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Jenny Shepard: Is the Agency intact?
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I cut it up into small bits and pieces and sold it to the three letter boys.

Jenny Shepard: Is there any serious business I should know about?
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well, the Buy America toilet paper doesn't fit the metric fixture and we got to turn...
Jenny Shepard: [she hangs up on him, cutting him off mid sentence]
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [to Cynthia] She hung up on me.
Cynthia Sumner: [sarcastically] Shocking.

Ziva David: You're comparing me to mother?
Joe Kelly: Just around the eyes. Maybe the mouth.
Ziva David: [to Gibbs] PERMISSION TO SHOOT!

Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I had a wife like you once, Cynthia. I divorced her.
Cynthia Sumner: Beat her to it, did you?