You're Puerto Rico!
While you refuse to pay taxes, you sometimes wonder if the consequences of this are taking away all of your potential power and influence. But every time you think about offering to pay taxes, you realize how little cash you have on hand to begin with. Most of the folks around you look down on you and your state of limbo, but you're trying to play both sides of the coin to your full advantage. Out of the clear blue sky, you just became a huge fan of the Montreal Expos.
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