1. tido
A small Asian sex slave.
Johnny got some cheap tido, taped a picture of his Mum to her lower back, then started slagging all over her arse.
2. Tido
A Badass who takes no shit from nobody, and will own anybody who fronts with him.
Dude: Yo dawg, that guy over there's a Tido, mess with him and he'll fuck u up!!