Max Myers and The Alien Invasion Chapter..7
Ooh.. The story continues surprise.. I wonder what will happen between Max and Saphira.. XD..
When next morning came Legolas was making his morning walk around the camp site when he decided to visit Max, the elf was whistling a tune when he opened the flap of the tent and suddenly a sweat drop was forming on the back of his head.
First the blue scaled dragon was sleeping on its back, loud rumbling coming from it after few seconds while its leg kicked few times, probably dreaming. Then there was the sayan, he slept on the dragons chest sprawled like the dragon was while hugging its tail between his hands, murmuring something about Jutsu´s. This sight made the elf sweat drop even more until he waved his head clear and emptied a cold water bucket on the two while yelling only to find himself tied on the wooden pole in the tent whit small throwing knifes while the dragon was holding its mouth open at him and the elf could see bright blue light ball growing in the mouth.
"Oh its just the Lego man." Max said yawning which made the light die in the dragons mouth while it yawned and laid back on the ground.
"Oh its just me you say. I WAS JUST GOING TO DIE." Legolas yelled which made the sayan glare at the elf,
"Well never wake sleeping dragon and sayan like that or you really get killed." Max said washing his face in another cold water bucket, before pulling out his kunai´s so that Legolas got free from the wooden pole.
"Well anyway, we are leaving soon I recommend that you get your stuff packed." The elf said dusting his clothes before leaving the tent, leaving the sayan stretch his limbs while Saphira just snored.
"Hey Saphira, up and go its beautiful morning out there." Max said kneeling in front of the dragons head and poking it whit his finger making a vein tick on her head and suddenly the sayan had to dodge few flying item´s tossed by the dragon.
-Let me sleep.- He heard her to murmur inside of his head making the sayan smirk,
"Oh no you don't." Max said making hand signs, "Tickle of doom no Jutsu." The sayan said and the tent was filled whit a loud roaring before there was huge explosion making dust to cover the tent where the duo stayed. When the dust cleared it revealed the sayan sprawled on the ground his limbs twitching while the dragons was standing in middle of the crater rubbing her snout whit her paw.
-Sorry about that.- Saphira said picking the sayan up from his leg whit her tail while he blinked his eyes few times,
"Sorry, god damned I swear if you sneeze again there is tsunami coming out of your nose next time." Max said only to fall on the ground whit loud oomph, when she released her grip.
-Well it´s your fault to make me so strong.- Saphira said chuckling while the sayan muttered about women and their super strength. After their little accident they went in the mesh tent to eat some breakfast, when they got in there they saw few people in there and they were staring at the duo.
"What." Max asked releasing some killing intent making the people return to their eating while the sayan and the dragon went to eat, Max had gotten ten trays of food while Saphira had taken ten dead sheep. Their eating made the rest of the people run out of the tent puking their guts out while Max and Saphira turned to look at each others.
Max had a chicken leg in his mouth while Saphira had a sheep leg in her bloodied mouth, which made them both laugh and they continued their break fast. When they were done they left behind a crying cook and few shocked people. The duo found Legolas waiting at the gates of the camp while tapping his foot angrily on the ground,
"What took you so long." The elf asked,
"Well there was this black cat and we had to go around the camp." Max said making the elf and the dragon sweat drop at the sayan´s bad lie.
"Okay?? Lets go then." Legolas said starting to walk while Max followed him and Saphira flied above them. Probably looking to scare some people shitless,
"So how old is this wizard guy." Max asked making the elf shrug,
"Well nobody knows his real age, but I have heard that he is little weird." Legolas said making the sayan glance at the elf,
"Well anyone would get little weird after they have lived such a long time." Max said,
-You are living example of it.- Saphira said threw their link which the sayan wave his fist at the dragon flying above them,
"Come here and I´ll whoop your ass, I´m not old." Max yelled making the elf sweat drop, but he wondered what the sayan was talking about. He couldn't be so old, he looked like he was in his middle twenties. They had been walking for few hours while the sayan and the dragon had been arguing the whole trip and it was getting on the elf's nerves.
"Could you please SHUT UP." Legolas said yelling the last making the dragon and the sayan to look at him. Suddenly the elf noticed that he was being held on the paw of the dragon high in the air while he watched a huge cloud of arrows falling at Max, only for the sayan slash his big zanbatou side ways so that the arrows were deflected by a huge gust of wind.
-We were being followed by that small army of the assassins, you wouldn't stand a chance against them.- Saphira said inside the elf's head making him to look at the sayan standing there in middle of the two dozen assassins. Then the sayan made a hand sign and thick mist filled the clearing so that the elf and the dragon couldn't see anything, but they could hear screams and flesh being cut.
