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Well, why do I keep pulling out the roots in my hair?
I'm picking at my face, it's obvious there's nothing there
What do keep at the edge of my skin?
It feels so good to have a taste of what I'm crawling in
I got to go, I got to leave
The waves are changed today I'm pulling me
even though I go with hip-hop, today, it's taking to your next game

Wake up, wake up
Wake up, wake up
Cuz I'll be leaving you today now
Shake up, shake up, don't breakup breakup
Take your lips off mine
Who could see these words are swinging?
Wake up, wake up,
Wake up, Wake up

What did you keep coming out two sides of your mouth?
You didn't think I had hit my people on how your selling out
What did you think making your decision I'm dumb
Manipulative, calculative, and a pet, you thought
I didn't know I couldnt see,
The spade and plain plan for using me
Like the picture you counterfiet it's time to say good-night,
It's not a reason to say good-bye, good-bye, bye bye

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.

Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.

Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.

Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. They don't stop and ask for directions.

Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.

Q. What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?
A. Lazy

jospa oikeesti tekisin jottain järkevää, enkä vaan vammasta XD

tabuhuuruja:

äiti tuo Mörryn ja antaa kaikkia tavaroita minulle tänne ylös kannettavaksi... minä kolmen tunnin päästä hädissäni soitan äitille: "MIKS TYÖ ETTE OO TULLU?! MIKS ON MENNY NÄIN PITKÄÄN, KOLMELTA OLI PUHE, OOTTEKO OLLU KOLARISSA!?!?!?!"

:'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

äiti oli vähän, että mitähän sinä tyttö oot vetäny :'DDDDDDDD mutta omg, lähimuistikatkoksia o_O

PELOTTAAAAAAAAAA.

"Fluoride, one of the most consumed drugs in the United States, is deliberately added to about two-thirds of U.S. public water supplies, theoretically to reduce tooth decay, even though thereÂ’s no scientifically-valid evidence proving either safety or effectiveness.
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One of the first things he did was look at a tube of toothpaste, which clearly carries the warning: “Do not swallow,” and “in case of accidental ingestion, contact the poison control center.”'

// iih, ei tarvii enää naukkailla yskänlääkettä, voin vaan pursuttaa hammastahnaa suuhun<3 paitsi Suomen vesi on kuitenkii jotain hapotetun puhasta ja hammastahnat myös ;< harmi.

huominen onn niin ärrs.
jospa voisin jäähä kottiin vaan<3 kotiin iäksi<3

Jos et tee tätä kuolet huomenna !

^^ TÄNKS, olis kyllä varmasti ihan auvoista :'D