On a bus, two men with really strong accent start
a conversition. The lady next to them eavesdrops.
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two esses acoma
together. I come once-a-more. Two esses, they comma
together again. I come again and pee twice. Then
I come one lasta time."
"You dirty-mouth pigs! In this country we don't
talk about our dirty sex lives in public!"
the lady exclaims.
"Hey, whats sa-matter for you?" says the man "I'm
justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi"