farted
Stranger: departed
You: yep
Stranger: i feel the whole conversation is now confusing me.........I like. ha
You: you like to be confused
Stranger: we've gone from sexercise to 'fart' in the space of 2 mins
Stranger: something isnt quite right ha
You: probably we are....something...
Stranger: being confused is good, its like a journey of self discovery
You: hmm.. true i guess
Stranger: whats the opposite of opposite?
You: i dunno
You: do you know, says enrique
Stranger: neither do I..........
Stranger: would you dance, if i asked you to dance?
You: and the way that you move oh, you make me feel alive
You: or would run and never look back
You: i can be your HEROOOOOOO
Stranger: would you cry if you saw me crying?!!
You: can u be ours?
Stranger: would you really do that, just for me?!
You: would you tremble if i touched your lips
Stranger: ive lost what is enrique and what is you ha
You: would YOU tremble if WE touched YOUR lips?
Stranger: good old enrique, he's all over us
You: answer the question
You: !
Stranger: oh i would tremble like the trembliest of trembly things
You: we trembled on thursday
Stranger: its hard to imagine. it would be picked up on the richter scale
You: i touched his knee and he looked me in the eyes<3
Stranger: did enrique touch your lips?!
You: at the concert of course
You: no no.. but he touched us emotionally
Stranger: i think even i wouldn't turn THAT down. he would turn me gay lol
Stranger: (sarcasm)
You: of course he would, he has some very strange strong power
Stranger: did he gently stroke your emotional shoulders?
Stranger: that would be a surreal experience
You: yeah it would
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auzTa--dPpY
You: that could be u
Stranger: you know what, im starting to like the guy
You: that is our goal
Stranger: haha! wow, what a lucky guy
You: yes, are you jealous?
You: you should be
Stranger: i bet he got a backstage pass ;)
You: probably
Stranger: enrique must be gay
Stranger: i hate to break it to you
You: no no no.. he is not, he just got engaged with anna kournikova
You: that bitch :((
You: she took our guy
Stranger: has he?! well that shut me up ha
You: hahah
Stranger: well, she's pretty amazing!
Stranger: he's a lucky gella
Stranger: *fella
You: really?
You: i don't think so
Stranger: well she plays tennis and is fit, so those 2 facts make her amazing ha
You: but anna kournikova is like me.... blond, blue eyes and she play tennis like i used to :P
Stranger: well then perhaps you are amazing too, if you look anything like her! ha
You: we both are amazing girls
Stranger: well beauty is in the eye of the beholer
Stranger: *beholder
You: yeah
Stranger: and there are no eyes involved yet
Stranger: I have no idea what you look like, and you have no idea what i look like. the mystery is overwhelming lol
You: yes yeah haha
You: yeah..
Stranger: if you both like even slightly like Anna (im on first name terms with her) then your amazing ha
You: yeah, we are :D
Stranger: if you played doubles tennis then my excitement would be uncontrolable
Stranger: i would definately tremble
You: you should see us playing
You: playing everything...
Stranger: well you should see me playing. some say i have to serve of a god
Stranger: *ther
You: i would like to try you
You: we would
You: we are getting naughty
You: sry..
Stranger: to try me? ha. how does that one work
You: i don't know, you tell me
Stranger: oh but i'm an innocent boy. a sissy ha
You: :)
Stranger: i've never 'tried' a girl in my life
Stranger: not even held hands. lol
You: you are not telling the truth
Stranger: (the sarcasm is immeasurable)
You: i knew it!
You: are u a player?
Stranger: well i wouldnt mess girls around, but as i said before, being single is good!
Stranger: read between the lines ha
You: players are good at one night things but as boyfriend, impossible
Stranger: yer definately. as a boyfriend, im simply incredible
You: so its good if you are in the golden crown
You: nice
Stranger: the golden crown? whats that
You: you know, the golden middle way???
Stranger: nope.........
Stranger: should i be embarrassed that i dont know?! ha
You: no no.. we can't explain it
Stranger: why not?
You: wait..
Stranger: ok
Stranger: brb
You: it is like, that you are not a bad player, but you are not a too good guy, it is like between those
You: brb`??
You: Golden mean??? got it from wikipedia
Stranger: be right back.......brb
Stranger: as you might have guessed, im back
Stranger: :)
You: oh, we thought that you burped :D
Stranger: sorry, im trying to tidy my bedroom at the same time. keeping myself busy
You: hahhh
You: lo
You: l
Stranger: hahaaa! why would i type 'burp' ha
You: cause we 'farted'
Stranger: almost as bad as you typing 'farted'
Stranger: sexy stuff right there lol
You: really :D
You: we are laughing at this conversation at the moment
Stranger: in opposite land..........yes
Stranger: so am i........its quite funny.
You: especially the "fart" and "brb"
Stranger: hopefully you arent laughing at me, but if you are then so be it! ha
You: no we are just laughing at these things
You: and our misunderstoods
Stranger: ha, was it a genuine 'lol' moment
Stranger: that phrase is over-used
You: it really is
You: lol lol lol between every line
Stranger: ha, i had many genuine lol moments with yesterdays covos
Stranger: *convos
You: so is your bedroom dirty?
Stranger: no, but what happens in it is.
Stranger: WHEYYY
Stranger: jokes
You: we can come and make it dirtyer
Stranger: anyway, i've got to go for some food now! what a shame, i was quite liking this chat
You: dirtier ?
You: would u like continue it?
Stranger: yes, dirtier. that would be difficult ;)
You: oh, you really are naughty
Stranger: how can we?
You: msn?
Stranger: ah yer, forgot about that! ha
You: u have?
Stranger: ***********@hotmail.com
You: share it with us... ;)
Stranger: i'll be back! ha

Liitutaulu, pulpetti ja tuoli,
oppilaat tylsyyteen kuoli.
Mörökölli piittaa jos oppilaat ei viittaa.
Huttunen ei luokasta heitä ulos,
vain kiinnostuslasit ovat laiskottelun tulos.
Mustafa, Outi, Juho, Jason, Mikko, Henri, Teemu, Maiju, Aleksi, Satu, Petri, Emilia, Maria, Eero ja Samuli joka on ihan hemuli, ovat oppilaita 8C:een,
jotka tunnilla aina sekoilee.