This lasted only few minutes until everything was quiet and the mist started to disappear and Legolas could see red liquid covering the ground whit the bodies of the assassins while Max stood in middle of them, surprisingly not covered in blood. The sayan returned his zanbatou on his back and walked back where Saphira and Legolas had landed.
"Well I didn't think they would send assassins after me." Max said starting to walk at the direction where they were walking before the ambush, while the elf and dragon walked next to him.
"Why did you kill them so brutally." Legolas asked which made the sayan glance at the elf before looking back forward,
"It´s either them or me, that´s how this world works and I´m not going to die anytime soon." Max said which made the elf stay quiet for the rest of the trip. They had been walking for three hours and they had arrived in large clearing where there was a tall black tower in middle of it.
"Must be quite boring to live in there." Max said pointing at the top of the tower where a light was coming out from few windows. The tower seemed to reach above the clouds but they weren't sure because clouds covered some of the tower.
"Well this is where my journey ends, maybe we will see some time later." Legolas said turning around and starting to walk back where they came from,
"Hey Lego man." Max yelled suddenly and the elf turned to look at the smirking sayan, "Don't get in trouble." The sayan said giving the elf thumbs up which made Legolas to sweat drop and walk away while Max turned to look back at the tower in front of him.
"This is it. I wonder how crazy this old wizard is." Max said while Saphira nodded,
-Well how should we enter, I´m not going to climb any stairs.- The dragon said making Max to nod,
"Me neither, we go threw that balcony." Max said pointing at the balcony near the windows and Saphira nodded revealing her wings.
-Lets go then.- She said starting to fly while the sayan used his ki to fly after her. It took them only few minutes to land on the balcony and they noticed that the room in side of the tower was filled whit shelves filled whit books or strange little gadgets, while a girlish giggle could be heard from near.
"Do you hear that." Max asked looking around while Saphira sweat dropped,
-Off course and I recognize that kind of voice very well.- The dragon said making the sayan glare at her,
"Hey I´m not that pervert." Max said pointing accusing finger at the dragon who had a vein ticking on her forehead,
-What about that one time when I was taking a bath.- Saphira asked walking closer at the sayan while releasing some killer intent making the sayan sweat,
"Well mmhh.. There was this old lady and I had to help her to pick berries, then I accidentally.." Max was trying to say before Saphira called him pervert and bashed the sayan threw the wall of the room whit her super strength.
"Who´s there." A male voice yelled suddenly making the dragon look around until she heard coughing in front of her so she turned to look down and saw short old white bearded man wearing sandals, yellow shorts, pink t-shirt and black sun glasses. Standing there laying against his wooden cane,
-Sorry about that wall, but Max was getting annoying again.- Saphira said taking few steps backward while the old man walked at the wall and waved his cane around it, muttering something and in flash of white light the wall was repaired.
"It´s okay, it is rare for me to get any visitors, they think I´m crazy you know." Old man said smiling, but then there was a thud and groan coming from the balcony and they saw the sayan crawling on the floor battered and bloodied. He muttered something about super strength and Pmsing women making the dragon smash the sayan´s head in the floor whit her tail, thus making the sayan pass out.
"It seems that your friend is in bad shape." Old man said kneeling next to Max and checking his pulse, which was beating normally.
-Well he´s been thrue worst.- Saphira said while the old man floated the sayan on the bed using his magic.
"So what is your reason to be here." Old man asked while the dragon laid on the floor next to the bed where sayan slept,
-We are here to ask your help.- Saphira said which made the old man nod,
"Then he has to ask his help himself, if he gets thrue my test. But for now you can rest here until your friend wakes up." The old wizard said nodding his head before walking away, which leaved the dragon and the sayan alone.
-I wonder what will happen to me, when his friend is back alive.- Saphira mused while looking at the sleeping sayan on the bed, she hoped they would be together forever, it just felt so wrong to her to be whit out him. Maybe he was a brick sometimes, but he could be a real sweetheart when he liked some one. So whit these thoughts Saphira laid her head on the sayan´s chest before falling in sleep, neither of them noticing the old man watching from the shadows smile on his face.
"Well well, what do we got here. One who loves another while other doesn't know about others feelings." Old man muttered, "I would like to see them in the bed doing that." The old man added giggling pervertedly while a small trickle of blood was flowing from his nose.
So.. Did you like this chapter.. Surprisingly they are getting longer and longer.. Maybe because there is dragon now and I like to write more about them.. LoLz... So whit out further ado please REWIEV.. And for somebody who watches too much tv I DONT OWN ERAGON, LORD OF THE RINGS, DRAGON BALL, NARUTO, AND OTHER MOVIES WHERE I TOOK CHARACTERS FROM BUT I DO OWN MAX MYERS SO FUCK OFF.... THANK YOU... UNTILL NEXT TIME...