GOD SHUFFLED HIS FEET (CRASH TEST DUMMIES)
after seven days / he was quite tired, so God said: / "let there be a day / just for picnics, with wine and bread" / he gathered up some people he had made / created blankets and laid back in the shade /
the people sipped their wine / and what with God there, they asked him questions / like: do you have to eat / or get your hair cut in heaven? / and if your eye got poked out in this life / would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife? /
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them / the people cleared their throats and stared right back at him /
so he said: "once there was a boy / who woke up with blue hair / to him it was a joy / until he ran out into the warm air / he thought of how his friend would come to see / and would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease? /
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them / the people cleared their throats and stared right back at him /
the people sat waiting / out on their blankets in the garden / but God said nothing / so someone asked him:"i beg your pardon: / i'm not quite clear about what you just spoke / was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?" /
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them / the people cleared their throats and stared right back at him