© Henri, Maiju, Mikko (Teemu) 8C

ti 20.9.2005
Uimahalliin matkustaessamme sinä, Katariina, Minna ja Veera lupasitte luovuttaa istumapaikkojanne sitä mukaa kun vanhempia ihmisiä astuisi bussiin. Sain kuitenkin kuulla, että olisitte laittaneet vahingon kiertämään ja vaatineet Tuirea ja Mariaa nousemaan paikoiltaan. Kuulin, että olisitte väittäneet minun vaatineen heitä nousemaan, vaikka olin jo sopinut asiasta nimenomaan teidän kanssanne. Minulle kerrottiin, että olisit ollut myös yksi heistä kolmesta, jotka olivat alkaneet matkia (eli kiusata) heitä. Minna ei ollut kuulemma ollut lähtenyt ilveilyyn mukaan. Kun kävin juttusillanne, ette ottaneet aluksi uskoaksenne, että asiassa oli mitään ongelmaa. Te kolme nousitte kuitenkin ylös kun sitä pyysin ja loppumatkan seisoskelitte bussin keskiosassa. Minnalle annoin luvan jäädä istumaan, sillä vapaita paikkoja syntyi jo riittävästi. Et jurputtanut asiasta tämän jälkeen.

Uimahallissa teitä samaa kolmikkoa vaivasi valtava ujostus riisuutua muiden nähden. Veikkaanpa, että olitte tartuttaneet ujouden toisiinne, koska viime kerralla asiassa ei ollut mitään ongelmaa. Uimahallin säännöissä kun on, että altaaseen mennään pesun kautta, eikä uikkarissa voi pestä koko vartaloa. Häveliäisyys koski myös saunaan nakuna menoa ja peseytymistä taas löylyn jälkeen. Jotkut teistä kommentoivat, että ei kai nyt kuudennella luokalla huvita paljastella itseään tai että ei huvita stripata. Ei riisuuntuminen varmasti mukavaa olekaan, mutta sitä on hyödyllistä opetella sietämään tilanteissa, joissa se kuuluu asiaan. Ja jos ajattelet asiaa tarkemmin, hoksaat ehkä, että juuri tällä konstilla saitte pesulla käynnistänne aikaan näytöksen. (Kiljuminenkin tuli taas mukaan kuvioihin.) Heihin, jotka pesivät muita mutkitta, kiinnitettiin tuskin mitään huomiota.



Tää oli kuukausi raportista vuodelta 2005 kuudennen luokan alusta :D Voittekin arvata kuka kirjotti.

Lue huolellisesti läpi, tämä on tosi outo juttu!

1) Nimessä New York City on 11 kirjainta

2) Nimessä Afghanistan on 11 kirjainta

3) Ramsin Yuseb:in nimessä (Terroristi joka suunnitteli Twin Towers:in tuhoamisen 1993) on 11 kirjainta

4) George W Bush:in nimessä on 11 kirjainta

Tämä voisi tähän saakka olla pelkkä sattuma, mutta lue eteenpäin,
juttu muuttuu kiinnostavammaksi:

1. New York on 11. osavaltio

2. Lentokoneessa numero 11 oli 92 matkustajaa
( 9 + 2 = 11 )

3. Lentokoneessa numero 77, joka myös törmäsi Twin Towers:iin, oli 65 matkustajaa
( 6 + 5 = 11 )

4. Tragedia tapahtui 11 syyskuuta, myöskin tunnettuna 9/11
( 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 )

5. Niin kun varmaan myöskin tiedät, "US emergency services:in" puhelinnumero on 911
( 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 )

Edelleen vain pelkkiä sattumia? Jatka lukemista!

1) Yhteenlaskettu uhrimäärä molemmista lentokoneista jotka törmäsivät Twin Towers:iin oli 254
( 2 + 5 + 4 = 11 )

2) 11 Syyskuu on 254:s päivä vuodessa
( 2 + 5 + 4 = 11 )

3) Pommitus Madridissa tapahtui 3.11.2004
( 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 0 + 0 + 4 = 11 )

4) Tragedia Madridissa tapahtui 911 päivää Twin Towers tragedian jälkeen.
( 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 )

Nyt tulee jotain vielä oudompaa:

USA:n eniten tunnettu symboli, Stars & Stripes:in jälkeen, on kotka.

Seuraava säkeistö on otettu Islamin pyhästä kirjasta, Koraanista:


For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah
and while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced:
For the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace.

Tämä oli siis säkeistö numero 9.11 Koraanissa.

Luuletko edelleen että kaikki tämä on pelkkä yhteensattuma? Kokeile tätä:

Avaa Microsoft Word ja tee seuraava:

1. Kirjoita isoilla kirjaimilla: Q33 NY. Tämä on ensimmäisen lentokoneen numero joka törmäsi Twin Towers:iin.
2. "Mustaa" Q33 NY
3. Vaihda fontin koko numeroon 48
4. Vaihda fontti WINDINGS:iin (Esim. WINDINGS 1)
Pelottavaa! Eikö?