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1. If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

2. Can you cry under water?

3. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

4. Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

5. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

6. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

7. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

8. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

9. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

10. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

11. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

12. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

13. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

14. The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

15. Why did you try to sing the two songs above at the point 6?